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MarcusX
Known Hero
*happyface*
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posted August 26, 2008 02:13 AM |
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"would you just look at this wonderful symbol of equality, there is no one racist against this giant, hungry...angry......black AND white panda!!!!!!!"
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I use big words to make myself
smarter
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted August 26, 2008 02:29 AM |
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Quote: You'd think women would stop coming on to a guy after they are married
Who is married, you or the woman?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 26, 2008 02:39 AM |
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That would be her.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 26, 2008 02:45 AM |
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Women will be the death of me. That or bullets. Or bears. That'd be a funny way to die.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted August 26, 2008 05:33 AM |
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Quote: That'd be a funny way to die.
What was it Tyrion Lannister said? Well somebody ought to get the reference. Ok enough off-topic for me.
**Panda Tar's experiments with shape changing have finally succeeded.**
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 28, 2008 08:38 PM |
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Omega says:
Now thats one giant panda.
Asheera
A giant aggressive Panda has just escaped from a secret laboratory. One scientist from this project is present at this meeting.
Man: "Keep calm people, this has to be just a spectacular show."
Scientist: "Yes, it will be spectacular, how this bear who shouldn't be here will slash us with his giant claws like Mordock slashes chickens."
The Mordock thing is what sunk it. 1 pt.
Mamgaeater
Any pain caused by the extinction of giant pandas was soon forgotten after they discovered the MEGA giant panda
REVENGE!!! 2 pts.
Mvassilev
After reading a book of Barely Bearable Puns, the Panda has finally decided to take action against its publishers.
You must be next, Mvass. 2 pts.
Antipaladin
Boo.
GO FOR THE EYES!!! 1 pt.
Trogdor
Blofeld: "I hope the glass you used for this new base is strong enough."
Henchman: "I thought it was".
Blofeld: "Now the Panda's eatwen the glass, and we'll be next."
Henchman: "RUN!!"
Nice. 3 pts.
Alcibiades
I suddenly get the idea behind the movie "Kung-Fu Panda".
Eh. 1 pt.
Geny
This is the true power of Dark Pandou!
Instant Panda Murder! 2 pts.
Dragon_Slayer
Its big, but can it do the macerina?
Why would it want to? 1 pt.
Mytical
After his bout in the Despute Ring Omega decides to go terrorize Bill Clinton and some of his friends..just because he can.
I have other reasons too. 2 pts.
Lexxan
Pandy wants a Kookie! NOW!!!!
Looks like someone has been watching panda porn
2 pts.
Keksimaton
"Stop hitting yourself. You are damaging our property."
This gets the Billy Madison award. 1 pt.
VokialBG
"Panda park"
Meh. 1 pt.
TheDeath
Pandzilla says: "IMBAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Silly. 1 pt.
Eugen_Cosmarul
-On these screens you can see the panda's teeth while it...
-Aren't those just... windows?
-Oh, yes, I believe this means we must run now...
Great. 3 pts.
Elvin
If you see any WWF activists again shoot them on sight. Endangered my @ss!
They arent as tasty as PETA members though
2 pts.
AlkarRahn
PandaTarannosaurusRex
Meh. 1 pt.
Vexon
(Australian accent) '''Allo, mate. We've run outta bamboo over here yonder and me was wond'rin' whether me could borrow a cup'a sugah.''
Nope. 1 pt.
Fauch
for once I didn't get bored at the meeting.
That would wake me up. 2 pts.
TNT_Addict
"White Peace" - Save the white people.
Something youd never see in an American sitcom. 1 pt.
The_Gootch
Americans clearly have more to fear from China than its economic might.
We have a winner. 3 pts.
MarcusX
"would you just look at this wonderful symbol of equality, there is no one racist against this giant, hungry...angry......black AND white panda!!!!!!!"
Yeah, uh, no. 1 pt.
PhoenixReborn
Panda Tar's experiments with shape changing have finally succeeded
That would explain his really long absences. 2 pts.
Scores
1) TNT_Addict/Tina 21
2) Elvin 21
3) AlkarRahn 20
4) Keksimaton 20
5) Geny - 20
6) Asheera 19
7) Trogdor 17
8) Lexxan 15
9) Mvassilev 17
10) Galev 14
11) The Death 14
12) Eugen_Cosmarul 12
13) Alcibiades -11
14) PhoenixReborn 9
15) Mamgaeater - 8
16) FriendOfGunner 7
17) Popular_feeds 6
18) Antipaladin - 6
19) carcity 5
20) Vexon 5
21) Mytical 5
22) Fauch 5
23) DarkShadow - 3
24) Baklava - 3
25) Radar 3
26) Dragon_Slayer 3
27) VokialBG 3
28) The_Gootch 3
29) Seraf 2
30) Homer171 2
31) Zamfir 1
32) Dj 1
33) Card_Ximinez 1
34) MarcusX - 1
Round 11 Kick!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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eugen_cosmarul
Famous Hero
hey
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posted August 28, 2008 08:43 PM |
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 28, 2008 08:44 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 12:36, 31 Aug 2008.
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Big Lady: "I WANT IN! NOW"
Driver: "But you won't fit in!"
Big Lady: "Are you telling me I'm too fat? Grr" * hits bus *
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted August 28, 2008 09:38 PM |
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Martial Arts superstar Phatty McChinchin goes on a rampage after losing yet another move role to less talented but much prettier Zhang Ziyi.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 28, 2008 10:23 PM |
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"You damn Chinese children! I ordered cheap nikes! Does this look like nike to you!!!"
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 28, 2008 11:06 PM |
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It's title of a new Comic book: "Panzilla and the Spammers"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 28, 2008 11:19 PM |
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"You dammn Childern How dare you Call me fat?! I'm NOT FAT I HAVE HEAVY BONES!!!!!"
"BUS KICK!"
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types in obscure english
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 29, 2008 03:00 AM |
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Quote: "You damn Chinese children! I ordered cheap nikes! Does this look like nike to you!!!"
Lol.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted August 29, 2008 02:15 PM |
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"This is not a drill! I repeat, this is not a drill!"
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 30, 2008 02:34 PM |
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The son of Godzilla had a child with the worlds tallest and fattest woman.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 30, 2008 02:44 PM |
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"It was a giant woman, officer! *hiccup* No, I don't know how that bottle got there!"
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Eccentric Opinion
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 31, 2008 02:38 PM |
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-I trust you can explain whatever happened to the van..?
-You see boss a large fat woman came out of the blue and kicked us. Hard.
-Uh huh.
-And then there was that earthquake of epic proportions.
-You are so fired.
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted September 01, 2008 07:07 AM |
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Who of you was it that just called me fat!?
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What will happen now?
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted September 02, 2008 01:44 AM |
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I knew I should have taken an airplane...
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Vexon
Adventuring Hero
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posted September 02, 2008 04:40 PM |
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Isuzu: Durable pick-ups, as long as you avoid kicks from giants.
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