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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 15, 2008 01:07 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 13:11, 16 Aug 2008.
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Walrus: "I thought I told you to bring me the Crown of Sar-Issus"
Man: "Well Master, the Merchant said this one is better, since it gives you +6 Knowledge (like the Crown of Sar-Issus) but at the same time it also gives an additional boost of -6 Knowledge... pretty neat, huh? And when you think he also sold it to me for the same amount of gold!"
Walrus: *covering eyes in disappointment* "Sheesh, I'm surrounded by Morons! "
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted August 15, 2008 01:27 PM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 13:43, 15 Aug 2008.
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"Don't worry!  I'll never forget your Burthday"
(yes, this is fish cake of course  )
EDIT: Eh Trogdor was first... I'll post something else later
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"It hurts... when someone steal your fish cake...
... Arctic police department - your fish cake is our responsibility "
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 15, 2008 01:41 PM |
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Oh... I didn't know TheGootch was allergic to fish...
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 15, 2008 02:51 PM |
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Walrus: I've lost all my faith in huge manatee. First I read FortressFan's latest post, and now this guy is trying to feed me some sort of fish. He knows well that I'm allergic. /facepalm.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 15, 2008 03:04 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 15:04, 15 Aug 2008.
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-You promise you won't throw a birthday cake in my face if I open my eyes?
-Course not dear, what kind of sick person do you take me for?
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Vexon
Adventuring Hero
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posted August 15, 2008 03:25 PM |
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Aftermath;
''I know, Kelly. He put that plate right in my face! I mean, I told everyone I know I'm on a diet. He's just trying to make me lose my figure so Brian won't take me out to the prom next month!''
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted August 15, 2008 06:55 PM |
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Quote:
Alcibiades
The new McDonalds slogan: "Let's put a smile on that face of yours" didn't quite have the impact they hoped for.
1 pt.
Elvin
Why so serious? Don't you like playing with clowns?
Do you want to hear how I got my scars? 3 pts.
Somehow a little bit dissapointed that I was the first to use the Joker refference and got 1 pt., and then Elvin picked it up and got 3. Did I miss something?
About this picture: The inspiration for the next Oasis floprelease entitled "I am not the Walrus".
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What will happen now?
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted August 16, 2008 04:19 PM |
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Oh please cheer up wally. The cake isn't a lie.
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 16, 2008 06:01 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 18:02, 16 Aug 2008.
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted August 16, 2008 06:06 PM |
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Come on dear, don't you want to see our baby? He's so delicious 
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The above post is subject to SIRIOUSness.
No jokes were harmed during the making of this signature.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted August 18, 2008 06:45 PM |
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Man: Haha! Look at it! We actually stole King Triton's crown!
Walrus: I know... I feel so dirty now.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 18, 2008 07:47 PM |
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Edited by Geny at 21:22, 18 Aug 2008.
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Judging by the shape of man's head, these two were the inspiration for the Beatles song "I am the Walrus".
Once again - plagiarism rules:
M(man): And how are we feeling today, sir?
W(walrus): Better.
M: Better?
W: Better get a bucket before I throw up.
M: Right away, sir...
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted August 18, 2008 08:57 PM |
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Quote:
Judging by the shape of man's head, these two were the inspiration for the Beatles song "I am the Walrus".
Copycat.
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What will happen now?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 18, 2008 09:05 PM |
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Damn, I forgot about your reply... and it took forever to think of something interesting... back to the drawing board.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 19, 2008 09:34 PM |
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Omega says:
Commentator 1: “Maybe Americans do have a weight problem…”
Commentator 2: “Yeah. The Ms. America competition sure isn’t what it used to be.”
Commentator 1: “HE NAILED IT! OH MY GOD! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DID IT! 9.8! 9.9! 10! 10! 9.8! 10! 9.9! OMEGA HAS SECURED THE GOLD!”
Commentator 2: “Hold on there Bob, it appears the officials are discussing something. Oh, this is bad. Looks like OmegaDestroyer is going to be disqualified. The drug testers have discovered five different types of steroids in his system.”
Commentator 1: “Oh. Oh wow. This is just despicable. People really try their best to get good scores and you have someone inject steroids into their brain to be funnier than humanly possible… I just hate to see that sort of cheating. This is a dark day for the caption contest.”
*Omega is stripped of his medal and escorted out*
Omega: “You’ll live to regret this!”
TNT_Addict
You gained weight again? That cannot be, you are still my little beauty queen pumpkin! Now put that crown on..."
2 pts.
Eugen_Cosmarul
"Hey there, I've brought you something"
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"No, not my haaaand"
*burp*
Would have been funnier if the Walrus was actually eating his hand. 1 pt.
Trogdor
"Whats the matter? Did I get the wrong birthday cake?"
There’s something fishy about that cake. 3 pts.
Asheera
Walrus: "I thought I told you to bring me the Crown of Sar-Issus"
Man: "Well Master, the Merchant said this one is better, since it gives you +6 Knowledge (like the Crown of Sar-Issus) but at the same time it also gives an additional boost of -6 Knowledge... pretty neat, huh? And when you think he also sold it to me for the same amount of gold!"
Walrus: *covering eyes in disappointment* "Sheesh, I'm surrounded by Morons!
Welcome to my world. That’s right. Talking walruses live in my world. 3 pts.
VokialBG
"It hurts... when someone steal your fish cake...
... Arctic police department - your fish cake is our responsibility
It certainly is painful. 1 pt.
Lexxan
Oh... I didn't know TheGootch was allergic to fish...
Zing. 1 pt.
mvassilev
Walrus: I've lost all my faith in huge manatee. First I read FortressFan's latest post, and now this guy is trying to feed me some sort of fish. He knows well that I'm allergic. /facepalm.
Meh. 1 pt.
Elvin
You promise you won't throw a birthday cake in my face if I open my eyes?
-Course not dear, what kind of sick person do you take me for?
So-so. 2 pts.
Vexon
Aftermath;
''I know, Kelly. He put that plate right in my face! I mean, I told everyone I know I'm on a diet. He's just trying to make me lose my figure so Brian won't take me out to the prom next month!''
Totally ridiculous.  3 pts.
alcibiades
About this picture: The inspiration for the next Oasis release entitled "I am not the Walrus".
Looks like Sally is going to have to keep waiting for a good song. 1 pt.
Keksimaton
Oh please cheer up wally. The cake isn't a lie.
But you will be baked. 3 pts.
Fauch
You have summoned Cuchulainn
-yeah cool, only 3 espers left to get and I will rule the world!
Eh. 1 pt.
TheDeath
Come on dear, don't you want to see our baby? He's so delicious
This is unsettling on multiple levels. 1 pt.
AlkarRahn
Man: Haha! Look at it! We actually stole King Triton's crown!
Walrus: I know... I feel so dirty now.
That’s one crafty Walrus. 3 pts.
Geny
Once again - plagiarism rules:
M(man): And how are we feeling today, sir?
W(walrus): Better.
M: Better?
W: Better get a bucket before I throw up.
M: Right away, sir...
Ugh. 1 pt.
Scores
1) TNT_Addict/Tina – 20
2) Elvin – 19
3) AlkarRahn – 19
4) Keksimaton – 19
5) Asheera – 18
6) Geny - 18
7) Mvassilev – 15
8) Galev – 14
9) Trogdor – 14
10) The Death – 13
11) Lexxan – 13
12) Alcibiades -10
13) Eugen_Cosmarul – 9
14) PhoenixReborn – 7
15) FriendOfGunner – 7
16) Popular_feeds – 6
17) Mamgaeater - 6
18) Antipaladin - 5
19) carcity – 5
20) Vexon - 4
21) DarkShadow - 3
22) Baklava - 3
23) Radar – 3
24) Mythical – 3
25) Fauch – 3
26) Seraf – 2
27) Homer171 – 2
28) Dragon_Slayer – 2
29) VokialBG - 2
30) Zamfir – 1
31) Dj – 1
32) Card_Ximinez – 1
Round 10 – Call in sick!
Sorry it’s so large (you wouldn't believe how many women I've said that to... Look over there! *runs away*) but I’m not on my laptop and I doubt my sister's has any decent capability to resize photos. That and I'm feeling lazy...
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 19, 2008 09:51 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 22:02, 19 Aug 2008.
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A giant aggressive Panda has just escaped from a secret laboratory. One scientist from this project is present at this meeting.
Man: "Keep calm people, this has to be just a spectacular show."
Scientist: "Yes, it will be spectacular, how this bear who shouldn't be here will slash us with his giant claws like Mordock slashes chickens."
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted August 19, 2008 10:43 PM |
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Any pain caused by the extinction of giant pandas was soon forgotten after they discovered the MEGA giant panda
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 19, 2008 10:52 PM |
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After reading a book of Barely Bearable Puns, the Panda has finally decided to take action against its publishers.
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Eccentric Opinion
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 19, 2008 11:50 PM |
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Boo.
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types in obscure english
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 20, 2008 03:29 AM |
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Blofeld: "I hope the glass you used for this new base is strong enough."
Henchman: "I thought it was".
Blofeld: "Now the Panda's eatwen the glass, and we'll be next."
Henchman: "RUN!!"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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