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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 14, 2008 06:36 PM |
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Omega says
"That's strike three kid. You're going away for a long, long time."
Asheera
The policeman sees a kid riding a motorcycle above the speed limit. He starts pursuing it.
"Kid can you pull over?"
The kid stops.
The policeman gets near to the kid and says: "You're the first kid I've seen riding a motorcycle... can you give me your autograph? Thanks."
Not bad. 2 pts.
Mamgaeater
"alright son here is the note pad and radar gun. at four come back home and gimme their license plate numbers k?"
"ok daddy"
"ahh my job is so easy"
Now thats some bad parenting. 2 pts.
Geny
"Ociffer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
I would hope not. 1 pt.
TheDeath
Sorry to pull you off kid, but I really need help at my math homework. Solve exercise number 5 here, please?
Perfect. 3 pts.
Elvin
-Reckless driving, on the wrong side of the road and at excessive speed. You are in deep waters kid.
-But daad!
-No buts mister, you've got a fine coming your way.
-I'll tell mom about that girl..
-How much did you say you want for this week?
Such a dangerous game to play. 3 pts.
Vexon
- ''Sign here, here, and here. Initials here and here.''
- ''Done. So, it's mine now for sure?''
- ''Yessir. Now, you'll want to drop off the 2 Kilos of cocaine under the seat at the kindergarten right away, then drive to Florida and meet a man named Skinny Pete; he'll give you the the money.''
- ''Alright, holmes. If this gets ****ed up, you better believe I'll come bust your ***** ass up.''
Kids these days. 2 pts.
Keksimaton
"Bad boys, bad boys! Watcha gonna do? Watcha gonna do when they come for you?"
-Turn off the damn camera!
If the kid was wearing a wife beater, you would have scored higher. 1 pt.
Lexxan
How sweet, the boy arrested the cop.
Doesnt look like it. 1 pt.
Antipaladin
"So this is the plan bob,i go undercover as an empoly in haggies to see if they do smuggle cocain in diapers,you just read the instructions here,k?"
Eh. 1 pt.
Alcibiades
Gotta catch them as early as possible, once they grow past 6 years, it's too late to get them out of the bad gangs.
So true. 2 pts.
Trogdor
Dad: "Well son, you now know where I work, but you won't get my donuts".
NNNOOOOO!!!! 3 pts.
Mvassilev
Cop: Here, kid... could you sign here? ALL RIGHT! MY QUOTA IS FULFILLED! Thanks, kid. Here's your $5.
Kid: IT'S A TRAP! You're under arrest for bribery of a police officer. You have the right to remain silent...
Cop: I'm just a crooked cop trying to make a living... but the BOY is keeping us DOWN!
Ridiculous. 2 pts.
Zmajche
Policeman: Kid, can you show me how to get home? You know, I live at...
Kid: Yeah, yeah, I know! I'll help you... ("3rd time this week! He is one stupid cop..." - he thinks)
Policeman: Here is the map, now would you please show me, please???
Kid: What a crybaby... Listen, go down the Main street, then turn left here...
There was a commercial like that awhile back if I remember correctly. 2 pts.
Scores
1) Elvin 27
2) Geny 24
3) Asheera 24
4) Keksimaton 23
5) Mvassilev 22
6) TNT_Addict/Tina 21
7) Trogdor 21
8) AlkarRahn 20
9) Lexxan 17
10) The Death 17
11) Alcibiades -15
12) Galev 14
13) Eugen_Cosmarul 13
14) Mamgaeater 13
15) PhoenixReborn 11
16) Antipaladin 10
17) Vexon 8
18) FriendOfGunner 7
19) Popular_feeds 6
20) carcity 5
21) Mytical 5
22) Fauch 5
23) The_Gootch 5
24) DarkShadow - 3
25) Baklava - 3
26) Radar 3
27) Dragon_Slayer 3
28) VokialBG 3
29) Seraf 2
30) Homer171 2
31) Zmajche - 2
32) Zamfir 1
33) Dj 1
34) Card_Ximinez 1
35) MarcusX 1
Round 13 - If you didn't think I had a sick sense of humor before...
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted September 14, 2008 06:45 PM |
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a Brutal weeniecide in a local suburb.
Edit: BTW, What the heck is a "wifebeater"?
Edit2:
Is this legal in the rules of this game?
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 14, 2008 06:46 PM |
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Edited by Asheera at 22:50, 14 Sep 2008.
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"Oh damn, look what I've been reincarnated into! I knew I shouldn't have been so evil!"
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted September 14, 2008 07:11 PM |
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Perhaps the job of a dog's chewing toy would have been a better idea.
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5 Times TV
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tnt_addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted September 14, 2008 07:24 PM |
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 14, 2008 07:25 PM |
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"Want to see the cutting edge of torture? You don't? Weenies..."
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Eccentric Opinion
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 14, 2008 07:25 PM |
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A wifebeater is what people typically wear on the American TV show COPS.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 14, 2008 08:02 PM |
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"It looks like Lefty is going for the kill... Oh my, he literaly took Righty's head off. We have a weener!"
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted September 14, 2008 10:48 PM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 22:50, 14 Sep 2008.
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It's a frankfurter "watching/taking part in" horror movie.
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I have 4 points, not 3 check the old rounds...
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted September 14, 2008 11:00 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 16:02, 15 Sep 2008.
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A new ToH drama?
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 14, 2008 11:45 PM |
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Don't worry, that's ketchup not blood
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted September 15, 2008 08:09 AM |
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Said the surviving one. "FRANKly I am shocked..he was one hot dog, don't know why he committed suicide."
((Bad puns 'r' us - open 24/7))
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Message received.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 15, 2008 10:09 AM |
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The reason not to buy weenies from Iran.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 15, 2008 10:19 AM |
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Oh My God ! Look what he did to vangelis! Im next!
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types in obscure english
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 15, 2008 03:09 PM |
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Are you sure Omega knows about the whole Vangelis drama?
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zmajche
Tavern Dweller
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posted September 15, 2008 04:51 PM |
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...and the academy award for the best actor goes to... Weenee the Weener, for playing Harry HotDoger in the horror movie: "Bite of a cold kitchen knife"!
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Vexon
Adventuring Hero
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posted September 16, 2008 10:20 PM |
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''The new movie The Dark Knight has already began to inspire youngsters into acts of violence. Above is a photo of the shocking bloodbath James F. caused to his breakfast food after watching the Scars, Part 1 scene from the Batmanmovie. The weener's parents Mr. and Mrs. Frankfurter have announced they are planning to sue Warner Bros. Pictures.''
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted September 16, 2008 11:06 PM |
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Edited by TheDeath at 14:02, 17 Sep 2008.
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What happened to Willy the Weenie after he told the terrorists that the diamonds are "somewhere close, in my ass". Obviously they have no idea where his ass is, since the cut is at the neck
EDIT: it's kinda hard to come up with something very funny for this pic
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted September 23, 2008 07:48 PM |
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* BUMP *
(it was almost on the second page)
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 23, 2008 08:06 PM |
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Keksimaton
Pure Gold. 3 pts.
Asheera
"Oh damn, look what I've been reincarnated into! I knew I shouldn't have been so evil!"
Karma is funny like that. 2 pts.
Zamfir
Perhaps the job of a dog's chewing toy would have been a better idea.
Perhaps. 1 pt.
TNT_Addict
Danger! Romanian surgeon in training!
Sad but true. 2 pts.
Mvassilev
"Want to see the cutting edge of torture? You don't? Weenies..."
Not torture so much as death
2 pts.
OmegaDestroyer
That was a totally awesome wifebeater picture! 100 pts!
Geny
"It looks like Lefty is going for the kill... Oh my, he literaly took Righty's head off. We have a weener!"
Yours is a sick, twisted world Geny. Know where to find a good cup of coffee? 3 pts.
VokialBG
It's a frankfurter "watching/taking part in" horror movie.
Thats what I was going to put. Should have gone for watching and drawn a theater around it. That would have been great. 2 pts.
Lexxan
A new ToH drama?
Uh, yeah
1 pt.
Elvin
Don't worry, that's ketchup not blood
Hes not dead, hes just sleeping. 3 pts.
Mytical
Said the surviving one. "FRANKly I am shocked..he was one hot dog, don't know why he committed suicide."
((Bad puns 'r' us - open 24/7))
UGH. That store needs to be shut down. 2 pts.
Trogdor
The reason not to buy weenies from Iran.
I dont think theyd have them there anyways
1 pt.
Antipaladin
Oh My God ! Look what he did to vangelis! Im next!
Asheera: Are you sure Omega knows about the whole Vangelis drama?
I do not. 1 pt.
Zmajche
...and the academy award for the best actor goes to... Weenee the Weener, for playing Harry HotDoger in the horror movie: "Bite of a cold kitchen knife"!
There should be laws against such captions. 2 pt.
Vexon
''The new movie The Dark Knight has already began to inspire youngsters into acts of violence. Above is a photo of the shocking bloodbath James F. caused to his breakfast food after watching the Scars, Part 1 scene from the Batmanmovie. The weener's parents Mr. and Mrs. Frankfurter have announced they are planning to sue Warner Bros. Pictures.''
Sadly, its just a matter of time 2 pts.
TheDeath
What happened to Willy the Weenie after he told the terrorists that the diamonds are "somewhere close, in my ass". Obviously they have no idea where his ass is, since the cut is at the neck.
Eww
1 pt.
Scores
1) Elvin 30
2) Geny 27
3) Asheera 26
4) Keksimaton 26
5) Mvassilev 24
6) TNT_Addict/Tina 23
7) Trogdor 22
8) AlkarRahn 20
9) Lexxan 18
10) TheDeath 18
11) Alcibiades -15
12) Galev 14
13) Eugen_Cosmarul 13
14) Mamgaeater 13
15) PhoenixReborn 11
16) Antipaladin 11
17) Vexon 10
18) Mytical 7
19) FriendOfGunner 7
20) Popular_feeds 6
21) VokialBG 6
22) carcity 5
23) Fauch 5
24) The_Gootch 5
25) Zmajche - 4
26) DarkShadow - 3
27) Baklava - 3
28) Radar 3
29) Dragon_Slayer 3
30) Seraf 2
31) Homer171 2
32) Zamfir 2
33) Dj 1
34) Card_Ximinez 1
35) MarcusX 1
Round 14 Climb!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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