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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted September 25, 2008 08:48 PM |
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"Those damn sharks are ruining my hunting season!" 
(I hope you get the shark part)
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Shares
Supreme Hero
I am. Thusly I am.
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posted September 25, 2008 09:25 PM |
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Edited by Shares at 21:26, 25 Sep 2008.
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Deer is trying to breed some kind of deer-ent while hunter is looking for trees. Wild guess.
EDIT: Or he might be hiding from the bear cavlry.
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 25, 2008 09:58 PM |
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Ewww...
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted September 25, 2008 10:53 PM |
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Deer: A few inches closer, and... kick! Great. One hunter down. Now, how do I get down?
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted September 26, 2008 01:36 PM |
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Hunter: Can't you climb a little faster, dear?
Deer: I'm not your dear... and stop looking up my tail!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Vexon
Adventuring Hero
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posted September 26, 2008 10:59 PM |
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Hunter: - ''Let's get one thing straight, though. As soon as those lions give up, your ass is mine!''
Deer: - ''I'll have you remember I'm within kicking distance.''
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted September 28, 2008 06:43 PM |
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"welcome to netional geropgrahic! in today's episode we shall witness the nature's answer to treehugging hunters:tree climbing deers. in times past deers had no way of evoiding hunters,now,they can,with the unique ability of luring them,while being above,and realisng a cloud of poision from there back enternce,withhin minuts this hunter will fall down,and and die smellrabully!
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types in obscure english
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted September 30, 2008 09:25 PM |
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Omega says:
"Looks like I finally got the drop on Mr. Hunter here."
Mvassilev
If you hold your life deer, climb
Sound advice. 1 pt.
Antistar
If you climb down from IT deer (as dear) I'll kill you!
Some counseling might help… 1 pt.
Elvin
Holy crap, the drop bears have been framed
Eh. 1 pt.
Azagal
63 pages oO. Holy **** you really started something here Elvin.
Looks like someone gets a Plastered Pineapple of Perception.  (NOT THE NEW PICTURE)
Mytical
After years of ninja training, Bambi is finally ready to wreak vengeance.
Hunter: Doe! 3 pts.
Homer171
It's the new Deerdator 3 - Hunt or be Hunted, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as Dutch. Group of commandos trap in jugle fighting against the "unknown" hunter.
Coming Soon . . .
No! By uttering it, you have brought the idea into existence! YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL! *Omega runs away screaming* 2 pts.
Asheera
Man: Maybe if I hide here in the tree I will manage to sneak up on that deer. Where the hell is it anyway?
Deer: Maybe if I hide here in the tree that human won't see me... so far I can't see him anyway.
Now there’s some clever thinking. 2 pts.
Keksimaton
Deer: "Ugh! I knew I shouldn't have eaten all that chili!"
Doesn’t really explain why he is in the tree though… 1 pt.
TNT_Addict
Putin declared deer season in Obhazia and Osetiya.
I wouldn’t really put it past him... 1 pt.
Lexxan
"Firing za hole!"
I got it. 1 pt.
Alcibiades
I see someone who's likely to get an unexpected present from Santa this year.
Got stick with the original photo. 1 pt.
VokialBG
"spider deer,spider deer does whatever spider deer does,can he swing from a web, no he can't he is a deer, look out he is the spider deer!"
Nice reference. 2 pts.
Trogdor
I hope it doesn't start raining anytime soon................
Rain: the eternal nemesis of tree climbers, except squirrels… 2 pts.
TheDeath“Those damn sharks are ruining my hunting season!"
Meh. 1 pt.
Shares
Deer is trying to breed some kind of deer-ent while hunter is looking for trees. Wild guess.
Eewww… 2 pts.
AlkarRahn
Deer: A few inches closer, and... kick! Great. One hunter down. Now, how do I get down?
Who says revenge solves all of our problems? 2 pts.
Geny
Hunter: Can't you climb a little faster, dear?
Deer: I'm not your dear... and stop looking up my tail!
Pervert. 1 pt.
Vexon
Hunter: - ''Let's get one thing straight, though. As soon as those lions give up, your ass is mine!''
Deer: - ''I'll have you remember I'm within kicking distance.''
Great.  3 pts.
Antipaladin
“welcome to netional geropgrahic! in today's episode we shall witness the nature's answer to treehugging hunters:tree climbing deers. in times past deers had no way of evoiding hunters,now,they can,with the unique ability of luring them,while being above,and realisng a cloud of poision from there back enternce,withhin minuts this hunter will fall down,and and die smellrabully!”
Close, but not quite. 1 pt.
Scores
1) Elvin – 31
2) Geny – 28
3) Asheera – 28
4) Keksimaton – 27
5) Mvassilev – 25
6) TNT_Addict/Tina – 24
7) Trogdor – 24
8) AlkarRahn – 22
9) Lexxan – 19
10) TheDeath – 19
11) Alcibiades -16
12) Galev – 14
13) Eugen_Cosmarul – 13
14) Mamgaeater – 13
15) Vexon – 13
16) Antipaladin – 12
17) PhoenixReborn – 11
18) Mytical – 10
19) VokialBG – 8
20) FriendOfGunner – 7
21) Popular_feeds – 6
22) carcity – 5
23) Fauch – 5
24) The_Gootch – 5
25) Homer171 – 4
26) DarkShadow - 3
27) Baklava - 3
28) Radar – 3
29) Dragon_Slayer – 3
30) Zmajche - 3
31) Seraf – 2
32) Shares - 2
33) Zamfir – 2
34) Dj – 1
35) Card_Ximinez – 1
36) MarcusX – 1
37) Antistar – 1
Round 15 - I love this picture.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted October 01, 2008 03:37 AM |
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We need the windshield wipers... NOW.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted October 01, 2008 06:40 AM |
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Quote:
Alcibiades
I see someone who's likely to get an unexpected present from Santa this year.
Got stick with the original photo. 1 pt.
That WAS a remark about the original photo! Obviously, in order to get up there, the deer had to be one of Santa's flying deers ... And I don't think he'll be pleased with the hunter for chasing it up there.
Anyway, about this picture:
In an attempt to prevent the beliefs in occultism to spread, the Vatican have decided to make their own series of Harry Potter movies based on real-live phenomena. Here we see Harry almost falling out of the Weasley flying car private jet.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted October 01, 2008 01:09 PM |
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Kid (crying): "Give me back my chocolate bar!"
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted October 01, 2008 01:20 PM |
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"There are minoks chewing on the power cables!"
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 02, 2008 01:23 AM |
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Pilot: Something about that kid always bugged me... and now he's on my windshield.
Co-pilot: Think he's training to be Spiderman?
Pilot: You idiot, spiders are arachnids, not bugs.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 02, 2008 01:52 AM |
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As of lately stowaways are forced to wash the plane windows during flight. They won't be trying it again trust me.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted October 02, 2008 02:37 PM |
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"Is this a virtual simulation? I see a kid on my window!"
"No that's the engineer you requested sir."
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antistar
Adventuring Hero
betrayer...
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posted October 02, 2008 02:54 PM |
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am I the only one for which the link for the picture appears to be broken....
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He rides in battle against impossible odds, never stopping until he reaches his goal.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted October 02, 2008 02:55 PM |
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Copy its link into the address bar of your browser, that way it worked for me
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Card_Ximinez
Famous Hero
no
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posted October 02, 2008 03:58 PM |
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Quote:
"Is this a virtual simulation? I see a kid on my window!"
"No that's the engineer you requested sir."
LOL 
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wtf this still exists
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted October 02, 2008 04:07 PM |
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Anyone having difficulty seeing the picture?
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 02, 2008 04:08 PM |
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Didn't appear for me so I copied its link location to see it.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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