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Thread: What do you see in the picture? This Popular Thread is 200 pages long: 1 30 60 ... 64 65 66 67 68 ... 90 120 150 180 200 · «PREV / NEXT»
Azagal
Azagal


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
posted October 13, 2008 04:21 PM

Quote:
"Private Nathan always had a slight nagging suspicion that Colonel Byrd hated him."

Quote:
Last time I accept coordinates sent to me by a pre-schooler.

Awesome guys.... solid gold.
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted October 14, 2008 05:34 PM

Omega says:
Uh… Ground Control?  This is Major Tom.  I have a small problem...

Trogdor
Unfortunately for the parachuter, the alligator farmer is fresh out of duct tape.
Just add salt to injury and presto!  One nice, big bowl of dead guy soup.  1 pt.

Lexxan
The UN dropped Bono, to counter the famine in Gatorland
If only they’d throw more rich celebrities who love to preach about poverty to the gators.  2 pts.

Elvin
Feeding time!
Indeed.  1 pt.

Antipaladin
Yum YUm YUm Yum!
Eh.  1 pt.

Keksimaton
"Well then kids! What do you think that the parachute-man should do?"
"Swim away really fast!"
"Good! That is what most people think to do in situations like this! Now lets see what happened..."
You’re a sick man, Keksimaton.    3 pts.

Domzilla
Fred is thinking that he should have finished and sent the report to Mr. Jefferson, rather than take the day off to go parachuting.
Hindsight is a pain.  2 pts.  
Welcome to the game.

Asheera
The Alligators have united to see the special event: "God has come down from the sky! This is a blessed day!"
An interesting interpretation.  2 pts.

Geny
"Join the Offler cult, it will be a blast... damn monk."
That’ll teach you.  1 pt.

TheDeath
Aligators: "Hey wtf are you doing here, we didn't order any pizza!"
But it’s not delivery, it’s… aw screw it.  1 pt.

Mvassilev
MI6's newest spy, James Pond, dropping in on a Communist alligator farm. That bites.
 Yes it does.  2 pt.

Mamgaeater
"Private Nathan always had a slight nagging suspicion that Colonel Byrd hated him."
3 pts.

Ranger
Time for eating for alligators.
That’s right. 1 pt.  
Welcome aboard.

Galev
You all know: in a swimming race only the first one has a price.
Yeah…1 pt.

AlkarRahn
Last time I accept coordinates sent to me by a pre-schooler.
Negligence!  2 pts.

Azagal
Where’s your entry?

Scores

1)  Elvin – 33
2)  Asheera – 32
3)  Keksimaton – 31
4)  Geny – 29
5)  Mvassilev – 29
6)  Trogdor – 28
7)  AlkarRahn – 26
8)  TNT_Addict/Tina – 24
9)  TheDeath – 23
10)  Lexxan – 23
11)  Alcibiades -18
12)  Mamgaeater – 18
13)  Galev – 15
14)  Eugen_Cosmarul – 13
15)  Vexon – 13
16)  Antipaladin – 13
17)  PhoenixReborn – 11
18)  Mytical – 10
19)  VokialBG – 8
20)  FriendOfGunner – 7
21)  Popular_feeds – 6
22)  carcity – 5
23)  Fauch – 5
24)  The_Gootch – 5
25)  Homer171 – 4
26)  DarkShadow - 3
27)  Baklava - 3
28)  Radar – 3
29)  Dragon_Slayer – 3
30)  Zmajche – 3
31)  Seraf – 2
32)  Shares - 2
33)  Zamfir – 2
34)  Domzilla – 2
35)  Dj – 1
36)  Card_Ximinez – 1
37)  MarcusX – 1
38)  Antistar – 1
39)  Ranger – 1

Round 17 – DO SOMETHING!!!



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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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Elvin
Elvin


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
posted October 14, 2008 05:37 PM

(Thanks guys, I'll be waiting around the corner to give you your share.)
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb

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Card_Ximinez
Card_Ximinez


Famous Hero
no
posted October 14, 2008 05:47 PM

Quote:

Uh… Ground Control?  This is Major Tom.  I have a small problem...


Great Bowie reference.

Anyway:

After Disney stopped paying Donald and his nephews their salaries, they started their gang of con-ducks.
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wtf this still exists

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AlkarRahn
AlkarRahn


Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
posted October 14, 2008 06:01 PM

The Duckbill Gang strikes again!
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Lexxan
Lexxan


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
posted October 14, 2008 06:23 PM
Edited by Lexxan at 18:24, 14 Oct 2008.

Woman: "Hot chicks are such a financial pain" (sighs) "At least I have a nice pussy"
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!

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Asheera
Asheera


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
posted October 14, 2008 06:38 PM
Edited by Asheera at 19:33, 14 Oct 2008.

Woman: "You sneaky little bastards! If I give you this money, will you not tell my husband that I cheated him?"


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TheDeath
TheDeath


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
posted October 14, 2008 07:20 PM

An example of the gypsy ducks in action

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Geny
Geny


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted October 14, 2008 07:30 PM

New show on the Animal TV:
"Robin Duck - steals from two-legged and gives to the feathered!"
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.

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Domzilla
Domzilla

Tavern Dweller
posted October 15, 2008 12:17 AM

"dammit, where are the hundreds??...stingy snow. Ooh lipstick."

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antipaladin
antipaladin


Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
posted October 15, 2008 12:26 AM

"A shoosh just my luck,i hear for looking for food while they distract her and all i get is this stinky green paper,ah screw it thats it,i quit!"
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types in obscure english

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Nikita
Nikita


Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
posted October 15, 2008 12:46 AM

You did a great job last night,but here you can have ur money back.

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antistar
antistar


Adventuring Hero
betrayer...
posted October 15, 2008 01:38 PM

stop gang-bang... start duck-gang...
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He rides in battle against impossible odds, never stopping until he reaches his goal.

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Trogdor
Trogdor


Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
posted October 16, 2008 09:03 AM

The new hidden camera in that handbag will help find the culprit in no time.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu

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Keksimaton
Keksimaton


Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
posted October 16, 2008 06:07 PM

Don't duck for ducks near the dak for ducks at the dak do damage to your dollars.
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.

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Corribus
Corribus

Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
posted October 16, 2008 07:51 PM

Aflac is just the next in a long line of companies resorting to desperate measures to cope with the current economic crisis.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted October 16, 2008 08:08 PM


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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down

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Mamgaeater
Mamgaeater


Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
posted October 16, 2008 08:47 PM

The PUNishment gets more severe depending on how FOWL the crime is.
(plz don't kill me)
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Protection From Everything.
dota

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mvassilev
mvassilev


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted October 17, 2008 03:26 AM

Having been exposed for being a quack, Dr. Mallard had to resort to using his children for theft.
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Eccentric Opinion

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antistar
antistar


Adventuring Hero
betrayer...
posted October 17, 2008 02:39 PM

a classic parent-abuse : selling your own children....
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