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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 29, 2018 02:33 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 14:36, 29 May 2018.
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"George, just drive that tank over the hill there."
"Are you sure it's safe, John?"
"Absolutely! Czech hedgehogs will not be invented until the next World War! What could go wrong?"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 29, 2018 04:39 PM |
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Jackass: The Early Years
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 29, 2018 04:49 PM |
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Trogdor said: Jackass: The Early Years
Lol.
"I'll tank you to not question whether i wood need driving lessons or not."
Lol, automatic negative points.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 29, 2018 06:52 PM |
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'My husband is going to kill me!'
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 29, 2018 07:07 PM |
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Edited by Neraus at 21:28, 29 May 2018.
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-Hans! What the hell!?-
-Sorry kamerad, a cute Russian fraulein offered me a drink, how could I say nein?-
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted May 30, 2018 03:39 AM |
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This is not jail. You didnt have to try and take down the big one first.
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What are you up to
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted May 30, 2018 01:31 PM |
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Put one of those tree huggers in a tank and they become their own worst enemy.
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted May 30, 2018 02:31 PM |
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Kinder, hier you can see vat happens ven you take ze regular betrunken English farmer to ze Frankreich front and make him drive a Panzerwagen instead of ze tractor in his home village. Pictures like zis one make ze historians wonder wai zer were ze Central Powers who were kaput at ze end of ze war.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 02, 2018 07:17 PM |
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Panzer Division Parking Lot.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted June 07, 2018 06:30 PM |
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Round 39 rated
Maurice
"George, just drive that tank over the hill there."
"Are you sure it's safe, John?"
"Absolutely! Czech hedgehogs will not be invented until the next World War! What could go wrong?"
Wait, what next war? 4pts
Trogor
Jackass: The Early Years
"Hi, I'm Archduke Franz Ferdinand"
"I'm Gavrilo Princip, and this is Jackass" 3pts
Fredmuffin
"I'll tank you to not question whether i wood need driving lessons or not."
Oy vey, more puns. 3pts
Elvin
'My husband is going to kill me!'
That's sexist. 4pts
Neraus
-Hans! What the hell!?-
-Sorry kamerad, a cute Russian fraulein offered me a drink, how could I say nein?-
Krauts never could handle vodka. 3pts
Celfious
This is not jail. You didnt have to try and take down the big one first.
You shouldn't do that in jail either tbh. 3pts
AlkarRahn
Put one of those tree huggers in a tank and they become their own worst enemy.
They really are idiots. 4pts
Zenofex
Kinder, hier you can see vat happens ven you take ze regular betrunken English farmer to ze Frankreich front and make him drive a Panzerwagen instead of ze tractor in his home village. Pictures like zis one make ze historians wonder wai zer were ze Central Powers who were kaput at ze end of ze war.
The teacher was fired seconds later for exhibiting national pride. 4pts
Galaad
Panzer Division Parking Lot.
Before the invention of a parking brake. 4pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 159
BlizzardSoyBoy - 36
Galaad - 81.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 5.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 129
EnergyZ - 119
AlkarRahn - 148
Elvin - 107.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 58.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 50
Friendofgunnar - 31
Zenofex - 121
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 69
Celfious - 27
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5
LizardWarrior - 7
Ghost - 3
Round 40
ratings whenever.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted June 07, 2018 09:54 PM |
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"Corporal Wilhelm, with regards to your efforts to camouflage that halftrack, I can only say one thing: you're doing it wrong!"
"But captain, wait and see till I dance to Steamboat Willie! They will completely forget about it!"
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 08, 2018 05:27 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 05:28, 08 Jun 2018.
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You there soldier! How many PhDs do you have? Good, good, anything more? Perfect, now go sit up there to see if it balances.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 08, 2018 08:13 AM |
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The motor sgt had had it with pvt larry's incompetence. So he told larry to stay up there until the wind fixed his accident.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted June 08, 2018 05:00 PM |
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"Nein Gunther, that is not how you recreate Mad Max!"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted June 13, 2018 01:41 PM |
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Late August, 1939*. A rare picture of Waffen-SS Standartenführer Klaus Grosestier looking at the Polish border after being told that the guy who stole his tires hides in a village just after it.
*Date of the picture adjusted after the war to comply with the official version for the start of the German-Polish hostilities.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted June 17, 2018 03:27 PM |
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The newest line of convertibles to hit the market.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted June 18, 2018 08:03 PM |
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Ratings tommorow.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted June 20, 2018 11:16 AM |
bonus applied by OmegaDestroyer on 06 Aug 2018. |
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Round 40 rated
Maurice
"Corporal Wilhelm, with regards to your efforts to camouflage that halftrack, I can only say one thing: you're doing it wrong!"
"But captain, wait and see till I dance to Steamboat Willie! They will completely forget about it!"
Corporal was then demoted to chief potato peeler. 3pts
Elvin
You there soldier! How many PhDs do you have? Good, good, anything more? Perfect, now go sit up there to see if it balances.
Go to university they said. Higher education be useful they said. 4pts
Fredmuffin
The motor sgt had had it with pvt larry's incompetence. So he told larry to stay up there until the wind fixed his accident.
Gonna need some hurricane winds there, but then again I believe that's the idea. 4pts
Trogdor
"Nein Gunther, that is not how you recreate Mad Max!"
Zis ist ze disgrace to kraut mastur engineering. 3pts
Zenofex
Late August, 1939*. A rare picture of Waffen-SS Standartenführer Klaus Grosestier looking at the Polish border after being told that the guy who stole his tires hides in a village just after it.
*Date of the picture adjusted after the war to comply with the official version for the start of the German-Polish hostilities.
Good old propaganda. 4pts
AlkarRahn
The newest line of convertibles to hit the market.
Top of the line. literally. Instead of converting the roof, it converts the drivetrain. SUV sales plummet. 4pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 162
BlizzardSoyBoy - 36
Galaad - 81.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 5.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 132
EnergyZ - 119
AlkarRahn - 152
Elvin - 111.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 58.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 50
Friendofgunnar - 31
Zenofex - 125
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 73
Celfious - 27
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5
LizardWarrior - 7
Ghost - 3
Thus concludes this season. Thanks all for participating.
NEW SEASON
Round 1
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 20, 2018 12:06 PM |
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Yes, after living for so long in the underground, it was time to take all these bottles of piss out!
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted June 20, 2018 12:09 PM |
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"Training a 6-pack is for pussies! Just watch us: we train five 6-packs at once!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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