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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted April 08, 2018 06:38 PM |
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted April 08, 2018 07:51 PM |
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This is a rare specimen of a caprinus abundans, commonly known as a goatree. It's particular due to its fruits being live goats. Unfortunately global warming is making it more difficult for the goats to survive, in turn denying the tree the ability to reproduce.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted April 09, 2018 04:30 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 16:31, 09 Apr 2018.
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"I goatta tell ya, I may be the black sheep ... I mean, goat, in the family, but my goatee sure put me central in the goattree!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted April 09, 2018 06:15 PM |
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- Leonard, my man, don't you wish to be a leopard sometimes?
- Right now I do, Leopold, my brother. Yet I am still a lion.
- Life can really be a heartless ***** when it wants to, don't you think?
- They probably see it the other way around. Let's go by the river, see if the chicks have caught something more... terrestrial for lunch.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted April 09, 2018 06:47 PM |
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Guard dogs have become so passe in sub-Saharan Africa, so criminal gangs have now hired guard goats. Their rivals won't suspect a thing.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted April 13, 2018 01:25 PM |
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The George Bush? Ha! Let me introduce you to the Billie Tree. Sure, there is only one Billie to the Nannies, but we're working on that. Billie doesn't seem to mind though.
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted April 13, 2018 01:37 PM |
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The High Council of Goats will now take petitioners.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 13, 2018 02:37 PM |
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AlkarRahn said: The George Bush? Ha! Let me introduce you to the Billie Tree. Sure, there is only one Billie to the Nannies, but we're working on that. Billie doesn't seem to mind though.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted April 15, 2018 01:56 PM |
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Round thirtysomething rated!
EnergyZ
Dude, am I high, or are they high?
Both. 3pts
Neraus
This is a rare specimen of a caprinus abundans, commonly known as a goatree. It's particular due to its fruits being live goats. Unfortunately global warming is making it more difficult for the goats to survive, in turn denying the tree the ability to reproduce.
the lovers of small hooved animals had declared this the most halal tree of all, so the conservation process is well underway. 5pts
Maurice
"I goatta tell ya, I may be the black sheep ... I mean, goat, in the family, but my goatee sure put me central in the goattree!"
That's racist. 4pts
Zenofex
- Leonard, my man, don't you wish to be a leopard sometimes?
- Right now I do, Leopold, my brother. Yet I am still a lion.
- Life can really be a heartless ***** when it wants to, don't you think?
- They probably see it the other way around. Let's go by the river, see if the chicks have caught something more... terrestrial for lunch.
FYI, Leopards only store their haul in the trees, they hunt on the ground like the rest of big cats. I watched enough National Geographic to know that. 4pts
Trogdor
Guard dogs have become so passe in sub-Saharan Africa, so criminal gangs have now hired guard goats. Their rivals won't suspect a thing.
Dogs are haram you know. 3pts
AlkarRahn
The George Bush? Ha! Let me introduce you to the Billie Tree. Sure, there is only one Billie to the Nannies, but we're working on that. Billie doesn't seem to mind though.
Still better than Barack Oganja. 5pts
Friendofgunnar
The High Council of Goats will now take petitioners.
"high" to be take literally in both cases here. 5pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 75
Maurice - 134
Blizzardboy - 27
Galaad - 70.5
NoobX - 41
Angelito - 5.5
The_Polyglot - 22
Trogdor - 112
EnergyZ - 119
AlkarRahn - 123.5
Elvin - 96.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 45.5
Damacon_Ace - 55,5
Artu - 10.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 47
Friendofgunnar - 23
Zenofex - 94
Jayce8 - 0
Doomhammer - 4
Gravorce - 3.5
Fredmuffin - 46
Celfious - 24
Rimgrabber - 7
JoonasTo - 5
LizardWarrior - 7
Round 34
Ratings next sunday.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted April 15, 2018 05:13 PM |
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And now, the future of beef farming and production. Who need fancy machinery when you can just Necklace the cattle?
Mind you, the meat may contain traces of petroleum.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted April 15, 2018 06:16 PM |
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"You know, my life is such a drag. I am so tired of it all. There moost be a way out of this. Turn the wheel kind of thing. Get my beef out to the world, you know?"
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 15, 2018 10:51 PM |
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Proof that excess beef gives you a spare tire.
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted April 16, 2018 08:08 AM |
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International Vegan Association "Humans are animals" presents BCB (Bovine Chastity Belt) Mk 1. "The milxploitation ends now!", their spokesman announced.
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted April 16, 2018 09:34 AM |
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"They see my tire. They see how I roll. They hatin."
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted April 16, 2018 09:51 AM |
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My attire is fabulous.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted April 18, 2018 09:08 PM |
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The Wisconsin weight training program is America's response to the surge in gourmet Japanese beef imports.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted April 20, 2018 03:03 AM |
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We present, the Bovine Bra!
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted April 20, 2018 11:52 AM |
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I was born different, so what?
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted April 24, 2018 09:50 AM |
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Kipshasz said:
Round 34
Ratings next sunday.
Wasn't "next sunday" by now the "previous sunday"?
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted April 24, 2018 10:57 AM |
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Didn't said which sunday will be the "next" sunday.
Also, I've caught a severe form of
Ratings possibly later today.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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