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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted November 11, 2016 10:03 PM |
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When you've found Ike and really wish you'd found a bike.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted November 12, 2016 09:52 AM |
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"He's right behing me, isnt he?" - said in whimpering voice.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted November 12, 2016 12:05 PM |
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"I'm going to convert all of you heathens to Great Very Cool Teddy Bears, beware the Greatness!"
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted November 13, 2016 07:01 AM |
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The KKK field-testing their new costume prototypes in order to freak the snow out of a new generation of young people. The pedobear suit seems like the likely choice since not only is it nice and comfy but also has the added benefit of having the support of the catholic church.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted November 22, 2016 10:55 AM |
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He made the mistake to think the hurricane will be bearable
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted November 23, 2016 04:49 PM |
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RATED:
Bearly evacuating. - Stevie
Nice wording gaming thing  1,5pt.
Bearing the hurricane. - AlHazin
Oh! But that one is better! - 2pt.
It was at this point, while trying to clear his mind with a walk along the beach, that Ike realized that something had to be done about the news team that was plaguing him. - Raenus
Haha, but the real thing, he left behing his back... surprise! - 1,5pt.
Pedophilic bear promised a meme on the television - Ghost
Old, but classy  - 2pt.
In other news: Godzilla had a child... with a bear. We're waiting to see if he's gonna wreck sandcastles or fight beached sea turtles. - Geny
Monty Pyton style - 2pt.
Five Nights at Freddy's: Summer Edition - Trogdor
And I bet he is in the bear costume! - 2pt.
Trailer for "Ted 3: Rise of the Pedobear". - EnergyZ
Haha! 3th part, be I think Pedobear is into adults by now - 2.5 pt.
When you've found Ike and really wish you'd found a bike. - Lexxan
Not sure, why a bike? - 0,5pt.
"He's right behing me, isnt he?" - said in whimpering voice. - kipshasz
Seems he is  - 1pt.
"I'm going to convert all of you heathens to Great Very Cool Teddy Bears, beware the Greatness!" -Galaad
Its like a zombie apocalypse - 1,5pt.
The KKK field-testing their new costume prototypes in order to freak the snow out of a new generation of young people. The pedobear suit seems like the likely choice since not only is it nice and comfy but also has the added benefit of having the support of the catholic church. - fuChris
Souns suitable for creazy nerds like the KKK members.  2,5pt.
He made the mistake to think the hurricane will be bearable - markmasters
'N we go back to the word games - 1,5pt.
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AlHazin
Promising
Supreme Hero
النور
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posted November 23, 2016 05:52 PM |
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Edited by AlHazin at 17:55, 23 Nov 2016.
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The deer : Well, I know you're aging and stuff, but it's kind of the hunt season, it would be nice if you could get up so we can do the damn chase. No rush, just saying...
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Nothing of value disappears from this world, it will reappear in some shape or form ^^ - Elvin
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted November 23, 2016 07:33 PM |
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Pete the deer had felt all his life he was born in the wrong body and was in fact a female. Recently he heard about a thing called 'being a trophy wife'
Wrong move Pete....wrong move
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 23, 2016 09:59 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 22:29, 23 Nov 2016.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted November 23, 2016 10:04 PM |
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"See? That's what I mean when I say that you don't care about us anymore!"
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted November 23, 2016 10:26 PM |
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As it is per traditional lore of fairy tale known as Herpes 7, a female moon doe has to take a picture, smiling at the camera, with a hunter, to become a male deer. However, few like that "book" and the story was acclaimed with mixed reactions.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 24, 2016 08:11 AM |
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as the very tall deer that frank had been hunting all his life unsheaths his blade, he whispers: "the tables have indeed turned, mothersnower."
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted November 24, 2016 10:05 AM |
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It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Hail Satan!
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 24, 2016 10:47 AM |
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fuChris said:
It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Hail Satan!
hail, satan! 
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted November 24, 2016 01:43 PM |
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He didn't choose to be asleep on the job, the deer just stumbled across some chloroform.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted November 27, 2016 10:06 AM |
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"OK guys I've located him, he's sleeping, quick, let's steal his clothes and draw funny pictures on him".
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted December 04, 2016 11:42 PM |
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RATED
The deer : Well, I know you're aging and stuff, but it's kind of the hunt season, it would be nice if you could get up so we can do the damn chase. No rush, just saying.. - AlHazin
Like Bugs bunny - 1,5pt.
Pete the deer had felt all his life he was born in the wrong body and was in fact a female. Recently he heard about a thing called 'being a trophy wife'
Wrong move Pete....wrong move - markmasters
But the guy is sleeping. LGBT deer. Oh, my! 1,5pt.
The deer: "I know it's the middle of the season and all but, can't we just talk this over?"
Uncle Snort: "Only in your dreams." - Stevie
This sounds nearly surreal.
"See? That's what I mean when I say that you don't care about us anymore!" - Neraus
Seems like he does not  For real! - 1pt.
As it is per traditional lore of fairy tale known as Herpes 7, a female moon doe has to take a picture, smiling at the camera, with a hunter, to become a male deer. However, few like that "book" and the story was acclaimed with mixed reactions. - EnergyZ
I... dont wanna watch this... - 1pt.
as the very tall deer that frank had been hunting all his life unsheaths his blade, he whispers: "the tables have indeed turned, mothersnower." - fred79
Poor him! 1,5pt.
It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Woodland Critter Christmas! - fuChris
Haha! Nice one - 3pt.
He didn't choose to be asleep on the job, the deer just stumbled across some chloroform. - Trogdor
"My name is Deer, James Deer!" Ta-da-ta-da-ta-da-da-ta-da-ta-da-da! - 2,5pt.
"OK guys I've located him, he's sleeping, quick, let's steal his clothes and draw funny pictures on him". - Galaad
Even the deers are having fun from time to time. Unlike me... 2pt.
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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted December 05, 2016 03:55 AM |
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I would make an uninspired and overused Dark Knight reference, but even 1898 Austrian Batman would not laugh.
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted December 05, 2016 01:07 PM |
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Why Joel Schumacher now only hires vampires.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted December 05, 2016 01:11 PM |
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To prove his theory of evolution, Darwin wore many costumes, including the "Batman". However, the original Batman was soon forgotten when the Church marked his theories as a threat. And, at the that time, a super-cool persona was made by Nietzsche, the "Übermensch".
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