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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted December 04, 2018 11:29 PM |
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Maurice said: This is one of the longest beer-breaks this thread has had .
I was starting to consider hijacking it.
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blob2
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Blob-Ohmos the Second
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posted December 05, 2018 09:18 AM |
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Kipshasz said: Also, non alcoholic beer is for low testosterone beta soyboys.
Or people who like beer, but don't want to be in odds with their job ethics. The guy in the picture could be neither
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Elvin
Admirable
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Endless Revival
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posted December 05, 2018 09:32 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 09:35, 05 Dec 2018.
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That's only for people who cannot drink alcohol but still crave beer. I have met one, pour souls.
Ethics? Work time is not drinking time.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 05, 2018 11:06 AM |
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Elvin said:
Ethics? Work time is not drinking time.
it is for our bratwurst and sauerkraut loving friends. but the beer is the same weak sauce used as drinking water substitute in the medieval times, so there's not even a little buzz to it. store bought kvass has more alcohol content than those poor excuses for beer.
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Elvin
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Endless Revival
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posted December 05, 2018 11:24 AM |
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Ah, they must have substituted water with beer. Sounds ok then.
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Kipshasz
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Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 05, 2018 08:49 PM |
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nah, not really. back in the day, there were two options - if you had a clean water source, you'd drink water. if no clean water source is present - you drink was was called "table ale", essentially a very light beer as your main way of hydration. The latter was mostly done in city's and such where all the wells were pretty much contaminated, because people did all manner of things besides them that made the water from them undrinkable. well you could drink that I suppose, if infections and parasites were your hobbies.
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted December 05, 2018 10:03 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
The pic used on his Tinder account to attract the ladies.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 09, 2018 03:07 PM |
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Round 7 Rated (finally)
Stevie
F*** the polizei.
You're arrested for hate crimes. 3pts
Energyz
If you think of reporting me to the law, remember: I am the LAW.
You're arrested for hate crimes 3pts
Ghost
Ok street walker, what you said an ugly thing. Now smile you're on candid camera.
You're arrested for hate crimes 3pts
Elvin
Evil and injustice take no breaks but I won't play their game. I'll be back, more refreshed than ever!
You're arrested for hate crimes and not paying your debts 4pts
Galaad
There I was completely wasted, out of beer and down
All inside it's so frustrating as I drift from town to town
Feel as though nobody cares if I live or die
So I might as well begin to put some action in my life
You're arrested for hate crimes and being french. 3pts
Neraus
Drink and drive, I drink and drive
Got mothers against me but I'm still alive
Drink and drive, I drink and drive
Got mothers against me but I'm still alive
And nobody ain't gonna give me county time
You're arrested for hatecrimes. 3pts
Zenofex
What? They called to report a homicide, it can't get any worse. The beer, however, CAN get warmer if I don't get my priorities straight. Verstanden?
That's a life sentence for those hate crimes there sunshine. 5pts
Maurice
"What, I am drinking on the job? This is not a beer, this is just a whistle-wetter. You should see our standard issue beersteins!"
You're arrested for hate crimes. 4pts
TrueFrosty
Eins, zwei, Polizei
Drei, vier, meine Bier!
You're arrested for hate crimes 3pts
Galatea
It's OK to break the law if you are the law enforcer.
You're arrested for hate crimes 3pts
Scoreboard
Galaad - 18
Maurice - 26
Soygdor - 3
Zenofex - 32
Neraus - 23
EnergyZ - 23
Elvin - 22
Markmasters - 5
Celfious - 5
Fredmuffin - 14
TrueFrosty - 15
KebabHazin - 4
Stevie - 10
Galatea - 3
Ghost - 3
Round 8, to be rated when I feel like it.
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"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted December 09, 2018 03:29 PM |
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Very rare picture of the panzerkorps during the Weimar Republic.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted December 09, 2018 03:47 PM |
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Panzer trash division strikes back.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted December 10, 2018 10:18 AM |
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Edited by Maurice at 10:18, 10 Dec 2018.
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"When Hanz was asked to camouflage his tank for the operations around El Alamein, his Egyptian style was not what his superiors had in mind ..."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 10, 2018 10:33 AM |
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- And what is THAT soldier?
- Welll, there was a little complication with my actual tank. It wasn't stolen or anything, I just can't remember where I parked it last night!
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 10, 2018 12:29 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 12:31, 10 Dec 2018.
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There is a story behind that photograph which you could say is written in plain sight. That is actually one of the many other pieces of photographic evidence fed by the nazi counterintelligence about the state of technology of the Germans post WW1. The gist of it is that they were actually photoshopped to give enemies of the state the impression that their level of technological advancement was still rudimentary such as to not represent a threat to the League of Nations and other countries/organisations drawing benefit from the Treaty of Versailles. Not only they were advanced, they developed at an alarming rate especially under Hitler's rule who had thoughts of conquest. If you pay close attention, you can see with the naked eye that the military at the top of what appears to be an armored vehicle prototype is actually pasted in without preserving proportions. His left hand also goes over the turret in a way that makes you think it doesn't blend in a cohesive way. Of course, this is easy for us nowadays to see, but to the untrained eye at the time it was more or less impossible to observe or explain, even more so when no one thought that tampering with photographic evidence was possible to that extent. So they added these finds into their reports, taking things at face value without any deeper research while in the reality underneath an arms race was taking place and another war was steadily brewing.
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted December 10, 2018 06:25 PM |
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When a Lithuanian tank defects to the Germans.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted December 18, 2018 11:03 AM |
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Round 8 rated
Neraus
Very rare picture of the panzerkorps during the Weimar Republic.
fun fact - that was the entire panzerkorps of Weimar Republic in a single photo. 4pts
Galaad
Panzer trash division strikes back.
Is actually one of the lesser known wunderwaffe, das holzpanzer X ausf. D "Biber". Like the other wonder weapons it sucked the big one and was another waste of already dwindling resources. 4pts
Maurice
"When Hanz was asked to camouflage his tank for the operations around El Alamein, his Egyptian style was not what his superiors had in mind ..."
oh man did Rommel let it rip on him afterwards. 4pts
Elvin
- And what is THAT soldier?
- Welll, there was a little complication with my actual tank. It wasn't stolen or anything, I just can't remember where I parked it last night!
Lesson here is don't park in kebab neighborhoods. 3pts
Stevie
TL;DR not funny.
1pts
ButthurtBlizzardSoyBoy
3pts for answer, -1 for being a lame troll, -1 for threadkilling and another -2 for being a soyboy.
-1 pts
Scoreboard
Galaad - 22
Maurice - 30
Soygdor - 3
Zenofex - 32
Neraus - 27
EnergyZ - 23
Elvin - 25
Markmasters - 5
Celfious - 5
Fredmuffin - 14
TrueFrosty - 15
KebabHazin - 4
Stevie - 11
Galatea - 3
Ghost - 3
ButthurtBlizzardSoyBoy - -1
Round 9 To be rated when I feel like it.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted December 18, 2018 02:48 PM |
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"I know that the rations they hand out to soldiers at this point in the war aren't that great - but aren't you overreacting a little bit here?"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted December 18, 2018 03:27 PM |
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"You know, when fred said 'screw this tank', i thought he was talking about its perfomance... Not his."
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted December 18, 2018 04:36 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 16:38, 18 Dec 2018.
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I havent seen this many crackers since tomatoe soup
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted December 18, 2018 04:40 PM |
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PS
Round 8 prior to this one.
Has camouflage chickens :0
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted April 28, 2019 11:46 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 23:54, 28 Apr 2019.
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#Hijacking
NEW ROUND
Special announcement
I will do my best to convince Omega to grant a +QP to the winner of this one, so I am expecting a lot of funny posts
No promises though.
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