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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted May 29, 2008 05:23 PM |
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No, no, no, nooooo! This one is just too much for me . You will miss me this round. (or will probably not miss me, but anyway I won't be here; that cat made my brain stop)
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted May 29, 2008 05:52 PM |
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Forget my old joke, I come up with something else:
"Damn! The assasin cat I sent to kill Elvin for always giving me 1 point have been discovered!"
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted May 29, 2008 07:20 PM |
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Yeah yeah I have many lives, but I really want to hold on to this one.
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Golemcrafter
Promising
Famous Hero
Unlimited Fantasy Master
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posted May 29, 2008 07:49 PM |
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Emperor Cat Shon Dong with the Crown of Nature
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executor
Famous Hero
Otherworldly Ambassador
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posted May 30, 2008 12:30 AM |
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You, vertical animal who proclaimed itself to be my owner, now the cats take over the world. You are charged of feeding dogs, loving other vertical animals more than us and believing us to be an inferior species. Penalty is listening to our cute purring till you die or are driven mad. Meaow!
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Understanding is a three-edged sword.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted May 30, 2008 01:38 AM |
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The newest mascots for the fighting melons just didn't strike much fear into the opponits...
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Message received.
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Nikita
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted May 30, 2008 09:47 AM |
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hmmm.I wonder how it got on his head.
thinking...thinking...
Elvin definately has smth to with it
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted May 30, 2008 11:42 AM |
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Quote:
Emperor Cat Shon Dong with the Crown of Nature
Quote:
The newest mascots for the fighting melons just didn't strike much fear into the opponits...
 Niiice .
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 30, 2008 01:03 PM |
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THIS IS SPARTA!
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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alcibiades
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
of Gold Dragons
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posted May 30, 2008 01:11 PM |
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lol
Good one there.
Copyright notice: Picture taken from the 2008 edition of: 100 last photos taken of cats [before their owner died].
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What will happen now?
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted May 30, 2008 09:13 PM |
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Only +2 defense?
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted May 30, 2008 11:46 PM |
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Sooo, you want to know whats the thing on the cats head? Once it was part of the pumpkin from round 16...
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 01, 2008 12:22 PM |
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Last night I had a game to finish so I delayed the round a bit  There's also assassin's creed to blame.
"I'm the juggernaut b*tch!!"
It was quoted in X-men 3 but there was a parody before that.
Homer: Hmph! You dare take a picture of me whit this on my head? Couldn't be anymore humiliating than this. Now stop laughing!
Hard to keep a straight face  2pts.
Daystar: That's right Kirk. I'm back. And I've got Fruiton torpedoes.
Sounds menacing. 3pts.
Omega: "That's it! For far too long we kittens have been terroized by the canine menace! They insist on barking at his when we try to sleep! They chase us around the damn house constantly! They refuse to accept our feline superiority! Well, the time is now brothers! Grab your guns and your helemts, because today we go to war! We'll teach them how to play dead!"
A bit similar to the previous one. 1pt.
mvass: Our new recruits are dedicated, but they're green and a bit fruity.
Hahaha 4pts.
Azagal: The last picture Henry would ever take in his life...
What a tragic way to go from a melon-wearing cat  1pt.
Lexxan: After Indiana Jones IV came out just everyone wanted an "Irina Spalko coupe".
Lol 2pts.
B-E-T-A: "Damn! The assasin cat I sent to kill Elvin for always giving me 1 point have been discovered!"
Eek! 2pts.
emilsn: It is Catneto from X-cats
Good  3pts.
Card_Ximinez: "Luke, I am your father!"
Did I spot an overused cliche in a not-so-fitting situation? 1pt.
TnT: "A talking cat eh...?" They said when I tried to get a job in the circus "Nope sorry it's not enough to really get the crowd going... But hey now... What if we shoot you from a huge cannon! That would be pure awesomeness!"
I really needed the money...
Haha never thought of that 2pts.
Geny: "The things I do for a cheeseburger..."
2pts.
TheDeath: Vegetable cat needs a snack.
I command you! 1pt.
Radar: COMMANDO CATZ
IZ IN UR FRUIT STELIN UR VITAMINS
A bit overused by now. 1pt.
skullman: we were out of helmets so this will do........... Roger that commando kitty78909754
Meh 0pts.
DarkShadow: What are you looking soldier?I am not that funny!
No you are not. 1pt.
PhoenixReborn: Whaatt? Is it something on my left whiskers?
Hehe 2pts.
DagothGares: This is my melon helmet. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Veterans always feel attached to their equipment 2pts.
Minion: Yeah yeah I have many lives, but I really want to hold on to this one.
Is that what the pose is for? 1pt.
Golemcrafter: Emperor Cat Shon Dong with the Crown of Nature
Fits nicely 2pts.
executor: You, vertical animal who proclaimed itself to be my owner, now the cats take over the world. You are charged of feeding dogs, loving other vertical animals more than us and believing us to be an inferior species. Penalty is listening to our cute purring till you die or are driven mad. Meaow!
Pretty similar to Omega's plus the last line kinda detracts from the joke. 1pt.
Mytical: The newest mascots for the fighting melons just didn't strike much fear into the opponits...
Wonder why 2pts.
NiKitA: hmmm.I wonder how it got on his head.
thinking...thinking...
Elvin definately has smth to with it
Is that an accusation?? Don't abbreviate please this is not a notebook. 1pt.
Trogdor: THIS IS SPARTA!
For goodness sake not another one. And neither fitting, -1pts.
Alc: Copyright notice: Picture taken from the 2008 edition of: 100 last photos taken of cats [before their owner died].
Heehee 2pts.
mamga: Only +2 defense?
Wasn't worth killing the guardian? 2pts.
Vokial: Sooo, you want to know whats the thing on the cats head? Once it was part of the pumpkin from round 16...
Dude it's green Even so that does not make it overly funny. 1pt.
ROUND 19
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted June 01, 2008 12:33 PM |
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((Oh I just got to do this...Elvin can kill me later))
What Elvin's and Mytical's wedding would have looked like if it had taken place. 
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Message received.
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted June 01, 2008 12:46 PM |
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emilsn
Legendary Hero
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posted June 01, 2008 01:58 PM |
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Quote:
"I'm the juggernaut b*tch!!"
It was quoted in X-men 3 but there was a parody before that.
emilsn: It is Catneto from X-cats
Good 3pts.
Uhh so close! Got my 3 points though , I am happy!
And mytical that was a great joke
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Don't walk behind me; I may not
lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted June 01, 2008 02:05 PM |
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"Well, Mrs Pankhurst, I hope the groom's cake fulfils your conceptions."
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Incidence? I think it's cummulative!
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted June 01, 2008 02:11 PM |
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the wedding cake at the transsexual wedding did cause some controversy
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 01, 2008 02:39 PM |
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What "doggystyle" means after the wedding.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted June 01, 2008 02:42 PM |
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The reporter dragged back the newspaper and said: "what was written below it was that it "Once in a while a dominant women and a wunderdog male shows up" Soo in the end i told the editor that it was my brother from HC wedding."
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