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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 30, 2008 06:51 PM |
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Sorry I copy your thoughts, we think alike 
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted October 30, 2008 09:28 PM |
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Person1: Ahhh... that hits the spot.
Person2: Gregory! Do you want your rubber duck?
Person1: Stop bothering me mom!
Person2: Well do you?!?
Person1: Yea yea whatever...
*splash*
*opens eyes*
Person1: AHHHHHH!!! DUCK!!! ITS TYING TO KILL ME!!!
Person1: FIDO PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Dog1: Hey your the miserable bastard who forgot to feed me!
*grabs the hair drier*
Person1:The hair drier good plan wait you can talk!!!
Dog1: Yea number one you forgot to feed me and number two I hate sardines!!!
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
*dead*
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted October 30, 2008 09:39 PM |
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Ducky: Spot, don't you think all this water is too much to blow-dry?
Spot: Actually, you'll be shocked to see how easy it is.
Master: Hey!
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Eccentric Opinion
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Nikita
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted October 30, 2008 11:06 PM |
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Book says:Water is a good conductor of electricity.It is also......
Duck:Hmmm,wonder if thats true.
Dog:Lets see.
*only legs were left*
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted October 31, 2008 07:39 AM |
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"Fido, are you sure that's unplugged?"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted November 02, 2008 10:57 AM |
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Edited by B-E-T-A at 19:40, 02 Nov 2008.
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It didn' take long for Tom to find a new enemy in the neighbourhood after his owner sold him. Unfortunatly, Fido the dog was a little smarter than Jerry and he and the bath duck comploted a murder on Tom's owner. Now Tom wants revenge
Note: I'm back!
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted November 02, 2008 11:11 AM |
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Walk, or ELSE!
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted November 02, 2008 11:20 AM |
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"Dude sure watching the dog of your ex is a good idea?"
"Chill it's for one evening... what's the worst that could happen?"
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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antistar
Adventuring Hero
betrayer...
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posted November 03, 2008 08:21 AM |
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Dog : Master let me show you the (zzzzz)shocking(zzzz) truth for the art of fetching for unhappy dogs 
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He rides in battle against impossible odds, never stopping until he reaches his goal.
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Domzilla
Tavern Dweller
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posted November 03, 2008 12:37 PM |
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I asked for premium dog food, but all i got was your scraps.
Now its time to pay for your ignorance.
Sorry ducky, i didn't want to get you involved, but then again you are expendable.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted November 03, 2008 04:56 PM |
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That picture was murdered. Aside from that,
Revenge of the Nerds Hot Dogs!
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted November 04, 2008 09:51 PM |
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Fido i think you're going to need a bigger hairdryer if you want to make waves
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted November 07, 2008 05:11 PM |
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted November 10, 2008 12:38 AM |
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Omega says:Im sick of begging. GIVE ME A !@#$%^& TREAT NOW!!!
Asheera
Dog: "Nothing personal to you sir, but I just HATE that bath-duck. You're just collateral damage"
Looks like master ducked up. 3 pts.
Lexxan
Canine Killers: Always a shock when encountered.
Dont give Dateline ideas, Lexxan. 2 pts.
Warmonger
Judge, I do believe this photo convinces any one in doubt that it was not suspect who murdered his wife.
Its always the ones you least suspect
3 pts.
TheDeath
Man: "Hey, can't I have a bit of privacy what the hell? I can't believe you broke it again!"
Hes a crafty one. 1 pt.
JapanGamer
"No not the duck!!" says the human
Oh yes, youre getting the duck. 2 pts.
Keksimaton
"I'm sorry Wilbur, it didn't have to end this way. You just aren't leaving me any other choice..."
"You don't mean that you'll?!"
"Yes... You will use the hair dryer whether you like it or not. I hate it when you come out of the bathroom and shake the water off your hair all over the place!"
Solid Gold. 3 pts.
Elvin-Hey Rover go get me a nice cocktail! Now. HEY THAT'S NOT...
*zzztt*
(Oops my bad Fetch this, fetch that how do you like it now.)
Why drinking and bathing are never a good combo
unless there are sexy women involved. 
Like Id know.  3 pts.
Geny
Here's your "slipper", master.
Colonel Mustard got off easy. 2 pts.
lucky_dwarf
Person1: Ahhh... that hits the spot.
Person2: Gregory! Do you want your rubber duck?
Person1: Stop bothering me mom!
Person2: Well do you?!?
Person1: Yea yea whatever...
*splash*
*opens eyes*
Person1: AHHHHHH!!! DUCK!!! ITS TYING TO KILL ME!!!
Person1: FIDO PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Dog1: Hey your the miserable bastard who forgot to feed me!
*grabs the hair drier*
Person1:The hair drier good plan wait you can talk!!!
Dog1: Yea number one you forgot to feed me and number two I hate sardines!!!
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
*dead*
Epic fail. 3 pts.
mvassilev
Ducky: Spot, don't you think all this water is too much to blow-dry?
Spot: Actually, you'll be shocked to see how easy it is.
Master: Hey!
Gotta admire that optimism. 3 pts.
NiKitA
Book says:Water is a good conductor of electricity.It is also......
Duck:Hmmm,wonder if thats true.
Dog:Lets see.
*only legs were left*
This is why we never took our dogs to school. 2 pts.
Trogdor
"Fido, are you sure that's unplugged?"
Eh. 1 pt.
B-E-T-A
It didn' take long for Tom to find a new enemy in the neighbourhood after his owner sold him. Unfortunatly, Fido the dog was a little smarter than Jerry and he and the bath duck comploted a murder on Tom's owner. Now Tom wants revenge
Silly kitten. The angle is all wrong. 2 pts.
VokialBG
Walk, or ELSE!
Else. 1 pt.
Azagal
"Dude sure watching the dog of your ex is a good idea?"
"Chill it's for one evening... what's the worst that could happen?"
Awesome. 10 pts. Unfortunately, I have to knock down a 3 for posting regular comments, 2 for laughing when it was inappropriate to do so, and 2 for not properly venerating the Immortal God Emperor. So you get a 3.
Antistar
Dog : Master let me show you the (zzzzz)shocking(zzzz) truth for the art of fetching for unhappy dogs
If only he had looked for the signs. 1 pt.
Domzilla
I asked for premium dog food, but all i got was your scraps.
Now its time to pay for your ignorance.
Sorry ducky, i didn't want to get you involved, but then again you are expendable.
In the wrong place at the wrong time. 3 pts.
AlkarRahn
That picture was murdered. Aside from that,
Revenge of the Nerds Hot Dogs!
Ugh. 1 pt.
Mamgaeater
Fido i think you're going to need a bigger hairdryer if you want to make waves
Oh, I think hes made plenty. 2 pts.
SCORES
1) Elvin 43
2) Asheera 43
3) Keksimaton 40
4) Mvassilev 40
5) Geny 38
6) AlkarRahn 35
7) Trogdor 32
8) TheDeath 30
9) Lexxan 29
10) TNT_Addict/Tina 24
11) Mamgaeater 24
12) Alcibiades -18
13) Galev 15
14) Antipaladin 14
15) Eugen_Cosmarul 13
16) Vexon 13
17) Mytical 13
18) PhoenixReborn 11
19) Domzilla 10
20) VokialBG 9
21) FriendOfGunner 7
22) NiKitA - 7
23) lucky_dwarf - 7
24) Popular_feeds 6
25) carcity 5
26) Fauch 5
27) The_Gootch 5
28) Homer171 4
29) Card_Ximinez 4
30) Warmonger 4
31) SwampLord 3 pts.
32) DarkShadow - 3
33) Baklava - 3
34) Radar 3
35) Dragon_Slayer 3
36) Zmajche 3
37) Corribus - 3
38) Shares - 3
39) Antistar 3
40) JapanGamer 3
41) Azagal 3
42) Seraf 2
43) Zamfir 2
44) Antistar 2
45) B-E-T-A - 2
46) Dj 1
47) MarcusX 1
48) Ranger 1
49) Sandronecro 1
50) Muszka 1
Round 21 RUN!!!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted November 11, 2008 04:57 AM |
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*after work*
Joe the Plumber: Don't you corporate guys feel like you're running in place?
Lawyer: Nah, we use bikes now.
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Eccentric Opinion
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted November 11, 2008 05:05 AM |
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You honestly think I appreciate cheap lawyer jokes, Mvass?
If so, you're right.
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted November 11, 2008 05:10 AM |
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Edited by Celfious at 21:28, 14 Nov 2008.
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Guy in front in a nerd like sneery voice "Ok eeee.. just making sure everyone has their helmets, this is very... very dangerous eeee"
(Trust me it sounded better in my head)
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What are you up to
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted November 11, 2008 08:12 AM |
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Seems Lance Armstrong was hit hard by the current economical crisis.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted November 11, 2008 08:29 PM |
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Some guys trying the new, awesome and fastest bike ever to be produced! It increases your speed by -100% ( ) Amazing, isn't it?
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lucky_dwarf
Promising
Supreme Hero
Visiting
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posted November 12, 2008 01:55 AM |
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guy in back1: Sir how do you like the new experimental bike
guy in front: I freaking love this bike
guy in back1: Sir activate the hyper drive were being chased
guy in front: *looks behind* HOLY CHICKEN DUMPLINGS!!! *press buton
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