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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 20, 2009 08:42 AM |
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 20, 2009 02:37 PM |
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Probably not the worst thing I've written.
"Damn. Now I can understand why the cat was there."
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted August 20, 2009 05:57 PM |
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what's mummy doing with that other lady?
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Ednaguy
Supreme Hero
My water just broke! No, wait.
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posted August 20, 2009 06:00 PM |
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"Edna is a dude?!"
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"Edna, there's a special, tiny, tiny place in hell, waiting just for you... "
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Warmonger
Promising
Legendary Hero
fallen artist
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posted August 20, 2009 06:00 PM |
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I'm certain this mirror is a fake, isn't it?
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted August 20, 2009 06:08 PM |
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Being shocked.
When you've not heard this before to facepalm yourself.
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The above post is subject to SIRIOUSness.
No jokes were harmed during the making of this signature.
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted August 20, 2009 06:24 PM |
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Would you please take a look at this.
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted August 21, 2009 03:36 AM |
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A baby taking a peek at 4chan ...
... now he is doomed forever.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 21, 2009 04:12 AM |
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 21, 2009 04:36 AM |
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The child remains in critical condition. The mother states that he accidentally looked at the immigrant in the eye while it fled on the stolen bike.
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william
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
LummoxLewis
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posted August 21, 2009 05:33 AM |
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Oh god, not another one of those posts about WoW.
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~Ticking away the moments that
make up a dull day, Fritter and
waste the hours in an off-hand
way~
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted August 21, 2009 06:14 PM |
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Father to son:"Okay. A bed time story let's see. How about Goldilocks and the Three Bears? Yeah I think that will do."
Father starts the story.
"..and Goldilocks tranquilizes the three bears, takes them to her lab, and begins doing some animal testing on the creatures. Papa Bear dies within the first few weeks, and becomes the greatest feast she had ever tasted. Though, with all the testing done on Papa, something went wrong with the meat, and Goldilocks went psychotic. She killed the other two. Mama was fortunate, and died nearly instantaneously. Baby wasn't so. She tortured him almost endlessly, and over great periods of time. She made sure he stayed alive as long as she could keep him. Now, she's out on the loose, running here and there, searching for her next victim. Who knows? She could be in our very neighborhood."
Father puts the book away, and goes to turn out the light.
"Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite."
Indeed way longer than it should be, but it just came to me.
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antipaladin
Promising
Legendary Hero
of Ooohs and Aaahs
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posted August 21, 2009 09:08 PM |
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Xardiux realise the beast inside.
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types in obscure english
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 22, 2009 09:25 AM |
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"How did he shove a flashlight down there?"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted August 22, 2009 10:40 AM |
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Quote: Would you please take a look at this.
What do I see.
I see Lee Jones using that mechanism to do something to William that I cant mention.
Then he will use it so William will never remember.
Kind of similar to Gandalf
Use his wand to make you bend over, then I wont go there either what he may do with the wand after
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 23, 2009 10:35 PM |
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K, it's time to commence my whining.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted August 24, 2009 10:59 AM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 11:01, 24 Aug 2009.
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Xerdux about his mum: blah, blah, blah
The baby: Even I don't speak so much for my mum, mon, stay with the voodoo!
Xerdux: So we turn to WoW now!!! Blah, blah, blah
The baby: *Shock*
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted August 24, 2009 11:18 AM |
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Oh man!! The Bulgarian has just reached a new level of internet Weird
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 24, 2009 11:16 PM |
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Next time Lexxan reminds me he gets -1 points
How you came to this world? Let's see, I first met your mother at a net cafe. I turned on her pc, joined her local network and inserted my memory stick in her hardware for a file exchange. But something went wrong and she started downloading a file that contained a virus, it was too late to abort.
...???
Lucky: the source of the emote has finally shown itself!
So it has 1pt.
mamga: Obligatory post: Baby brother is watching you
He seems surprised with the results 2pts.
Acu: I think I see Willy
Come on he's not that bad 1pt.
-1pt penalty for that huge quote, made me frown.
[I see Lee Jones using that mechanism to do something to William that I cant mention.
Then he will use it so William will never remember.]
And another +1 for the above Individual posts can get a bonus too as long as they are spontaneous and funny. Total 1pt.
Jiriki: This is the sight which makes any mother-breast shiver.
Totally 2pts.
Lexxan: Luc: "Hey, did you know that Ubival is talking to Blizzard about Heroes 6. It's gonna be a New game full in 6D Graphics, and with great Star- and Warcraft Elements: Night Elves with Lazers which can fire diagonally - How cool is that?!"
Baby: "Uh?"
Luc: "Well, of course, Archmages already uses high powered Laser shooting beams of destruction just like Earths' impossible to deviate laser beams, but then you should make sure that you're not in the way of the Ever Devastating Blue Laser beam!"
Baby: "Ayeye heh!"
Luc: "And the Nightmares will have zinc flamethrowers attached to their backs (Dwarven made of course) so that they can attack when charging at the foes, burning everything! That's why they are so fiery, you know."
Baby: "Wheei!"
Luc: "Well, don't cry - there will be Unicorns as well, and they can beat anything - Have I mentionned that a 20 Silver Unicorns can even beat Fortress in End-game? Well unless the Thanes use their tasers of course, but that can,'t be much of a problem..."
Luc finally found an enthusiastic audience 3pts.
Geny: "Wait we have geeks in HC..?"
3pts.
Omega: "Damn. Now I can understand why the cat was there."
Don't remind me, had an unfortunate incident today 2pts.
bixie: what's mummy doing with that other lady?
Lol 2pts.
Edna: "Edna is a dude?!"
3pts.
warmonger: I'm certain this mirror is a fake, isn't it?
Could be 1pt.
Death: Being shocked.
When you've not heard this before to facepalm yourself.
I've heard enough facepalm references to last me a lifetime. 0pts.
keksi: Would you please take a look at this.
Hehe 2pts.
Asheera: A baby taking a peek at 4chan ...
... now he is doomed forever.
GAH CAN'T LOOK AWAY! 3pts.
mvass: No! Not Disney Channel!
Nice 3pts.
bliz: The child remains in critical condition. The mother states that he accidentally looked at the immigrant in the eye while it fled on the stolen bike.
Did he start playing wow afterwards? 3pts.
william: Oh god, not another one of those posts about WoW.
You'll survive 2pts.
Alkar: Father to son:"Okay. A bed time story let's see. How about Goldilocks and the Three Bears? Yeah I think that will do."
Father starts the story.
"..and Goldilocks tranquilizes the three bears, takes them to her lab, and begins doing some animal testing on the creatures. Papa Bear dies within the first few weeks, and becomes the greatest feast she had ever tasted. Though, with all the testing done on Papa, something went wrong with the meat, and Goldilocks went psychotic. She killed the other two. Mama was fortunate, and died nearly instantaneously. Baby wasn't so. She tortured him almost endlessly, and over great periods of time. She made sure he stayed alive as long as she could keep him. Now, she's out on the loose, running here and there, searching for her next victim. Who knows? She could be in our very neighborhood."
Father puts the book away, and goes to turn out the light.
"Sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite."
Lol wut 2pts.
anti: Xardiux realise the beast inside.
I knew he was lying about his age! 2pt.
Trogdor: "How did he shove a flashlight down there?"
I don't wanna know 2pts.
Vokial: Xerdux about his mum: blah, blah, blah
The baby: Even I don't speak so much for my mum, mon, stay with the voodoo!
Xerdux: So we turn to WoW now!!! Blah, blah, blah
The baby: *Shock*
Rings eerily true 3pts.
ROUND 4!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 24, 2009 11:20 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 14:20, 25 Aug 2009.
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TheDeath: Hmmm, Chinese Women... Me Wanna!!
Azagal: WTF, Dude? Can't you see they are Japanese?
Xerdux: Really, wow, Japanese? BTW, are Japanese and Chinese the same species? They look equal you know, yellow skins and narrow eyes, so they must be the same... but are Whites, Asians, Blacks and Immigrants different species? Sorry if I insulted anyone, I just wanna know and-
DarkShadow: *facepalm*
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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