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Insanity
Insanity


Known Hero
Brain cells killa
posted August 22, 2011 04:20 PM


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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted August 22, 2011 04:24 PM

ALL womens problems start with MEN

MEN tal illness

MEN strual cramps

MEN tal breakdown

MEN opause

GUY necologist......................

And when there is real trouble, it's a HIS terectomy.

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Darkshadow
Darkshadow


Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
posted August 22, 2011 04:28 PM

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GUY necologist......................



You changed the letters and that's cheating
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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted August 22, 2011 04:41 PM

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GUY necologist......................



You changed the letters and that's cheating

yes but it sounds like Guy when you say it .

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Shyranis
Shyranis


Promising
Supreme Hero
posted August 22, 2011 04:44 PM

To be honest, men annoy me. If anything ever happens to mine I don't think I'll ever both trying to find anybody else.

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted August 22, 2011 04:49 PM

Yes men can be very annoying.

I am lucky to have found Acu as he is nothing like my first husband he is kind and caring and treats me like a queen. I know he has got a few peoples backs up the last couple of days but we all know he likes a drama.

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Insanity
Insanity


Known Hero
Brain cells killa
posted August 22, 2011 04:53 PM

guys immature and dumb, girls just complain and gossip

its so hard to find the few normal peepz on the planet

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Fauch
Fauch


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
posted August 22, 2011 05:40 PM
Edited by Fauch at 17:47, 22 Aug 2011.

and vice versa (though, it seems gossiping is really a passion for many girls)

though... guys dumb?? you might mean the average football fan? (I once worked with guys who could only talk about football. ok, that was just a week) there are also many girls who can only talk about shopping...

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I need some listening, advices, help when it's needed and no help from the "knight on a white horse" if I don't want it.


actually, I was just thinking that you might have greater chance if you approach a girl when she needs help (like Acu, I believe) than when everything is fine, because in this case, she doesn't need a man.

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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted August 22, 2011 06:11 PM

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its so hard to find the few normal peepz on the planet


Yezz, you are the perfect examplezz
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Insanity
Insanity


Known Hero
Brain cells killa
posted August 22, 2011 07:08 PM

eeeeeeeeeek











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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted August 22, 2011 07:34 PM

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Shouldn't you just be your honest self?
If you can't make it right for someone, why would you go out of your way to try? If you are nice, but it's never right, trying to be extra nice doesn't seem to promise anything in terms of "success", right?


This logic is flawless, women are outside human logic. If being nice isn't increasing your chances, then be exactly the opposite, show indifference and arrogance. In 99% of cases it will increase your chances, but they will never admit it openly.
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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 22, 2011 08:36 PM

If you are attracting women who appreciate an indifferent and arrogant jerk, the problem lies with you.

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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted August 22, 2011 08:38 PM

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If you are attracting women who appreciate an indifferent and arrogant jerk, the problem lies with you.



Some woman actually do like being treated like that as they love a bad boy.

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Salamandre
Salamandre


Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Wog refugee
posted August 22, 2011 10:24 PM

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If you are attracting women who appreciate an indifferent and arrogant jerk, the problem lies with you.


You see women as you wish they were. Prepare to be disappointed, and often.
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DagothGares
DagothGares


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
posted August 22, 2011 10:38 PM

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If you are attracting women who appreciate an indifferent and arrogant jerk, the problem lies with you.
We are at fault for the people we attract?
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JoonasTo
JoonasTo


Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
posted August 22, 2011 10:41 PM

^Not sure if sarcastic or just actually naive...
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selcy
selcy


Famous Hero
posted August 22, 2011 11:30 PM

Yes ALL men beware - women are evil creatures designed to take over your power of free thought and to comand you do everything we ask of you .

If you do not obey willingly then the power of tears will be introduced, followed by nagging, followed be withdrawal of sex until submission is inevitable.

Oh yes and please don't tip off Acu .


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Insanity
Insanity


Known Hero
Brain cells killa
posted August 22, 2011 11:40 PM

delete it nauuwwwwww, u r destroying everything

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OmegaDestroyer
OmegaDestroyer

Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
posted August 22, 2011 11:42 PM
Edited by OmegaDestroyer at 23:47, 22 Aug 2011.

@selcy
I call that job security.

@Salamandre
I think if I got back into the dating game, my fiancé would kill me.

I mistyped.  What I meant to say is "If you are attracted to a woman who appreciates an indifferent and arrogant jerk, then the problem lies with you being attracted to her."  Why are you interested in her knowing she wants to be mistreated?  She obviously has self-esteem issues if she would rather be treated poorly than nicely.  The kicker is that no matter how you try to tell them guy X is bad news, they won't listen to you.  It gets worse when they are hurt or abused by the guy and it's considered tactless to say "I told you so."
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Azagal
Azagal


Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
posted August 22, 2011 11:43 PM

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Haahaha. So simple?! Who would have thought... now excuse me I'm off to get lots and lots of choco cake.
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