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JollyJoker
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posted September 15, 2011 03:15 PM |
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Sex and Gaming are two sides of the same coin - Sleeping and Eating only serve to replenish the energies to pursue those. 
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Fauch
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posted September 15, 2011 03:23 PM |
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from that we can conclude that women think about the future (reproduction) and men about the present 
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Doomforge
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posted September 15, 2011 03:37 PM |
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You'd be surprised how many women don't want kids, but want sex (and vice versa: men wanting kids but not thinking about sex a lot)
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The_Gootch
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posted September 30, 2011 02:37 AM |
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Nuts.
First thing's first, regarding Meroe's comment that somehow The Wife of Bath's Tale is somehow outdated and has no bearing on today's modern women.
Bullsnow.
The ultimate answer to want women want more than anything is spelled out in what the hag tells the young knight. What women want more than anything is control over their man. That was true 1,000 years ago and it is most certainly true now. If Meroe isn't one of the very, very few that engage in the eternal struggle and power and control over her man, she's in very limited company.
When it's good, here's the secret to women.
1. Talk
2. Touch
3. Rub
4. Love
When it's bad, here's the secret to women.
1. She will have a backup plan. Have your own. As a woman, she has an inherent advantage over you in finding companionship. Don't be afraid to cultivate relationships with other women while you're with her. If she's a crazy jealous type who won't have you maintaining these relationships, lay her one last time and walk away from her. No, run away from her. There are a lot more potential partners out there who won't make such unreasonable demands on you.
2. Break up with her before she does with you. The difference between being the breaker upper and the breaker uppee is night and day in terms of ultimately getting over the disintegration of the relationship.
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Fauch
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posted September 30, 2011 08:46 AM |
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it's sad. but of course true for many people. but weren't in the past women considered like tools? I believe it was even taught in some religions? it might explain some things. and even when we will be perfectly equal, some of them will still bear grudges. like some country still bear grudges against another country even 100 years after the war ended.
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gnollking
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posted October 04, 2011 05:14 PM |
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Lots of people talk and few of them know
Soul of a woman was created below
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OhforfSake
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posted October 04, 2011 05:21 PM |
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Are those gnoll womans?
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JollyJoker
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posted October 04, 2011 07:59 PM |
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Ohfor, a witty remark suffers, when it is delivered with grammar mistakes - even more so, if it's a really bad basic one as we have it here.
Except, of course, this is supposed to be Gnollspeak or something. 
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gnollking
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posted October 05, 2011 10:25 AM |
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You ignorants
Haven't you ever heard this?
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted October 05, 2011 11:42 AM |
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No I have not, and by gods will I will never have to .
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gnollking
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posted October 05, 2011 11:56 AM |
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By gods, I sense heresy 
Now choose; Poontah... or DEATH... !?!?
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted October 05, 2011 12:00 PM |
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Wikipedia...Lol
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Mytical
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posted October 19, 2011 04:27 AM |
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Gather round and I will tell you the secret to women. Now this is a huge secret, so you must not tell a soul. Ready? The secret to women..is that...they are individuals. I know shocking right? Each has their own hopes, dreams, and such. When you start putting labels on others it does not diminish them, it diminishes YOU. Because all you can see is that label, and not the fact that people are all different.
Some are unreasonable, some are crazy, some are nice, some are harpies..but they all have one thing in common. They are people, and as such unpredictable. Just like every man.
I know it is hard to fathom but not every man thinks of nothing but sex, food, and sleep. Nor does every woman play mind games or whatever other bullsnow. So..the big secret is .. there is no secret. All guys are not going to become friends with all other guys now are they? Like goes to like. Even if they are 99.99999% alike, however, each is still different. Ok I've rambled enough, return to your regularly scheduled discussion.
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Aculias
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posted October 19, 2011 04:42 AM |
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What women have in common is that they secretly hate men lol.
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The_Gootch
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posted October 21, 2011 02:18 AM |
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Gather round and I will tell you the secret to women. Now this is a huge secret, so you must not tell a soul. Ready? The secret to women..is that...they are individuals. I know shocking right? Each has their own hopes, dreams, and such. When you start putting labels on others it does not diminish them, it diminishes YOU. Because all you can see is that label, and not the fact that people are all different.
Some are unreasonable, some are crazy, some are nice, some are harpies..but they all have one thing in common. They are people, and as such unpredictable. Just like every man.
I know it is hard to fathom but not every man thinks of nothing but sex, food, and sleep. Nor does every woman play mind games or whatever other bullsnow. So..the big secret is .. there is no secret. All guys are not going to become friends with all other guys now are they? Like goes to like. Even if they are 99.99999% alike, however, each is still different. Ok I've rambled enough, return to your regularly scheduled discussion.
I've gotten more insight from fortune cookies.
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Mytical
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posted October 21, 2011 04:52 AM |
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I've gotten more insight from fortune cookies.
You can take a horse to water, but you can not make it drink. The lack is not in the information, it is in the understanding. .
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del_diablo
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posted October 22, 2011 12:51 AM |
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How does one say: "One must take the same measures against a girlfriend as one would do against a friend" without people completely misunderstanding?
The first thing one must explain is what a friend is. A friend is somebody you actually trust and can relate to, a co worker is not a friend. A co worker is somebody you can spend time with due your social relationship, but its not somebody you actually trust beyond the minor fact that you would help that person and that person would help you in mutual assurance.
For a lot of people, they consider the people they hang out with to be real friends. In reality that are just people you hang out with, and the group will do a lot of extremely bad things against itself because thats how you do it. So it usually never goes beyond hanging out while at the designated area(school, work, social club, etc).
Now... When one gets a GF one is expected to get really close with them, even if you don't really know them, or even know if your compatible in the first place. Well, society tells you to do so, so it makes sense, right?
Except it does not make sense.
And why is that? Find the closest incompatible person you can, and start treating them like a close friend. They WILL stab you in the back, humiliate you, betray you, etc. Thats what humans do. Even more so if they have a social circle that will let them feel good about it later on.
And yet you are expected to find some random girl, date her, and basically treat her as a really close friend, and trust her. You don't know if she is a prick who will stab you in the back, if she is just apathetic, or if you are indeed compatible until you have dated for a while.
If she is a prick, she will humiliate you or betray you.
If she is apathic she will just leave you, perhaps after getting you addicted to her.
And if she is compatible? She might still end up just friendzoning you, or maybe be a gf for a while.
And what does make matters worse?
Girls are usually raised in this weird social environment, which means they are a lot more aware of the fact that what they call friends is usually people who are pricks who they also hang out with.
And society around them is a lot more prone to tell they guys are abusers, so they have been trained to be able to spot trouble a bit earlier.
And what men are raised to believe doesn't really help the case. And how the dating culture is initially setup also makes it worse until one is used to it.
tl: dr
1. You don't know which people are pricks
2. Girls are people, so there will be pricks
3. Same thing applies about boys, but your not dating them, so you never give them that opportunity
4. So don't give a random girl the opportunity to be a prick just because she has a gender
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Fauch
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posted October 22, 2011 04:06 AM |
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Edited by Fauch at 04:09, 22 Oct 2011.
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on facebook again I saw a thread about how guys always lie and can't be trusted and only want to abuse girls, and all the girls were like "yes it's true" (or "yes, it's true, except my boyfriend, he is the only righteous man ever" ) but on the other hand you never see boys starting threads to bash girls in general 
though, if a girl in particular acts a bit too sexually, she is automatically called a snow.
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And why is that? Find the closest incompatible person you can, and start treating them like a close friend. They WILL stab you in the back, humiliate you, betray you, etc. Thats what humans do. Even more so if they have a social circle that will let them feel good about it later on.
I've tried that. there might still be a slight chance of success... but usually, people are friendly at the beginning, and when they feel you want something serious (even just friendship) they start getting defensive. for the justice you are innocent until proven guilty, but when you try to make a friend, it seems you are guilty until you manage to prove that you are innocent.
I suppose that's the engagement that is scary. after all our era promotes quick and easy pleasures without any engagement, and it looks like many people expect that. they have nothing against a short friendly chat, but after a little time they just get bored of you like a child with his new toy.
oh and none of the people with who I have nice chats ever propose me to meet again and when I do ask them, their schedule is weirdly full until next year at least 
oh and btw, don't you find weird that people are a lot less exigeant about their job than about their friends? whereas they usually spend much more time at work than with friends and the engagement is most likely more constraining.
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Zenofex
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posted October 22, 2011 08:48 AM |
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Edited by Corribus at 16:26, 22 Oct 2011.
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on facebook again I saw a thread about how guys always lie and can't be trusted and only want to abuse girls, and all the girls were like "yes it's true" (or "yes, it's true, except my boyfriend, he is the only righteous man ever" 
Just wait the poor "righteous" ******* to do something which his GF doesn't like, he'll immediately be called Satan like all the rest. The cool part is that he may be the most righteous man in the world again, just one moment later, by doing something... right (figuring out what is "right" in her eyes is definitely tricky though).
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oh and btw, don't you find weird that people are a lot less exigeant about their job than about their friends?
Not necessarily and it depends on the job. If you are working something which consists of many social interactions, you are very likely to make new friends while working (and... non-friends too). Going out for a drink is by far not the only wait to begin and/or maintain a friendship, actually it's a pretty small part of the whole picture.
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Fauch
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posted October 22, 2011 06:56 PM |
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there's something terrible, it's that people often seem to think they are flawless. and since they are perfect, they can just not forgive any mistake. and if they ever do a mistake, they have unquestionnable reasons, it was the only possible way.
I think we also all notice that the worst someone is, the less he thinks he needs to change, and the more he thinks that other people are actually crazy and have to change. 
oh, I just read an article in the newspapers, it was in china. a 2 years old girl tries to cross the street. a truck run over her. people see the body but just don't care. another car run over her
eventually a ragpicker tries to rescue her. she dies a bit later.
seriously. a ragpicker... how should we feel when those who have nothing are more generous and human than us?
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