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Aculias
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posted September 01, 2011 06:21 AM |
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Oh I was thinking of a dif kind of slap 
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selcy
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posted September 01, 2011 08:04 AM |
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Seraphim
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posted September 13, 2011 02:48 PM |
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Edited by Seraphim at 19:01, 13 Sep 2011.
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meroe
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posted September 13, 2011 03:58 PM |
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The pic is funny, but incorrect. Women mostly tend not to live in filth, they would have cleaned a small cobweb away a long time ago. Therefore that is obviously a guy's place. 
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Seraphim
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posted September 13, 2011 06:51 PM |
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The pic is funny, but incorrect. Women mostly tend not to live in filth, they would have cleaned a small cobweb away a long time ago. Therefore that is obviously a guy's place.
The funny thing is that some shespiders eat their smaller male couterparts after after he has finished his job... If the male is lucky,he can escape with his life.
It's nature's way of showing how females are.
I am unsure if this is a cliche or a stereotype to women. Hmm,maybe somebody could enlighten this to me?
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meroe
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posted September 13, 2011 07:01 PM |
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Well it makes perfect sense actually. Its a circle of life thing. I mean considering that many mommy spiders actually die from starvation guarding their eggs and are then eaten by their offspring, Daddy being eaten by mom after the (very quick) act of fertilising is merely him providing her with a protein snack for his moment of fun.
She still has the longer and more arduous journey to do by herself.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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Corribus
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posted September 13, 2011 08:03 PM |
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That's because for most of the natural world, living is strictly about sex and procreation. It's all that really matters.
Only humans have this bizarre notion that there's some higher purpose. 
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted September 13, 2011 08:36 PM |
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Hardly Corribus, Bees and ants each work for a higher purpose.
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Corribus
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posted September 13, 2011 08:49 PM |
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted September 13, 2011 08:53 PM |
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The will of their queen silly, one ant gathers food, the other protects and ext. They each attend to their duties, whereas with most other animals they do everything for themselves, they're independent, while humans are not
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Fauch
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posted September 13, 2011 09:02 PM |
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better an ant queen than some humans.
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Corribus
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posted September 13, 2011 09:10 PM |
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Just because they act as a collective rather than as individuals does not mean that their sole purpose is not to reproduce. In fact, anyone who knows anything about bees knows that their hive society is completely structured (and highly so) around sexual activity - a single fertile female, loads of fertile males that have no other purpose but to have sex and raise future queens, and sterile female workers, that defend the egg-layer and gather food for the eggs and future egg-layers.
Seriously, watch ANY nature show and you'll see that the only thing that's important to virtually every species out there is
(1) Eating
(2) Sex
And (1) is only important as a means of sustaining the creature long enough to have (2).
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Tsar-Ivor
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posted September 13, 2011 09:21 PM |
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Never knew worker ants and bees get any action, must be a long queoe to fertalise the queen
Reproduction doesn't factor into survival of an ant, or the survival of the queen, (goes without saying that same goes for a human) ergo even reproduction can have a 'higher purpose' implication.
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Corribus
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posted September 13, 2011 09:50 PM |
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Reproduction doesn't factor into survival of an ant, or the survival of the queen,
Of course it doesn't - it factors into the survival of the genome, which is really all that's important.
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Smithey
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posted September 13, 2011 11:52 PM |
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(1) Eating
(2) Sex
And (1) is only important as a means of sustaining the creature long enough to have (2).
Actually it's
1. Eating
2. Sleeping
3. Reproducing
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JollyJoker
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posted September 14, 2011 08:11 AM |
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Am I the only one who finds it oh so slightly ironic, when you compare the thread title - The Secret To Women - with the last posts that read like
Eating
(Sleeping)
Reproducing
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Shyranis
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posted September 15, 2011 02:24 PM |
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Am I the only one who finds it oh so slightly ironic, when you compare the thread title - The Secret To Women - with the last posts that read like
Eating
(Sleeping)
Reproducing
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It's almost like if we started a thread about the secret to men. Because those seem to be the 3 major goals of a man. Which actually isn't much of a secret at all.
Honestly though, there is no secret to women. We are all so vastly different so you can't peg us with your broad definitions.
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War-overlord
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posted September 15, 2011 02:33 PM |
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Honestly though, there is no secret to women. We are all so vastly different so you can't peg us with your broad definitions.
So true. And anyone who claims different either does not know what s/he is talking about or s/he is out to get you.
And if there is any rule to follow / secret to divulge it's this: "You catch more flies with syrup than with vinegar." But that's a rule that goes for the entirety of people's life.
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Fauch
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posted September 15, 2011 02:51 PM |
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no. not exactly. when it comes to men it is :
Eating
Sleeping
Having sex
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Salamandre
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posted September 15, 2011 03:00 PM |
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