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DagothGares
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No gods or kings
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posted September 06, 2013 02:51 PM |
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Just slide all over smooth-like and be like: So I'm diamond league. Wanna go out with me?
Hint: Try being incredibly handsome while doing this. I find it helps.
Seriously, though, she sounds like she digs you. Di you two do things together? If not, I suggest you find some activity. It's definitely not mandatory, but I find it easy to bond over people over a routine. I of course instill animalistic lust in most people, so maybe I am actually a bit clueless.
How well are you acquainted with her friends and vice versa?
How much have you two talked so far?
In short, doest thou knoweth her?
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meroe
Supreme Hero
Basically Smurfette
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posted September 06, 2013 03:35 PM |
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Oh my giddy aunt. 
I have just wasted a few minutes reading the past couple of pages.
*pause* ...............
No I can't. ......... I was going to say something, but I have honestly lost the will to live. Talk about over analyzing everything. No wonder so many of you guys here spend so much time on your computers.
Oh and a friendly btw, cardboard cut-outs and voices over Skype, does not a girlfriend make.
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Meroe is definetely out, sweet
as she sounds sometimes, she'd
definetely castrate you with a
rusted razror and forcefeed
your genitals to you in a
blink of an eye - Kipshasz
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted September 06, 2013 03:38 PM |
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My post wasn't a waste of your time, how much did you enjoy reading it? 
Also just a FYI... this is MEN talk about GIRLS, not MATURES talk about GEEKS
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted September 06, 2013 03:42 PM |
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Lol at the capitalized "mature".
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted September 06, 2013 03:45 PM |
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OhforfSake said:
Also just a FYI... this is MEN talk about GIRLS
I don't blame you cause you weren't there but I'm pretty sure it's been established that nothing could be further from the truth.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 06, 2013 03:46 PM |
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DagothGares said:
Di you two do things together? If not, I suggest you find some activity. It's definitely not mandatory, but I find it easy to bond over people over a routine.
I agree, however, I have no idea what the activity should be. Highschool's just started, though. I'm sure that something will pop up in the next four years.
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How well are you acquainted with her friends and vice versa?
How much have you two talked so far?
In short, doest thou knoweth her?
Welp, the school started 5 days ago. I didn't have a lot of time to get to know her like I know you guys, but we had to introduce ourselves to the whole class and I got to know these things about her:
1. She is strong-willed;
2. She likes to have someone who will be there to cheer her up if she feels down;
3. She asks for a lot of love, but she is ready to give you a lot of love back, too;
These are the most important things about her.
There are also some of her friends in our class and I'm on pretty good terms with everyone
We talked to eachother on a few occasions, but we didn't have a real conversation.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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OhforfSake
Promising
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Initiate
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posted September 06, 2013 03:53 PM |
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Azagal said:
Pingu den glade Pingvin said:
Also just a FYI... this is MEN talk about GIRLS
I don't blame you cause you weren't there but I'm pretty sure it's been established that nothing could be further from the truth.
So we aren't talking about little girls anymore? I'm out then.
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zaio-baio
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted September 06, 2013 04:05 PM |
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just a random tip - always fish for more then 1 girl and never care too much about any of them. Also dont bother thinking about what did they said, or what they may think, its waste of time. Time is very important - better sleep with 2-3 bad girls while waiting for the perfect one to like you. Once you have 2-3 once-per-week relationships you will feel pretty well. Ah and mix it up - never fish at the same for 2 girls from the same school or uni, you dont wanna spoil your good name.
How to fish properly:
1. Be a gentleman.
2. Fish for 2-3 good girls that are worth it.
3. At the same time fish for 4-5 other girls that are easy.
4. Make sure the good girls dont know that you are fishing for more then 1 girl and also make sure that they feel special.
5. Its not a big problem if the easy girls know that you are fishing for more, just make sure that they dont personally know the good girls that you are also fishing for.
6. Make sure to have some worthy friends - if some of the girls wants to meet your friends then introduce her only to those that wont tell your other friends about that. You dont want your name ruined.
7. Dont bother finding a reason when you split up with a girl that doesnt know your friends of family, but always find a good reason if she does.
8. Be a good friend and never spoil the game of your friends. Also never brag about your accomplishments.
Thats about it. Its very important not to waste your time waiting for just 1 girl. Even if you think that you love her.
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 06, 2013 04:13 PM |
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being a psychopath may help 
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zaio-baio
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted September 06, 2013 04:45 PM |
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@ Fauch
Should you care about a girl that has slept with over 20 guys ? And i mean i know quite a lot 20-23 years old girls that already have. If they expect a serious relationship then its just their problem.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted September 06, 2013 05:07 PM |
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So a girl can't expect a relationship after been with 20 dudes. ^^
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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OhforfSake
Promising
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Initiate
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posted September 06, 2013 05:28 PM |
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It depends. If it's on the same time, it's no problem.
If it's one at a time, she'll be like really really old by then, like 23 or something, and no one would ever want her.
Hey @zaio it's fair enough you're only in it for some fun, but do you make it clear for the girls? It's not a problem to fish for many, it's not like you're exclusive because you barely met someone, but how you can juggle that many people without wanting to be somewhere else is incredible.
I for one can hardly take having more than 4 friends at a time without not wanting to spend more time on friends and you'll have 6-8 girlfriends.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted September 06, 2013 05:33 PM |
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted September 06, 2013 05:45 PM |
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I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar.
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particular.
You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does.
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zaio-baio
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted September 06, 2013 05:56 PM |
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OhforfSake said:
Hey @zaio it's fair enough you're only in it for some fun, but do you make it clear for the girls?
If you tell them too early it may not end up as well as planned.
About the contacts - im a student so there are lots of girls to meet at the uni. But most important part is that i have good friends from my time at the school that study in different unis. So i go to coffe or disco or parties with them and meet good amount of girls.
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OhforfSake
Promising
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Initiate
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posted September 06, 2013 06:06 PM |
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Of course you don't tell it right away, I meant more like if you lead them on for long or make it clear before she thinks otherwise (if she's not a psycho). In my experience, most girls around uni age are mainly interested in some fun anyway, and not some kind of long term commitment (those who're interested in those, will typically find guys who're as well).
Heck I think one of the worst things one can do when it comes to relationship is to assume the other party wants something long term and real, and not merely want to take it one step at a time and live life a little.
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mvassilev
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posted September 06, 2013 06:22 PM |
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I don't recommend following the "several girls at the same time" advice. First, it's fine if you're looking for casual sex, but that's bad. Second, it prevents you from focusing on developing one relationship at a time. (It may sound odd for someone who's polyamorous to say this, but it's because it's easier to maintain an existing relationship than to start a new one.) Third, it's intentionally concealing something about yourself, which is poisonous for a good relationship.
Here's some better advice.
1. Make friends with people of both sexes.
2. Try to become as emotionally close to each friend as both of you feel comfortable.
3. If you become close to a member of your preferred sex, it's likely that you'll become interested in them, and they in you. Because you're already close friends, you'll like them specifically, and not just the idea of "a girl" or "a relationship".
4. Express your interest.
5. Hopefully it's reciprocated, but you have little control over it.
6. Always be honest.
7. Always be honest.
8. Always be honest.
9. Communicate.
10. Communicate.
11. Communicate.
12. Be kind towards your partner(s). You love them and care about their well-being, so if they have a problem, listen to them, and if you can help them, do so to the best of your ability. If you can't help them, say kind and encouraging words.
13. DON'T TREAT A RELATIONSHIP AS ADVERSARIAL.
14. Seriously, NEVER EVER TREAT A RELATIONSHIP AS ADVERSARIAL. If you start treating it as adversarial, it's either time to SERIOUSLY reexamine your attitudes or it's time to end the relationship.
15. You and your significant other(s) are a team. You're on the same side. It's not about you vs them, it's about how the two (or more) of you can make life as good as possible.
16. You should be able to trust your partner(s).
17. Do fun things together. Don't be afraid to be silly, either.
18. Communicate about whatever need for personal space you have.
19. Be mindful of how they feel.
20. Don't forget to be friends in addition to doing relationship-specific things.
Relationships are cooperative, not adversarial, so don't lie, mislead, or fail to communicate any desires or problems you may have.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Nixonite
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posted September 06, 2013 06:29 PM |
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If so many rules have to be followed, why do so many morons have girlfriends? I think it's just a matter of luck.
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted September 06, 2013 06:38 PM |
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I didn't knew if a girl was a moron she'd often have a girlfriend.. 
There are "morons" on both sides of the gender spectrum, you might even argue if a girl settles down with a moron, is she not also a moron? The same goes for boys, btw.
So I wouldn't really envy those relationships, that is the relationships of people where you've already deemed one part unworthy, because then, odds are, that the other part is also unworthy (or it'll be a short relationship anyway).
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mvassilev
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Undefeatable Hero
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posted September 06, 2013 06:48 PM |
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You can have a girlfriend or boyfriend without those guidelines, but, depending on the specific guideline, not following it would make a good relationship unlikely or impossible. These are guidelines to a good relationship, not to a relationship in general - bad relationships are of no interest, as they're worse than being single.
Morons who are in bad relationships should be pitied, not envied or emulated.
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