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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted June 05, 2017 08:15 PM |
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They both lose.
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted June 05, 2017 09:06 PM |
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Gryphs said:
They both lose.
while one surrenders, the other loses after a costly fight on two fronts.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 25, 2017 02:52 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 11:29, 09 Feb 2018.
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RESET
NEW ROUND OUT OF THE DEPTH
POLY VS ALHAZIN
GO
WINNER POLY
Best (and only) Kookadooga answer:
Maurice said:
Poly wins. Al Hazin is too busy whipping his slaves into submission to build him his pyramid. Or so he thinks.
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted July 25, 2017 02:57 PM |
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Cmon give the poor guy a break, he's sensitive y'know.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 25, 2017 03:29 PM |
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I know, his non-stop posting lately belies restlessness.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted July 25, 2017 03:35 PM |
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Awww you ruined the plot twist.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted July 25, 2017 04:51 PM |
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Poly wins. Al Hazin is too busy whipping his slaves into submission to build him his pyramid. Or so he thinks.
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 08, 2018 05:57 AM |
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Edited by fred79 at 17:25, 09 Mar 2018.
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round whatever
who will win?
ELVIN + CELFIOUS vs FRED79
AND IN THIS COWNAH! TWINKLE-TOES ELVIN, LEADER OF THE PANSIES; AND HIS SERIOUSLY DERANGED SIDE-KICK, CELFIOUS! HE DOESN'T KNOW KUH-RAHTAY, BUT HE KNOWS CUH-RAYZAY!
BOTH ARE UP AGAINST THE UNDEFEATED CHAMPEEN, FRED79, WHO IS DUSTED TO THE EYEBALLS!
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THE FIGHT IS OVER! THE FIGHT IS OVER! ELVIN WINS! OH, THE HUMANITY! LOOK AT ALL THE BLOOD! SOMEBODY GET SOME MOPS AND HAZARD SUITS!
best koogadooga answer:
Galaad said:
Elvin tries to make an advanced aikido move to impress the ladies watching but he messes up and hurts himself all by himself while Celfious took too many pills. Fred wins without even needing to do anything, eventually pineapples will get him.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted February 08, 2018 06:40 AM |
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First explain yourself! What do you mean you don't like olives?! 
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted February 08, 2018 06:47 AM |
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Darn I have to take two sleeping pills now... "Yawn"
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What are you up to
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted February 08, 2018 08:31 AM |
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Elvin tries to make an advanced aikido move to impress the ladies watching but he messes up and hurts himself all by himself while Celfious took too many pills. Fred wins without even needing to do anything, eventually pineapples will get him.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted February 08, 2018 08:57 AM |
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Obviously fred's gif skills are far beyond theirs.
Easy win for fred. 
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 08, 2018 09:28 AM |
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Galaad said:
eventually pineapples will get him.
i lol'd at that. 
@ elvis: i don't like olives, man. the flavor sucks, just like black licorice and anchovies(the dried kind that people put on pizza. if the fresh version is just like any other fish, i'd be cool with that). i like a lot of different flavors, but those 3 things in particular are horrible.
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted February 08, 2018 10:04 AM |
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There are many types of olives and they all taste differently. You should not be so quick to pass judgement, padawan.
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 08, 2018 12:34 PM |
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Elvin devises a plan and has Celfious be the distraction. Unsuspectingly, fred takes the bait as if Celfious was rambling and being his usual self. But in the meantime, Elvin sets him up for defeat, as he covertly launches a small, black object in his direction before charging himself as well. Fred notices Elvin and says: "looks like it's a sneak attack. that's ok, i was BORN IN THE SHADOWS! bring it, pansies!". Bolstered by that Orcish shout, he turns towards Elvin and starts charging ferociously, but soon enough finds himself wondering what he was doing on the ground. A glance around provides the terrifying answer, the black, round-shaped object of hell that fred wouldn't dare touch with a stick: the olive of evil. Fred's Heroes 3 mods flash before his eyes as he succumbs to despair in a eternal nightmare. Elvin's nowhere to be found, leaving the still rambling Celfious to be the only winner.
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Guide to a Great Heroes Game
The Young Traveler
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted February 08, 2018 01:24 PM |
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More like who won't win. Fred will enjoy pleasuring himself with his huge spiky pineapple, meanwhile Elvin will heroically throw olives at Fred, and Celfious will make it all weird.
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted February 08, 2018 02:05 PM |
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For me olives are a bit of an enigma, on one hand the flavor structure is confusing and not to my tastes (black and standard green olives), but no matter how many times I come to the conclusion that I dont like olives, I can't help but think fondly of them, I just get this picture in my head of lovely olive groves n ****. Still there were times that they were nice, but usually as an additive, on their own they're unmanagable me thinks.
Or it could be that I'm the enigma, I want to like olives, so I keep trying them periodically to see if the flavor is any more appealing (had the same with spinach, where I hated it when I was younger now I love it).
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted February 08, 2018 06:56 PM |
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OhforfSake said:
More like who won't win. Fred will enjoy pleasuring himself with his huge spiky pineapple, meanwhile Elvin will heroically throw olives at Fred, and Celfious will make it all weird.
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted February 08, 2018 07:05 PM |
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Yeah beautiful artwork, and half-cool objects are winner, when other not be able to Heroes 3 things. What? Thief-looking develops Heroes 5 without created artwork or object. Another guy-looking speaks non-Heroes.
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markkur
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Once upon a time
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posted February 08, 2018 08:40 PM |
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Fred cleverly waits in his corner inside a mysterious version of photoshop
Clefious takes Responsibility for the first move and Whispers for his rat-legions to attack the foe's face. However, the summoned-rats do not move.
Fred empowered by his modification-skills, boldly jumps amid the rats and yells "I am Faceless you fools!"
Elvin is no chicken, despite Legend says he "tastes like one", makes an Admirable ninja-elvish-jump in front of Fred and says; "I am Everywhere, even at the "Beginning!"
Fred: "Whoa dude, I am Undefeatable!
Poly: "I'm in boys" and whispers "back to the void rats"
and the three Heroes shake and call it
a Draw.
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