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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted February 08, 2018 09:22 PM |
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CElfious is stoned on whatever, so is of no use.
Elvin chucks olives at Fredmuffin, Fredmuffin flees like there's no tommorow.
Elvin, while laughing his eternally indebted arse, chases off Fredmuffin while tossing olives at him.
Elvin wins.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted February 08, 2018 09:50 PM |
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Elvin and Celfious win.
While trying to find the hideout of fred, they travel around the world, facing numerous foes that were contacted spiritually by fred, however Celfious' psych(edel)ic abilities allow the two to spot their enemies in advance so that Elvin can eliminate the swiftly and silently. When nearing the unholy shack where fred resides in the woods they have to initially hack their way through a pineapple field, but once inside they can finally challenge their enemy.
The battle however protracts for days, in the heat of battle they board a ship and fight there without any single care from any of the passengers, when they finally disembark in Lisbon they continue traveling while fighting.
When they finally reach a Greek market square Elvin can finally take an handful of olives and throw them at fred, thus smiting him once and for all.
The legend also says that he reconquered Constantinople in the mean time.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 08, 2018 10:50 PM |
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somebody else is going to have to weigh in, since it is currently a 3-way tie.
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 08, 2018 11:02 PM |
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 08, 2018 11:09 PM |
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lol, wow, i didn't realize. i must've never read the op all the way through, and just always assumed the results were by tallied votes. silly me.
i'll wait a couple more days, in case anyone else wants to reply.
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted February 09, 2018 12:36 PM |
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Sorry fred, getting double-teamed means you'll lose
I even dare to say Elvin on his own would have won *crowd gasps and is astonished*
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 09, 2018 12:53 PM |
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markmasters said:
Sorry fred, getting double-teamed means you'll lose
i've literally taken 3 on at one time. granted, i was only dodging their attacks, but they certainly didn't kick my ass. they couldn't even land a solid hit, but only 2 glancing blows. the only reason i didn't pull my knife and kill them was because a 4th friend of theirs had a gun. hell, that's why i didn't fight back at all. 
ok, now back to our regularly-scheduled frivolity.
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted February 09, 2018 01:06 PM |
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Fred if you "dodge their attacks" you can't really label it as a foursome..
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 09, 2018 01:07 PM |
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i knew somebody was going to say something like that.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted February 10, 2018 10:11 AM |
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fred79 said:
lol, wow, i didn't realize. i must've never read the op all the way through, and just always assumed the results were by tallied votes. silly me.
But they are, it still is a draw.
What confused you?
The thing is, if you happen to win, you'll go again, guess I should specify round leaders can't put themselves in the arena. 
I'm happy that I made the Kookadooga but this doesn't mean I won. So, next vote will close it I guess, Elvin, or Celfious, or Fred.
WHO WILL WIN
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 10, 2018 10:27 AM |
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Edited by fred79 at 10:29, 10 Feb 2018.
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lol, stevie confused me. i thought he was alluding to the literal winners of the match, and not the contestants themselves. now that i took the time to re-read the op, i realize there are two winners: one for best answer and one for whoever has the most "they're still breathing" votes. not sure how in the hell i flubbed that twice(), but i gotta fix my posts.
edit: fixed.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted February 10, 2018 10:59 AM |
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fred79 said:
lol, stevie confused me. i thought he was alluding to the literal winners of the match, and not the contestants themselves. now that i took the time to re-read the op, i realize there are two winners: one for best answer and one for whoever has the most "they're still breathing" votes. not sure how in the hell i flubbed that twice(), but i gotta fix my posts.
edit: fixed.
Well, there is one winner. Kookadooga answer is to promote fun and creative replies. 
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 10, 2018 11:06 AM |
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*scans book*
that counts as a winner in my book.
*closes book*
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted February 10, 2018 11:45 AM |
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fred79 said:
i've literally taken 3 on at one time. granted, i was only dodging their attacks, but they certainly didn't kick my ass. they couldn't even land a solid hit, but only 2 glancing blows. the only reason i didn't pull my knife and kill them was because a 4th friend of theirs had a gun.
Then I took his gun and pistol-whipped the 5th friend that was carrying a bazooka.
Fred, you are the last action hero 
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 10, 2018 12:01 PM |
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LOL.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted February 18, 2018 05:54 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 04:58, 09 Mar 2018.
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guys, we still have a 3-way tie...
...anyone? bueller? bueller?
mike rotch? hellooooooo? has anybody seen mike rotch? amanda huginkiss? i'm looking for amanda huginkiss! 
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JoonasTo
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted March 09, 2018 04:28 PM |
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 09, 2018 04:56 PM |
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that's not an answer. weigh in, you turd. we've been stuck on this battle for eons now. i've grown old and gray, ffs.
*beats celf and elvis with his cane*
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OhforfSake
Promising
Legendary Hero
Initiate
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posted March 09, 2018 05:08 PM |
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Well who is left to judge? I mean Neraus just recently sacrificed Gryphs to his holy volcano, face it Fred, we are the final ones.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted March 09, 2018 05:08 PM |
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Celf turns on Elvin, but fred's too busy toking to take advantage. Elvin wins, but the acute shame and trauma stays with him until the following Tuesday.
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Friend-shaped
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