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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted April 24, 2018 10:06 PM |
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Edited by Kipshasz at 09:20, 25 Apr 2018.
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>Be me, a proud litvofascist
>Enjoy my day by smoking pipe tobacco, heavy WW2 banter-LARPing with fellow history autists that make up my uni group and scheming to throw KGBbundlesofsticks and ukrainians off the TV tower in Jolly Old Wilno.
>Dreaming of removing kraut, pelmeni* and kebab, like the good old days of the Litwo-Polak Empire.
>Feelsgoodman.png
>Cheekibreeki.gif
>Pop to HC to see what's up
>Update the most epic RP I've made yet.
>Go outside the Glade for a change
>See some cheese'n'baguette munching surrender monkey setting up a death match between me and some new mexican/irish albino transgender muslim atheist squirrel with extremely blue balls and a bald head from consuming all that soy, just for craps and giggles
>gettingtooldforthiscrap.jpg
>Oh well, might as well kill some vermin
>Enter the combat area.
>BlizzardSoyboy tries to use lefty propaganda
>it has no effect on me.
>he then calls me literally hitler and throws some lame memes that someone with severe brain damage came up
>theleftcantmeme.jpg
>I Sigh heavily from the disappointment.
>BlizzardSoyBoy tries to assault me by slapping and using a padlock for a bike. A newborn kitten hits harder.
>Pull out the head of Xerox's mom from the gopnik bag I won from Putin by playing Polish Roulette** to demoralise the soyboy
>The soyflake is distracted, and is in tears, since he can't tap that anymore. Not that he tapped it in the first place.
>Pullout a DP-12 shotgun from my gopnik bag.
>The squirrel wears full orange camos
>SmilingSimoHayha.jpg
>Start blamming the squirrel by busting it's kneecaps.
>Both of it's legs below the knees are gone.
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>Pour kosher salt over the wounds
>watch the squirell squirm in pain and rage about white privilege.
>Shoot his balls off.
>Jaysus, that's more yogurt than at a dairy plant. that male feminist thing doesn't work so well, eh?
>Absolutelyharam.png
>Find BlizzardSoyboy's Nintendo Switch lying around.
>It's skeet shooting time!
>Heh, those things sure blow up to smithereens when shot.
>Finish off the squirrel by emptying the tubes of this gimmicky as bleep shotgun.
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>Sell the carcass to a local Taco Bell.
>Pilfer the squirrel's assets.
>I has a home in the USA.
>Realise New Mexico sucks.
>Sell it off and donate the funds to BUILD THE WALL and purchase some MAGA gear.
>Still not tired of winning.
>Goes off to hunt Fredmuffin, since Meroe wants to use him as a rug by the fireplace.
> Won't say no to that kind of cash.
Bboy loses like a wuss he is. That is, and always be, the only outcome of this fight.
Pelmeni - russians
Polish Roulette - same as Russian Roulette, only is played with using a handgun with a full mag, of which one shell is a dud.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 24, 2018 10:26 PM |
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proof that kip is a resident of 4chan's /pol. 
lol, noobs don't know how to greentext.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted April 24, 2018 11:09 PM |
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>Le meme arrows.
4chan's /pol/ is a bunch of poser cucks, Kip comes from a greater place!
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 25, 2018 02:03 AM |
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Edited by fred79 at 12:31, 25 Apr 2018.
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the only poser cucks in /pol are the shills.
lol, you're lucky you can edit posts here, kip. you noob. now i wanna see you triforce. 
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted April 25, 2018 01:02 PM |
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I can edit my posts anywhere I want. And not only mine.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 25, 2018 02:09 PM |
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted April 27, 2018 05:27 PM |
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Kip wins that round, Blizz gets the best Kookadooga answer (given the low amount of participants, I've decided not to care about the self entries this time).
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted April 27, 2018 06:10 PM |
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ppl still remember what happened to Xerox, that's why.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 27, 2018 06:24 PM |
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Galaad said:
given the low amount of participants, I've decided not to care about the self entries this time
the op doesn't say anything about fighters not participating in responses(it in fact says anyone can participate, specifically). i checked once i saw kip post a response, and there's no stipulation(i had thought otherwise, until i re-read the op).
i could have made a fun post for my own fight; and now i feel gypped. 
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted April 28, 2018 12:47 AM |
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fred79 said:
the op doesn't say anything about fighters not participating in responses(it in fact says anyone can participate, specifically). i checked once i saw kip post a response, and there's no stipulation(i had thought otherwise, until i re-read the op).
But it does:
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The round contestants themselves are not allowed to submit an entry, they must wait for next round (either as round leader if they win, or normal participant for next challenge if they lose).
Maybe that was a stupid rule though. Real chivalry would be to vote for your opponent, as Blizz and I did when we had that spam fight in the VW. Either way, votes would cancel themselves so why the hell not in the end. 
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted April 28, 2018 01:39 AM |
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i'd say the "anyone can participate at any time" and "round contestants themselves are not permitted" cancel each other out; especially because of the order they were posted in. 
i think it'd be more fun for round contestants to play, but if it comes down to a last vote, i wouldn't count them. maybe they can post a vote regardless, so you have more possible entertainment, but just not count them anyway? it's up to you, dude.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 12, 2018 10:46 PM |
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Edited by Kipshasz at 21:31, 28 May 2018.
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Since I won, I'll set up a new pair.
Galaad VS Stevie
At the end, Galaad stands victorious.
Kookadonga ANSWERS, because I couldn't choose.
Quote:
Stevie approaches Galaad's castle, only to see the proud french white flag flying in the wind, and be taunted by Galaad. Stevie didn't budge and got taunted a second time and almost got smushed by a cow. Stevie then brought up some old beef about the french promises, to which Galaad responded by donning his red and blue spidersuit and grabbed his trusty Weapon - Duforkrandal, the mighty Spider-Slaying fork. The two exhange blows for a while, but the vile erwanist sorcery is no match for the might of Duforkrandal, which leaves four holes with one stab.
In the end, Galaad stands victoriuos
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Sir Galaad charges valiantly on his steed, his lance is true and his sword shan't fail him, for he is protected by the grace of the Lord. By the Divine power bestowed upon him when he set out to retrieve and secure the Holy Grail he strikes with the power and grace of an angel, beautiful yet terrifying.
Stevie is... a generic name.
Galaad wins.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 13, 2018 06:02 PM |
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Sir Galaad charges valiantly on his steed, his lance is true and his sword shan't fail him, for he is protected by the grace of the Lord. By the Divine power bestowed upon him when he set out to retrieve and secure the Holy Grail he strikes with the power and grace of an angel, beautiful yet terrifying.
Stevie is... a generic name.
Galaad wins.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 13, 2018 06:57 PM |
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After dodging a few punches, Stevie urgently calls for a timeout to request from Corribus a little bending of the rules. Corribus ignores him. Galaad knocks stevie out with a direct. Well, that was disappointing. Gotta have closer matches or the viewer ratings will drop.
...Oh.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 14, 2018 09:02 AM |
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after stevie pulled some stupid snow a while back and got a second floodprotect installed, galaad takes slow, medieval-armor-weighted, but lynch-mob angry, swings at stevie, that stevie is mostly able to dodge. however, much like stevie's misstep in hc, he missteps during battle, is thrown temporarily off-balance, and before he rights himself gallalynads is able to connect with a chin uppercut SHORYUKEN!, sending stevie out into the horizon like in a cartoon. tko, medieval ryu wins.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 14, 2018 09:28 PM |
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Edited by Kipshasz at 21:33, 14 May 2018.
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Stevie approaches Galaad's castle, only to see the proud french white flag flying in the wind, and be taunted by Galaad. Stevie didn't budge and got taunted a second time and almost got smushed by a cow. Stevie then brought up some old beef about the french promises, to which Galaad responded by donning his red and blue spidersuit and grabbed his trusty Weapon - Duforkrandal, the mighty Spider-Slaying fork. The two exhange blows for a while, but the vile erwanist sorcery is no match for the might of Duforkrandal, which leaves four holes with one stab.
In the end, Galaad stands victoriuos
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted May 14, 2018 11:30 PM |
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Galaad is overcome with delusions of knightly grandour and tilts at a windmill, Stevie wins by default as Galaad lies disgraced and defeated by his imaginary foe.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 22, 2018 02:49 PM |
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i was reminded that there's an ongoing battle involving stevie, since i just got hit by both floodprotects again.
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 22, 2018 03:59 PM |
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Kipshasz said:
Since I won, I'll set up a new pair.
Actually you lost by an overwhelming margin, but continue anyway.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 22, 2018 04:49 PM |
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you're still butthurt about the meme I made, BlizzardSoyBoy. also it is weird that your post wasn't edited like 10 times at least, after you posted it.
and I always win, since I'm on the winning side.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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