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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 28, 2018 12:56 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 12:57, 28 May 2018.
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well, since kip dropped the ball, galaad won that round. so now the game's open to whoever's next.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 28, 2018 12:59 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 20:14, 28 May 2018.
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Yes, I'll set up the next round in a few.
Edit: Will announce next round as soon as Kip finishes his duty on previous round (edit post with winner and best kookadooga answer).
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 28, 2018 09:37 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 23:47, 04 Jun 2018.
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Alright.
DRAKON-DEUS vs FRED79
JUST WHO WILL WIN?
WINNER DRAKON-DEUS
Best Kookadooga answer:Kipshasz said:
Fredmuffin is high on all of the drugs he could find, but DD channels his inner power of 60s batman and beyblades, becoming the BatBlader. The batblades (beyblades with batarangs attached to them) deal a lot of damage and are hard to snuff out
Fredmuffin's drug induced rage is no match for that kind of weaponised autism, which had reached a level of over 9000. DD reaches for his utility belt, and grabs the Fredmuffin Repellant spray to add insult to injury, before finishing him off with a well placed KPLOW! straight to the family jewels.
Mutiny is successful, DD is the new captain of the HC scurvy saltdogs. with a barrel of rum and a yo ho ho.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted May 28, 2018 10:06 PM |
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Bad form! I wouldn't fight my own Captain.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 28, 2018 10:31 PM |
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Fredmuffin is high on all of the drugs he could find, but DD channels his inner power of 60s batman and beyblades, becoming the BatBlader. The batblades (beyblades with batarangs attached to them) deal a lot of damage and are hard to snuff out
Fredmuffin's drug induced rage is no match for that kind of weaponised autism, which had reached a level of over 9000. DD reaches for his utility belt, and grabs the Fredmuffin Repellant spray to add insult to injury, before finishing him off with a well placed KPLOW! straight to the family jewels.
Mutiny is successful, DD is the new captain of the HC scurvy saltdogs. with a barrel of rum and a yo ho ho.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 29, 2018 12:30 AM |
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bad form, indeed! who would be my first mate, if not for smee? 
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 29, 2018 01:11 AM |
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Datman is a classic superhero that harnesses both the power of children bladed spin toys and the power of greek dancing.
The apostle of Zorba cannot lose his fight, for he knows the true meaning of life, thus both life and death are at his command, but he shan't dispense the latter, for he will show mercy to his opponent, forgiving his sins and bringing him closer to the light.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 29, 2018 06:47 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 06:47, 29 May 2018.
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Drakon psychs himself up to stand before fred. You can see the tension in his face but underneath it, the unshakable determination. Fred must go down. As he takes a battle stance, fred invites him to come closer and hands him over some smoke of suspicious origins. Drakon's face breaks into a smile and he willingly accepts. Soon he is in no shape to even stand.
Fred wins, without even realizing he had a match scheduled.
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted June 03, 2018 08:45 PM |
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Few votes, but the quality of the entries is excellent. 
How long does a round usually last, anyway 
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 04, 2018 03:16 PM |
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Basically anyone can jump in if there has been no activity for two days. But you can go ahead Drakon since you win this round. I only need to choose my best Kookadooga but I have a hard time as they're all very good.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted June 04, 2018 03:47 PM |
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Then I'll announce the next match:
OhforfSake vs Tsar-ivor
Who will win?
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And the winner is... OHFORFSAKE.
Best Kookadooga answer:
Galaad said:
Tsar goes on an epic tirade and his eloquence is so strong that the whole coliseum is on fire, both his blades tears the air around him with mystic strength and an aura of swiftness embalms his whole body. Forfy makes less of a show but has been several moves ahead and delivers a perfect strike with his phishing rod from the shadows after luring his opponent in a trap, winning this fight easily towards all expectations. He does an obligatory poop joke before leaving the arena, leaving its public even more disoriented.
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted June 04, 2018 05:46 PM |
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This is the most interesting match so far, both can be quite logical, yet carry their own logic to “weirdo” level. So, it will be a fantasy beyond formulas and tradition. I’d say Tsar by an inch, Forfy still has that Nordic inflexibility, he wants to be virtuous, plus, he wants to be liked for it. Tsar is a traveler.
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted June 04, 2018 06:27 PM |
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Mad IMO Tsar-Ivor is mad. OhforfSake is healthful, so can't get in on.
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 04, 2018 11:02 PM |
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 05, 2018 12:01 AM |
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Tsar goes on an epic tirade and his eloquence is so strong that the whole coliseum is on fire, both his blades tears the air around him with mystic strength and an aura of swiftness embalms his whole body. Forfy makes less of a show but has been several moves ahead and delivers a perfect strike with his phishing rod from the shadows after luring his opponent in a trap, winning this fight easily towards all expectations. He does an obligatory poop joke before leaving the arena, leaving its public even more disoriented.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 05, 2018 05:51 AM |
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@ galahad: lol.
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Drakon-Deus
Undefeatable Hero
Qapla'
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posted June 06, 2018 12:35 PM |
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I believe we have a tie. Bad form!
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 06, 2018 05:27 PM |
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There's not enough participants.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 06, 2018 08:24 PM |
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Tsar flirts with ohfor. Ohfor blushes and flirts back. Soon they are in study hall together, and holding hands amorously. tweek and craigtsar and ohfor end up falling in love, and they never break up. It's a match made in heaven, and fred cries at the loss of his once-lover ohfor, while tsar's heart breaks a little that he'll have to leave his side-piece fred, behind. Fred loses; both ohfor and tsar go on to have babies that for some reason, bear a strong resemblance to kip.
It's still a tie. 
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tSar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted June 06, 2018 09:09 PM |
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I'd sooner shag forfy than fight him tho, so fredmuffin is close as anyone's going to get.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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