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Ted
Promising
Supreme Hero
Peanut Exterminator
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posted November 27, 2007 10:36 PM |
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ok, i'll try...
 your afraid to watch pornogrpahy in case a blood maiden appears on the screen
you go to the local pub to ask the bar man for any rumors
you believe that the one real Puppetmaster is Bill Gates
@fiur/kronos/Elvin: rolfcopter
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Visit my Site!
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted November 27, 2007 10:53 PM |
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-you start dressing like a wardancer or a blood fury.
-you shout at people thinking that they would charge into battle.
-you sabotage your mates car saying that you have enough gremlins to do so.
-you take on ten large men, saying that your black dragon could beat them all.
-you run around in a knights costume, smacking people, saying you are healing them of ills.
-you set your genital hair on fire because you say that it will make you have chain shot.
-you start trying to mount bears and put armour on them.
-you hang around graveyards, shouting at gravestones "WAKE UP, A WEEK HAS PAST! WAKE UP!"
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted November 28, 2007 12:11 AM |
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For Girls: A guy hits on you and your first question is "Is your name Duncan?"
For Guys: A guy hits on you and your first question is "Is your name Findan?"
You loot tombs in the hopes of finding a precious artifact.
You plan an extra day into your schedule when getting into a boat.
You forget the answer to a test question and pray to Elrath/Asha/Malassa (I actually did that today!)
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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roy-algriffin
Supreme Hero
Chocolate ice cream zealot
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posted November 28, 2007 12:15 AM |
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You try and plan how to strategically move through buildings without having obstacles bother you (like people)
You half expect to see an armegeddon spell fall on a person you think is evil
You dont mind other peasents attacking you bencause theyre "so damn weak"
you wonder if you can send up your hero and expect him to be immune to everything in other strategy games
You imagine every class you can choose between being a different perk you can take
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"Am i a demon? No im a priest of the light! THE BLOODY RED LIGHT"
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 28, 2007 01:20 AM |
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When you wish you had enough mana to town portal home.
When you have a lesson but instead think of battle strategies.
When a door is closed you want to bring it down with your catapult.
When you fear you will be rushed by someone on the second week of the month.
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted November 28, 2007 02:49 AM |
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You loot a camp in hopes of finding resources
you accidently call yourself by your HC nickname
you fall asleep in the morning in hopes of renewing all your mana
you have a horned overseer plush
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Wulfstan8182
Famous Hero
, eh?
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posted November 28, 2007 03:37 AM |
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nice job guys! my turn!
You can't decide what pet to buy, a griffin or a horned demon
When you have bad luck you always say: "Hey you cheated i have Expert Luck!"
ummm.... i'm not good.
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Wulfstan8182
Famous Hero
, eh?
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posted November 28, 2007 03:42 AM |
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Quote:
Quote:
you grab your spade and start digging for the tears of asha in your garden.
LOL 
When you realize that opening chests does not yield experience.
When you spend too much time in HC.
When you imagine heroes battles in your sleep.
When you pick a fight and hope you have enough xp to gain a level afterwards.
When you throw the dice and hope a four leaf clover will appear over it.
The HC joke isn't funny. You're mean to the admin of this site. And the admin of CH, Angelspit cause they spend time helpin you beat the first Mission in The Queen campaign.
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kcwong
Hired Hero
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posted November 28, 2007 05:34 AM |
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Father: Son, grab a spade and help me with the garden.
You: I cannot! If I move I won't be able to dig until tomorrow! 
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emilsn
Legendary Hero
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posted November 28, 2007 07:02 AM |
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Quote:
-you start dressing like a wardancer or a blood fury.
You go out in the middle of winter, like a wardancer or a blood fury - and thinks: "Its hot! Its pretty hot"
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Don't walk behind me; I may not
lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 28, 2007 09:26 AM |
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Quote:
The HC joke isn't funny. You're mean to the admin of this site. And the admin of CH, Angelspit cause they spend time helpin you beat the first Mission in The Queen campaign.
You do realize that I am the one who posts the most in heroes boards right?
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted November 28, 2007 10:27 AM |
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Edited by Azagal at 11:28, 28 Nov 2007.
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When you only strike back once in a fight because you allready used your retaliation
When you're trying to stick a burning torch into an elephants lower rectum with nothing on but your undies KNOWING that you'll be ressurected by your Guardian Angel...
Youre trying to heal your trees by "bonding" with them
You just don't get your armageddon going no matter how much pod you smoke on your elephant.
Your pet bird just won't battel dive
Beliveing the Big Guy will not be able to hit you as you have the no-retaliation ability
no matter how long you wave arround in your underpants you're "enemy" will not be hit by lightning
ok this is definetly not easy oO.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted November 28, 2007 10:32 AM |
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Edited by Mytical at 10:47, 28 Nov 2007.
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You spend half your waking time thinking of: stories, ideas, new towns, new creatures, ect and obsessing over that.
For 8 of the 12 to 16 hrs you work, you are discussing it.
For 3 of the 8 to 12 hrs you have off, you play it
For the rest of the time, you dream about it.
You come up with "How you know your playing Homm too much" ideas.
You can recite every cut scene, by heart (If you can do it in the voice of the people involved, you get bonus points).
You know every catch phrase, like "Griffin Eternal"
You argue that the towns that can beat your favorite towns are 'imba'.
You know what 'imba' means.
You know the complete history of Homm V, including dates, by heart without looking it up.
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Message received.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 28, 2007 10:50 AM |
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Uh oh that was for you cepheus
When you parallel your going to sleep with ending your turn.
When you see an actual meteor shower and think that yours is better.
When you try to flee and realize that you did not teleport back home dammit! Oh well the allowance remains intact, 3k is a lot.
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Duncan
Famous Hero
The Pathfinder
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posted November 28, 2007 11:10 AM |
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@Daystar: Maybe it should go "You forget the answer to a test question and worries if the Sphinx is gonna kill you."
When you hold still doing nothing you think you're raising your Defense
When you wanna confront people then curious if they have "no melee penalty"
When you lose in sports/games you say that your opponent is overpowered
When packing up you consider "I can't bring too many big items or else they won't fit in 7 stacks"
When you're not wearing proper clothing and you think you're a Warlock
When you ride a pony and you think you're Duncan
When you hurt your eyes and add your minus after dozens of hours staring at your monitor playing Heroes (this one isn't a joke)
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But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 28, 2007 11:13 AM |
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Dozens? I don't think I have done that yet
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Duncan
Famous Hero
The Pathfinder
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posted November 28, 2007 11:16 AM |
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Edited by Duncan at 11:19, 28 Nov 2007.
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Accummulative
EDIT: No, wrong. Accummulative will make it hundreds Well, whatever 
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But now I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 28, 2007 11:21 AM |
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Not sure I would want to add my H1,2,3,4,5 and expansions' time I have been playing since I started the series
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Lord_Evil
Famous Hero
Evil lolcat
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posted November 28, 2007 11:35 AM |
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you are trying to make lions like birds to have griffins.
each time you see a short green man you ask gold from him.
each time you see a man with sharp tooth you start beating him with a sharp stick.
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unixmage
Known Hero
Demon Slayer
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posted November 28, 2007 12:04 PM |
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Quote:
each time you see a man with sharp tooth you start beating him with a sharp stick.
and what is this one about  ?
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