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Hellburn
Famous Hero
The efreet
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posted May 09, 2008 06:14 PM |
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You don't believe in God but in Ancients instead.
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted May 26, 2008 08:45 PM |
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1. you start wondering if Heroes 5 is a game or reality
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Plague
Known Hero
Only Hell know my pain
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posted May 26, 2008 09:28 PM |
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Well once when i was sleeping,i had a strange dream.
An army of skelets atacked my home,which transformated in a real Heaven Castle.Some skeletes entered in castle,the door was open.Me and some mans took swords and shield and we made a human shield,and some archers from behind was shooting when i said to shoot.I was the captain who lead those force,we defeate those skelets and fast we closed the gate.AFter that with archers on walls we started to kill the skelets,they hadnt catapult so they couldnt brake the wall.When we started to shoot from the walls i wake up from my dreams and i hope that i will have a dream like that soon.
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The biggest evil that you can do is to do nothing.
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emperorsly
Known Hero
Destroyer of Liver
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posted May 27, 2008 04:42 PM |
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Some of the first signs that I would expect to see:
1. You never wear more than 2 rings at a time.
2. During the history exam, you try to remember whether any griffins were involved in the battle of Agincourt (and decide they were, on the French side).
3. Failing the exam, you go to bar. At 11 pm you are out of beer and out of money. For a moment you try to think whether you could sell any extra wood you have. Luckily you remember that this is a bar, not a marketplace in a Heroes game, so you abandon the plan and decide to wait another hour, knowing that you will get 1000 in the beginning of next day.
4. Not getting the 1000, you will walk home. On your way is a nice pond with some swans. You do not dare to go near the pond, feeling that you would get stuck there till the end of the day.
5. Instead you walk through the park. Nervously, because the big oak trees look very suscpicious...
6. A guy comes, walking a dog. You are sure that he is a satanist. But only a scout...
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WarLore
Famous Hero
servant of urgash
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posted May 27, 2008 08:08 PM |
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lol or you walk to your friend but you dont walk back because you think you are out of your movementpoints and you will stay night in your friends home
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A Nightmare from below.A hero from Within
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted May 27, 2008 08:54 PM |
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1. The big ugly bully is not verry impressed by the fact that you just Imploded him. You exclaim "Hate you barbarians!!".
2. Perhaps it's not a good idea to call fat ladies "large creatures". You don't have any theet left.
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5 Times TV
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted May 27, 2008 08:57 PM |
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1. you go to a tavern and try to hear some roumors about yellow player.
2. when that fails you go to a stable to renew you movement point so you can get home.
3. you go to an alley and attacks everyone cause you got expert attack.
4. when you end up on the hospital you wonder how much money it will cost to rehire yourself.
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Thanatos
Known Hero
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posted May 27, 2008 10:35 PM |
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Edited by Thanatos at 22:36, 27 May 2008.
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- You make up 5 times more hero builds than you can possibly try out in practice since a day only has 24 hours and there's more to life than just H5  
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Nikita
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted May 28, 2008 07:41 AM |
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1.You upgrade your home to a castle.
2.You ask your friends to guard it while you are fightining with trees and rocks so u could get some exp.
3.you are trying to cast frenzy on white people(knowing that black people are imune to it),but instead you are put into a mental hospital
4.when riding a poni you are sure that you have magical resistance
5.you are been put in jail for crushing and taking over peoples' houses.
6.you are trying to find an expansion in your mailbox,since you are tired of the random things.
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted May 28, 2008 10:43 AM |
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A pal once had an idiot dream. He was in a Necropolis's graveyard. He saw a skull, raised it and exclaimed : "How nice!".
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5 Times TV
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Falkenstein
Hired Hero
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posted May 28, 2008 02:41 PM |
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Quote:
2. During the history exam, you try to remember whether any griffins were involved in the battle of Agincourt (and decide they were, on the French side).
Maybe they really were there - on the blazons and banners
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted May 28, 2008 02:43 PM |
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The french banner had a "fleur-de-lil" on the banner...
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Falkenstein
Hired Hero
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posted May 28, 2008 02:49 PM |
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Quote:
The french banner had a "fleur-de-lil" on the banner...
Yes, but each noble family had its own blazon (maybe banner as well) 
Anyway, if any knight knew HOMAM V, heŽd surely choose to have a Black Dragon on his banner
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Gurnisson
Known Hero
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posted May 28, 2008 04:58 PM |
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 You check your bag every morning to see if any gold have come during the night.
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted May 28, 2008 08:03 PM |
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Edited by zamfir at 20:03, 28 May 2008.
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Quote:
1. you go to a tavern and try to hear some roumors about yellow player.
That's one of my favorite.
Barman, two double Victorian whiskies with cherries and yellow's most powerful hero, please.
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5 Times TV
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WarLore
Famous Hero
servant of urgash
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posted May 28, 2008 08:36 PM |
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Edited by WarLore at 20:37, 28 May 2008.
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Quote:
Quote:
1. you go to a tavern and try to hear some roumors about yellow player.
That's one of my favorite.
Barman, two double Victorian whiskies with cherries and yellow's most powerful hero, please.
heheehee  nice one and barman has played too HeroesV and he says kaspar or something like that
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A Nightmare from below.A hero from Within
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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted May 28, 2008 08:52 PM |
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After leaving school for today, you wonder how much your stats did improve.
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Zenithale
Promising
Famous Hero
Zen Mind
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posted May 29, 2008 01:25 PM |
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The french banner had a "fleur-de-lil" on the banner...
Just to correct, that's a "fleur de lis" (or "fleur de lys").
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WarLore
Famous Hero
servant of urgash
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posted May 29, 2008 07:30 PM |
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Quote:
After leaving school for today, you wonder how much your stats did improve.
and how much exp you gained
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A Nightmare from below.A hero from Within
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zamfir
Promising
Supreme Hero
Allez allez allez
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posted May 29, 2008 08:30 PM |
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Quote:
Quote:
After leaving school for today, you wonder how much your stats did improve.
and how much exp you gained
And how many casualties do you have after the weekly maths test
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5 Times TV
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