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Wulfstan8182
Famous Hero
, eh?
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posted December 22, 2007 09:01 PM |
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Quote:
 you think everything is legal (like killing people when you feel like)
more like:
you think everything is legal (like killing everyone you see)
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you take slaves and start looking for a slave market
huh? there isn't anything about slaves in H5.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 22, 2007 09:04 PM |
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Try dungeon and stronghold. Btw is that what you do in your free time skullman? 
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skullman
Famous Hero
banned
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posted December 22, 2007 09:43 PM |
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Edited by skullman at 21:44, 22 Dec 2007.
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no i wouldn't be here if i were doing that here are 3 possible reasons that i wouldn't be here if i would be selling slaves
1. i would be doing that right now
2. i would be arrested
3. i would be stealing away peanuts from the peanut planters too feed my slaves
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evanescense
Hired Hero
Smart, Cute and funny.
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posted December 23, 2007 02:20 PM |
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lol my brother has all of these (jk some at least...)
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MMMMMM
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted December 23, 2007 02:38 PM |
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Hard not to have a few  You can't be serious all the time.
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InfernoX880
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted December 24, 2007 03:19 AM |
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Here's a few not so good ones
-You've considered monoliths as a way to save on refeuling the car
-You wear your special shoes and hope you can walk on water
-You jumped off a cliff with a pair of wings strapped on to you (Angel's Wings of course...)
-You no longer differentiate between male and female
-You believe that the local police officer is guarding a Gem Mine
-You threaten to fly away on your dragon each time your parents give you a lecture
-You look for a number by each person to see how many of them there are
-You swear because your teacher has high Knowledgeand he/she has Triple Flaming Ballista
-You make funny noises and strange gestures with your hands imitating explosions when on the bus
-You talk without moving your mouth (come on, let's be honest that is what pissed us off in V 1.0)
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted December 24, 2007 03:29 AM |
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And in the Dark Messiah Map.
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted December 24, 2007 03:31 AM |
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another one:
you tried to upgrade your dog into a hellhound
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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Oscarius
Famous Hero
*sleepy*
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posted December 24, 2007 12:29 PM |
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Quote:
another one:
you tried to upgrade your dog into a hellhound
Already said
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Need moar avatars!
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Wulfstan8182
Famous Hero
, eh?
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posted December 24, 2007 08:13 PM |
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lol i just thought of these 2 right now:
when you go into a church you ask a priest why he doesn't have a mace.
some people start thinking they are evil so they go and eat a lot so they become fat.(Hint for dummies: think of a Demon Lord)
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Azagal
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Smooth Snake
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posted January 05, 2008 10:11 AM |
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Look what I just found... Seems as if GG allready had this idea (eventhough it's for H3 if I see that correctly).
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"All I can see is what's in front of me. And all I can do is keep moving forward" - The Heir Wielder of Names, Seeker of Thrones, King of Swords, Breaker of Infinities, Wheel Smashing Lord
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted March 07, 2008 08:43 PM |
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you sacrifice you brother to get xp?
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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DarkShadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted March 07, 2008 08:50 PM |
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you try to drink from well to restore your mana.
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted March 07, 2008 08:52 PM |
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When nothing else matters...
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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Aculias
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Pretty Boy Angel Sacraficer
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posted March 07, 2008 09:25 PM |
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When you dont even know when the sun is out or not, in your dark cavern you call a room.
Pretty bad when you dont know the time of day when your hooked.
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Dreaming of a Better World
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Warmonger
Promising
Legendary Hero
fallen artist
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posted March 07, 2008 10:13 PM |
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When you fight guards in the underground station?
When you have higher initiative than your mirror reflection?
When you set Dungeon screenschot as a wallpaper?
When you won't accept people that do not live in your hometown?
When you wear only one piece of clothing on every bodypart?
If you see every place you have been?
When you have no fear beacuse of you fire or electricity resistance?
When you beat the computer while it's off?
If you demand at least 4000 every day?
When you cannot see the difference between game time and actual date?
If you don't meet new friends because of not enought mana.
If you learn just to give a better artifact to your girlfriend.
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted March 07, 2008 11:17 PM |
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-when you stay away from black horses because you fear you will get burnt.
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mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted March 08, 2008 01:47 AM |
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you keep reviving this thread.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted March 08, 2008 08:40 PM |
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Edited by carcity at 20:59, 08 Mar 2008.
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you go to your garden an picking up five sticks and take 500$ and start building a marketplace.
edit: got another one:
when you sit on a horse and think you are 20 times better than you where before
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Undead_Warrior
Known Hero
I hear voices in my head.
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posted March 12, 2008 11:50 AM |
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Quote:
-You look for a number by each person to see how many of them there are
this one is good
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I miss our castle...
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