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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 04, 2011 10:32 PM |
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"Awwww SHIIIIIII... that's my owner coming down the street. He is gonna be so pissed at what I did."
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 05, 2011 03:08 AM |
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 05, 2011 03:13 AM |
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Quote:
I don't even know what that means  Keep in mind I cannot rate jokes I cannot understand or am unlikely to even know what they are about.
yeah, and if I explain it, it's not funny anymore. the picture doesn't inspire me much, and I don't think the same expression exists in english 
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Corribus
Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
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posted August 05, 2011 05:20 AM |
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Edited by Corribus at 05:20, 05 Aug 2011.
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"snow i'm cold."
(meh, loses something with the censor.)
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted August 05, 2011 07:43 AM |
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The Cat of the Baskervilles
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Nocturnal
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted August 05, 2011 10:02 AM |
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Man: "What a nice view this place has. I think dusk is getting closer..."
Cat: "Shut up and look this way! Huskies are coming! Let go of me! Let go!"
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Smithey
Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted August 05, 2011 10:52 AM |
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What really went down on that picture is :
Innocent bystander (squeaky voice) : "sir ! What a hell are you doing ?"
Firefighter (cocky voice) : "Yes, well you see it is not an easy task being a super hero all the time but no need to thank me, its just another day at the office, another saved kitten, those little guys really shouldn't climb the trees that much"
Innocent bystander : "But sir, the building is burning down behind your back"
Firefighter : "Hah, don't be silly young man, saving cats from trees is what we do... burning buildings, LOL that's ridiculous"
The cat (also known to some of you as Meroe, yup its a freaking cat in my avi) : "Please somebody tell this perv to put me down, I was sunbathing after burning this house down and he snatched me from my tree, started putting his dirty hands all over my privates, PERV POLICE, PERV POLICE aaaaaaaargh.. put me down as*hole, put me down Miaaaaaaaooooo"
The invisible Squirrel still on the tree looking down (also known to you as blizz) : "Goddamnit !!!! I was so close to creeping up on that kitty.... hate people.... ohh I'm feeling all... Nighty suddenly"
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 05, 2011 02:16 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 14:17, 05 Aug 2011.
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Blofeld survived once again.
once again he went through esthetic surgery.
once again he tries to take over the world.
pussy is getting sick of all that snow.
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Carcity
Supreme Hero
Blind Sage
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posted August 05, 2011 02:34 PM |
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"Who the hell put this cat in my bed?"
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Why can't you save anybody?
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted August 06, 2011 09:17 PM |
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"Thank god you saved me mister, What the hell happened in there??"
"Someone... Someone left the Freezer open!"
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 07, 2011 07:42 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 19:44, 07 Aug 2011.
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... I think I prefer the flames, going back in!
Time's up! Let's see what you got.
Omega
Man: "Through a joint effort, we were finally able to apprehend the infamous villain known as Snow Cat."
Snow Cat: "Curse you human! I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
- Ah nostalgia 2pts
Meroe
"This heroic cat saved everyone", exclaimed Fire Chief MacDonald. "Now we've just got to get him to a vet pronto to remove the offending lighter".
- That.. doesn't make too much sense. 1pts.
foxxer
Cat: Don't look at me, coward! You ran and left me to the flames. Thank god now I'm safe.
- kekeke  3pts.
Lex
"Look honey, I bought you a new ceiling mop..."
- WHAT!! 3pts.
Ad
"LET THE **** GO OFF ME! Mr. Yarn is still in there!!"
- NOOOO! 3pts.
Trogdor
"It's not what it looks like. I'm just giving the cat the Heimlich."
- Uh huh. 1pts.
Lizzie
"Yes, yeti is a cat. Isn't it cute?"
- Too cute. 0pts.
Gnomes
"OH DEAR LORD! Won't someone help me?!?! Someone call the EPA!!!"
- You got the urgency right 2pts.
BETA
Man: "I saved this kitten from a burning building. I'm like...Captain America!"
Cat: "OHH MY GOD! BIRDS!"
- That's.. random. 1pts.
Fauch
Blofeld survived once again.
once again he went through esthetic surgery.
once again he tries to take over the world.
pussy is getting sick of all that snow.
- More background explanatory than actually funny - by the time you get to it we are already cold. 1pts.
Dave Jame
Oh good pleas bless this pelt I am going to create.
- The typos detract from it but anyway 2pts.
Bliz
"Awwww SHIIIIIII... that's my owner coming down the street. He is gonna be so pissed at what I did."
-  2pts.
mvass
"We're in deep snow."
- Yes very much so. 2pts.
Corribus
"snow i'm cold."
- Heheh 2pts.
Vokial
The Cat of the Baskervilles
- Ok but.. what does that have to do with anything  0pts.
Nocturnal
Man: "What a nice view this place has. I think dusk is getting closer..."
Cat: "Shut up and look this way! Huskies are coming! Let go of me! Let go!"
- Somehow it doesn't quite capture the picture or add to the suspension of disbelief. 1pts.
smithey
Innocent bystander (squeaky voice) : "sir ! What a hell are you doing ?"
Firefighter (cocky voice) : "Yes, well you see it is not an easy task being a super hero all the time but no need to thank me, its just another day at the office, another saved kitten, those little guys really shouldn't climb the trees that much"
Innocent bystander : "But sir, the building is burning down behind your back"
Firefighter : "Hah, don't be silly young man, saving cats from trees is what we do... burning buildings, LOL that's ridiculous"
The cat (also known to some of you as Meroe, yup its a freaking cat in my avi) : "Please somebody tell this perv to put me down, I was sunbathing after burning this house down and he snatched me from my tree, started putting his dirty hands all over my privates, PERV POLICE, PERV POLICE aaaaaaaargh.. put me down as*hole, put me down Miaaaaaaaooooo"
The invisible Squirrel still on the tree looking down (also known to you as blizz) : "Goddamnit !!!! I was so close to creeping up on that kitty.... hate people.... ohh I'm feeling all... Nighty suddenly"
- Being so wordy was risky but it turned out fine, 3pts.
carcity
"Who the hell put this cat in my bed?"
- Hmm. Doesn't quite grab your attention or match the pic. 1pts.
Jaba
"Thank god you saved me mister, What the hell happened in there??"
"Someone... Someone left the Freezer open!"
-  Kinda cliche but 2pts.
ROUND 2!
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Map also hosted on Moddb
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Warmonger
Promising
Legendary Hero
fallen artist
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posted August 07, 2011 07:57 PM |
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Quote:
Paranoid schizophrenia mostly occurs in people in their late 20's to 30's. Before onset of disease, people function normally in community.
The clinical picture is dominated by relatively stable, often paranoid delusions, usually accompanied by hallucinations, particularly of the auditory variety, and perceptual disturbances.
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The future of Heroes 3 is here!
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted August 07, 2011 08:11 PM |
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Navi: "Come on Link, we have to go meet the great Deku Wall!"
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 07, 2011 08:34 PM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 20:49, 07 Aug 2011.
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Cape Horn - saying it five times in a row will leave you s***ting bricks for eternity.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Smithey
Promising
Supreme Hero
Yes im red, choke on it !!!
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posted August 07, 2011 09:09 PM |
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House (manly voice) : "Hate when those ass*oles fake their architect diplomas, Cant believe I was left with a dislocated jaw... even the strip club across the street wont look at me when I'm looking like a retard" 
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted August 07, 2011 09:19 PM |
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It is Halloween, and the family ran out of candy. A wild pack of children with eggs has come to repay the family for their short-sightedness.
House: "... snow."
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 07, 2011 10:02 PM |
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uh oh, I think something entered my mouth 
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blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 07, 2011 11:04 PM |
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Troll Wall: "Ey ye ye ye ye ye-ye-ye! Oh Ho ho ho ho ho!"
Bystander: "... is somebody there?"
*silence*
Troll Wall: "Ey ye ye ye ye ye ye ye, ye-ye-ye! Oh ho ho ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho!"
Bystander: "!!!"
Troll Wall: "AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Lo-lol-lol-lol"
Bystander: *flees in terror*
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Adrius
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Stand and fight!
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posted August 07, 2011 11:26 PM |
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Assassin 56's log 7th of August
Active field testing of stealth-field equipment started.
Preliminary results show promise, though the energy-levels remain unstable; rendering the stealth-field somewhat unreliable as small features of my body become recognizable for short moments, though the features are distorted.
A man with a camera startled me and took a picture while I was blending in with a building. Will proceed to eliminate him to avoid being compromised.
Assassin 56 out.
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 08, 2011 12:14 AM |
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