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foxxxer
Promising
Famous Hero
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posted August 08, 2011 10:27 AM |
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The conservative facade: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH! OMG! *deformation of its face in a fit of anger* So this is the new college girls' uniform. The skirts are so short, necklines are so low and no ties. It can't be!? It can't be!? The college board is crazy. The principal should be lynched.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 08, 2011 10:33 AM |
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The church looks like it wasted its money of the exterior and spent nothing on the pews.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Nocturnal
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted August 08, 2011 12:15 PM |
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"UGH! Here comes the father! He will open my mouth to everyone who wants to enter. Oh, my pride! No, I won't let him today!"
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted August 08, 2011 09:12 PM |
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"Oh noes, someone is breaking in from the back door!"
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 08, 2011 09:23 PM |
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^Damnit. Really? How are we supposed to compete with that? You suck, Jab!
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ARGH! THE LIGHT! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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Corribus
Hero of Order
The Abyss Staring Back at You
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posted August 10, 2011 05:24 AM |
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I'm drawing a blank right now, but I rather liked mvass's entry.
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I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. -Mitch Hedberg
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 12, 2011 08:58 PM |
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The caterpillar has spotted us, RUN!
End of round 2!
Warmonger:
Paranoid schizophrenia mostly occurs in people in their late 20's to 30's. Before onset of disease, people function normally in community.
The clinical picture is dominated by relatively stable, often paranoid delusions, usually accompanied by hallucinations, particularly of the auditory variety, and perceptual disturbances.
I can see that 3pts.
BETA:
Navi: "Come on Link, we have to go meet the great Deku Wall!"
Gaming nerds 1pts.
Lex:
Cape Horn - saying it five times in a row will leave you s***ting bricks for eternity.
Somehow it matches the pic perfectly! 4pts!
smithey:
House (manly voice) : "Hate when those ass*oles fake their architect diplomas, Cant believe I was left with a dislocated jaw... even the strip club across the street wont look at me when I'm looking like a retard"
lol 3pts.
gnomes:
It is Halloween, and the family ran out of candy. A wild pack of children with eggs has come to repay the family for their short-sightedness.
House: "... snow."
They were asking for a trick. 1pts.
Fauch: uh oh, I think something entered my mouth
Scary. 2pts.
Bliz:
Troll Wall: "Ey ye ye ye ye ye-ye-ye! Oh Ho ho ho ho ho!"
Bystander: "... is somebody there?"
*silence*
Troll Wall: "Ey ye ye ye ye ye ye ye, ye-ye-ye! Oh ho ho ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho!"
Bystander: "!!!"
Troll Wall: "AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Lo-lol-lol-lol"
Bystander: *flees in terror*
Classic. 3pts.
Adrius:
Assassin 56's log 7th of August
Active field testing of stealth-field equipment started.
Preliminary results show promise, though the energy-levels remain unstable; rendering the stealth-field somewhat unreliable as small features of my body become recognizable for short moments, though the features are distorted.
A man with a camera startled me and took a picture while I was blending in with a building. Will proceed to eliminate him to avoid being compromised.
Assassin 56 out.
Will it blend?! Bit longish. 2pts.
mvass:
The only wall in London that hasn't been defaced.
Matter of time. 4pts.
foxxer:
The conservative facade: AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH! OMG! *deformation of its face in a fit of anger* So this is the new college girls' uniform. The skirts are so short, necklines are so low and no ties. It can't be!? It can't be!? The college board is crazy. The principal should be lynched.
A bit random. 1pts.
trogdor:
The church looks like it wasted its money of the exterior and spent nothing on the pews.
They wanted to give the feeling that someone is watching over you. 1pts.
nocturnal:
"UGH! Here comes the father! He will open my mouth to everyone who wants to enter. Oh, my pride! No, I won't let him today!"
That came out a little weird.. 0pts.
Jaba:
"Oh noes, someone is breaking in from the back door!"
Win! 5pts!
Omega:
ARGH! THE LIGHT! IT BURNS! IT BURNS!!!
Quick turn off the lights you idiots! 2pts.
ROUND 3!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted August 12, 2011 09:14 PM |
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Spamers waiting for ban pan.
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 12, 2011 09:22 PM |
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Eggs in my kitchen during breakfast time. I make them watch the deaths of their kin *evil laughter*
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted August 12, 2011 09:26 PM |
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Egg closest to the pan: "In all fairness, Frank was kind of a jerk."
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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gnomes2169
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Duke of the Glade
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posted August 12, 2011 10:00 PM |
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Eggs and roller coasters do not mix well. Tim stood up at the wrong time...
((D*** you Omega! You took what I was going to say!))
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Yeah in the 18th century, two inventions suggested a method of measurement. One won and the other stayed in America.
-Ghost destroying Fred
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bixie
Promising
Legendary Hero
my common sense is tingling!
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posted August 12, 2011 10:27 PM |
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Making an omelet of fear. Eggcellent.
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Love, Laugh, Learn, Live.
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Fauch
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 12, 2011 11:04 PM |
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Edited by Fauch at 23:05, 12 Aug 2011.
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I am the Eggsecutioner
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 12, 2011 11:19 PM |
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Egg furthest from the pan: "This isn't helping my constipation!"
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Eccentric Opinion
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted August 12, 2011 11:23 PM |
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The next season of Hell's Kitchen presents its latest twist: Chef Ramsey will fry the contestants untill they crack and wet their pants.
Literally.
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted August 13, 2011 02:52 AM |
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Edited by B-E-T-A at 03:48, 13 Aug 2011.
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I knew the eggs I ate yesterday were no good.
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There is no good or evil, only madness. The question is "Just how mad are you?"
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted August 13, 2011 02:56 AM |
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Frank has calmed down a somewhat, since we gave him some paint and brushes to express himself.
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 13, 2011 04:06 PM |
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And the man said to the eggs, "Off with your heads!".
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Jabanoss
Promising
Legendary Hero
Property of Nightterror™
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posted August 15, 2011 07:40 PM |
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Edited by Jabanoss at 19:41, 15 Aug 2011.
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The Egg genocide is in full progress. Where are the United Nations?!?
(Cmon we need more contributions people!! )
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"You turn me on Jaba"
- Meroe
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evinin
Supreme Hero
Servant of Asha
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posted August 15, 2011 08:01 PM |
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I wonder what the parents of these eggs are like...
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