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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 14, 2016 11:37 PM |
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Not anymore. Now that I'm just an hour away from being a full-fleged adult, I see that I am a person who can't give his love to anyone. Not even to the closest family members. I was hurt in my life, and now- Let's not post off-topic stuff here.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted May 14, 2016 11:41 PM |
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*fap fap fap*
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Friend-shaped
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted May 14, 2016 11:41 PM |
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Kudos to nooby's and Mvass' entries ^^'
@Nooby: Maybe your problem is that you're trying to sow your oats too hard, when instead you should be letting others give their love to you .
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 14, 2016 11:50 PM |
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@ noobx: i forgot this was the tavern(thought it was the vw, lol). i'll move the convo.
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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted May 15, 2016 01:49 AM |
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Those tights are just the wrong shade of brown...
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 15, 2016 03:35 AM |
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Nice wood.
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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted May 15, 2016 03:32 PM |
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I lost?
- That's what you get playing head in your a$$
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted May 16, 2016 03:37 PM |
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Decisive moments: when you realize your hot date has.. the mysterious buldge
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What are you up to
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 16, 2016 08:08 PM |
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Sorry, we haven't taken her to the exorcist lately.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 16, 2016 09:53 PM |
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A rare sight of a soviet gymnast playing a game of pool.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted May 16, 2016 10:05 PM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 22:06, 16 May 2016.
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They said I could become anything, so I became a porn star ruthless billiard player.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted May 16, 2016 10:49 PM |
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Edited by Minion at 22:50, 16 May 2016.
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Just read my lips - I said no to Bush!
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"These friends probably started using condoms after having produced the most optimum amount of offsprings. Kudos to them for showing at least some restraint" - Tsar-ivor
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted May 17, 2016 07:40 AM |
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A dive like that, well I'll have to give her form a 5 out of 10, but the fact that she made no splash on impact, that receives a full 10 out of 10.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 18, 2016 03:43 PM |
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It may look comfortable for her but I'm pretty sure she's stuck that way because of super glue.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 21, 2016 08:52 AM |
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Edited by Geny at 09:00, 21 May 2016.
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- Are you sure this is gymnast Olympics trials?
- Of course, baby. Just keep hitting those balls.
frosty
" Potential, great potential! "
Pity it's unrealized in your case. - 1pt.
kiryu
" This specific thing is someones fetish. "
Rule 34 is never wrong. - 1pt.
Tsar
'People that try to think outside of the box, often end up screwing themselves over.'
At least they don't need anyone else. - 2pt.
Maurice
"I am starting to doubt what they told me about how to play this game..."
No, no, you're doing great, I promise. - 2pt.
fred
" flexible AND thick? i've got a stick for her to play with. "
Unfortunately, it's not long enough. - 1pt.
NoobX
" Wouldn't mind getting my balls in her hole. "
That's... not how this works... - 2pt.
fuChris
“When one has reached maturity in the art, one will have a formless form. It is like ice dissolving in water. When one has no form, one can be all forms; when one has no style, he can fit in with any style.”
Become one with the balls. - 1pt.
mvass
"Want to play pool?"
"We're already playing pool..."
"No, I mean gene pool."
The game where everybody wins! - 3pt.
Sleeping_Sun
" As a top player, I might have gone over the top in staying on top of things. "
With a cherry on top. - 2pt.
Stevie
" Having a crack at it, pool with nothing but cue balls. "
They're everywhere! - 1pt.
Poly
*fap fap fap*
Turn it down in there! - 0pt.
Gryphs
" Those tights are just the wrong shade of brown... "
Would you prefer them to be red? - 1pt.
Galaad
" Nice wood. "
That's why she's lying on it. - 2pt.
Homer
I lost?
- That's what you get playing head in your a$$
But I need something to rest my butt on... - 2pt.
Celfious
" Decisive moments: when you realize your hot date has.. the mysterious buldge "
At least she knows how to play - 1pt.
Elvin
" Sorry, we haven't taken her to the exorcist lately. "
Every demon specializes in twisting different parts of a human's body - 2pt.
Kip
" A rare sight of a soviet gymnast playing a game of pool. "
The polit-buro are in the audience. - 2pt.
EnergyZ
" They said I could become anything, so I became a porn star ruthless billiard player. "
You have very specific dreams - 1pt.
Minion
" Just read my lips - I said no to Bush! "
Thanks, Obama! - 3pt.
Alkar
" A dive like that, well I'll have to give her form a 5 out of 10, but the fact that she made no splash on impact, that receives a full 10 out of 10. "
Pity that her spine broke on collision - 2pt.
Trogdor
" It may look comfortable for her but I'm pretty sure she's stuck that way because of super glue. "
Those teenager pranks are getting pretty mean - 1pt.
And the number of competitors keeps rising!
And now, by popular demand (of fred) and alci's courtesy, get ready for round 5:
GO!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted May 21, 2016 10:05 AM |
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Damn it........ last time I check the forum while eating.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 21, 2016 11:02 AM |
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- I 'ate babies.
- I sincerely hope the 'h' is silent.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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kiryu133
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Highly illogical
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posted May 21, 2016 11:18 AM |
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 21, 2016 12:59 PM |
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted May 21, 2016 01:10 PM |
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