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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 21, 2016 01:16 PM |
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What happens when a baker starts baking while being compeletely baked himself.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted May 21, 2016 01:59 PM |
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That cake gave me a dieababys.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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frostymuaddib
Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
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posted May 21, 2016 02:27 PM |
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Birth of a legend.
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"Occam's shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas." -- Dr. Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)
"lol" -- VERRIKER VON ERWINSSEN
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 21, 2016 02:46 PM |
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The dessert equivalent of the California cheeseburger.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted May 21, 2016 02:49 PM |
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The cherry on the cake is extra sweet this year.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 21, 2016 03:47 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 17:18, 21 May 2016.
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"This entry into the dessert contest is a-head of its competitors."
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 21, 2016 04:36 PM |
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i'm adding cor's, because i think it'll get high points:
Corribus said: That's quite the crowning achievement.
mine is:
"usually, with baby's first birthday, the baby eats the cake; not the other way around."
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Sleeping_Sun
Promising
Famous Hero
Townscreen Architect
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posted May 21, 2016 04:55 PM |
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Dr. Sweet's latest headline: Don't lose your head. Despite all circumstances, always stay cool and sweet!
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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted May 21, 2016 06:15 PM |
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Can we do it tonight? All the children's are sleeping already.
- Yeah. Let's do it, I don't think anything will disturbed this time.
... - Aggrh! What the!
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted May 21, 2016 09:07 PM |
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Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl.
But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction.... CHEMICAL X.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 21, 2016 10:01 PM |
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I'm not an alien, I swear!
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 21, 2016 10:43 PM |
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"This isn't quite what I meant when I asked for a birthday cake."
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Eccentric Opinion
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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted May 21, 2016 10:51 PM |
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Oh dear, why did someone bake that?
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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Sleeping_Sun
Promising
Famous Hero
Townscreen Architect
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posted May 21, 2016 11:00 PM |
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fuChris said: Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl.
But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction.... CHEMICAL X.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted May 22, 2016 01:20 AM |
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Great. Now we're going to have 'The Terminator: Pastry Edition' with little cream puffs and baklava trying to take over the world in the future.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted May 27, 2016 10:31 AM |
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Edited by Geny at 10:34, 27 May 2016.
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"Did you turn vegetarian, but want to keep yu tribal tradition of eating babies? HAVE WE GOT A PRODUCT FOR YOU!"
Raenus
" Damn it........ last time I check the forum while eating. "
You're welcome. - 0pt.
Elvin
- I 'ate babies.
- I sincerely hope the 'h' is silent.
Ummmm... sure it is... - 2pt.
Kiryu
" So that's how babby form "
Made with love. - 1pt.
Stevie
"Ok, I'm out."
Great! Now get in my plate. - 1pt.
EnergyZ
" Someone call Ghostbusters, please. "
Is that because they're women now? - 1pt.
Kip
" What happens when a baker starts baking while being compeletely baked himself. "
Isn;t it how Baklava was made? - 3pt.
NoobX
" That cake gave me a dieababys. "
How many? - 1pt.
frosty
" Birth of a legend. "
An internet legend! - 1pt.
Trogdor
" The dessert equivalent of the California cheeseburger."
A full meal - 2pt.
Tsar
" The cherry on the cake is extra sweet this year. "
Everyone is standing in a line to lick it - 2pt.
Maurice
"This entry into the dessert contest is a-head of its competitors."
It came out in front. - 1pt.
Corribus
"That's quite the crowning achievement."
Bonus points for being dragged into the contest against your will - 5pt.
fred
"usually, with baby's first birthday, the baby eats the cake; not the other way around."
You feed cake to babies? You monster. - 2pt.
Sleeping_Sun
" Dr. Sweet's latest headline: Don't lose your head. Despite all circumstances, always stay cool and sweet! "
And young! - 1pt.
Homer
Can we do it tonight? All the children's are sleeping already.
- Yeah. Let's do it, I don't think anything will disturbed this time.
... - Aggrh! What the!
Hey! I was sleeping there! - 2pt.
fuChris
Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl.
But Professor Utonium accidentally added an EXTRA INGREDIENT to the concoction.... CHEMICAL X.
They never do show them as babies, do they? - 3pt.
Galaad
" I'm not an alien, I swear! "
Don't swear at such a young age! - 1pt.
mvass
"This isn't quite what I meant when I asked for a birthday cake."
That's fine, I also made you this birthday suit. - 3pt.
Gryphs
" Oh dear, why did someone bake that? "
So you could ask that. - 0pt.
Alkar
" Great. Now we're going to have 'The Terminator: Pastry Edition' with little cream puffs and baklava trying to take over the world in the future. "
Naahh, baklava assured us he's mostly harmless. - 2pt.
Well done. Special thanks to alc for posting the pic and fred for pointing me to it.
Round 6:
JUMP!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 27, 2016 10:40 AM |
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"I guess now is the time to take that crash course in learning to fly a plane..."
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted May 27, 2016 10:55 AM |
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 27, 2016 12:55 PM |
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One of the proposed anti-hijacking techniques.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted May 27, 2016 01:14 PM |
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I was your pilot but robots took my job.
Thanks Obama!
Vote Trump 2016!!!
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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