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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 25, 2017 07:51 PM |
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This is how you sink a car without the car getting sunk.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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angelito
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
proud father of a princess
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posted September 25, 2017 07:59 PM |
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"Scottie...warp 9!"
"OK Captain...but this will take a while!"
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Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted September 25, 2017 08:13 PM |
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He packed extensively for the road trip - he took everything and the kitchen sink.
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Friend-shaped
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted September 25, 2017 08:22 PM |
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Trogdor said: Never trust a plumber to do a mechanic's job.
Lol. That sounds so much like an actual proverb.
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted September 25, 2017 09:10 PM |
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Da! Airco, Russian style! Who needs sophisticated American crap?
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted September 25, 2017 09:37 PM |
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"For vodka, turn blue. For more vodka, turn red."
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted September 26, 2017 12:31 AM |
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Next upgrade, a keg.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted September 29, 2017 07:26 PM |
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Ratings will be posted Tommorow.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted September 29, 2017 07:35 PM |
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Super Russian Police Driver.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted September 30, 2017 09:17 AM |
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RATED!
fuChris
"Hello! Is your fridge running?"
"No but my kitchen sink is driving."
When prank calls backfire! 4pts.
Trogdor
Never trust a plumber to do a mechanic's job.
Some wisdom from down under. 2 pts
EnergyZ
Can't tell if that a new car climate system
or an old one.
It's an old new one. You know, hipster crap. 2 pts
NoobX
This is how you sink a car without the car getting sunk.
Redneck ingenuity. 2.5 pts
Angelito
"Scottie...warp 9!"
"OK Captain...but this will take a while!"
Too many goddamn knobs and dials captain! 2.5 pts
The_Polyglot
He packed extensively for the road trip - he took everything and the kitchen sink.
And guess what - He's never coming back. 2.5pts
Maurice
Da! Airco, Russian style! Who needs sophisticated American crap?
Superb Comrade! For your invention, here's 25 years of GuLAG! 4 pts
Bboy
"For vodka, turn blue. For more vodka, turn red."
The red knob is for red caviar actually. 3pts
AlkarRahn
Next upgrade, a keg.
will be in premium version, for an extra 10 years of waiting. 2 pts
Galaad
Super Russian Police Driver.
The police cruiser has manual signal light action! 3pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 4
Maurice - 4
Blizzardboy - 3
Galaad - 3
NoobX - 2.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 2.5
Trogdor - 2
EnergyZ - 2
AlkarRahn - 2
Round 2
Will be rated on October 5th
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted September 30, 2017 10:23 AM |
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War I tell you is Barking Mad!
On the other paw, bones lying everywhere just waiting to be buried!
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted September 30, 2017 10:40 AM |
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An excerpt from an alternate dimension book "History of Dogkind":
'A Woofmacth engineer overseeing the defense preparations against the advancing Soviet army (1944 colorized)'
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted September 30, 2017 11:07 AM |
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Commander: Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!
Dog: (Oh boy, there he goes again..) Reporting for guard duty sir!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted September 30, 2017 11:25 AM |
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The voice calling me into Barkness,
Gimme that meal after which I'll leave
The call of the ancient blood calls me to fight
The call of the canine blood.
Hail the Uberdog!
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted September 30, 2017 01:48 PM |
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"At least there will be plenty of bones to gnaw on once this is over..."
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted September 30, 2017 02:12 PM |
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"You know, the humans got it wrong making those 'Planet of the Apes' things. This planet's going to the dogs!"
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted September 30, 2017 03:59 PM |
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"The despair of war sets the man inside the beast free!"
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted September 30, 2017 05:53 PM |
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A rare historical photograph of the last example of the lesser-known dog breed known as the German Battlehound, nowadays extinct.
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted October 01, 2017 04:46 PM |
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'All set, barktain! We will get the Postman this time! AND ASCEND TO GOOD-BOY-HOOD ONCE AND FOR ALL!'
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Friend-shaped
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AlexSpl
Responsible
Supreme Hero
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posted October 01, 2017 06:28 PM |
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Good boy! Now it's time to do what you are paid for.
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