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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted October 10, 2017 01:55 PM |
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We now commit Tankerton and um... What was the driver's name? You don't, never mind. We now commit Tankerton and Idunt Knollson to the grave. Now, may I have the bearers step forward?
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted October 10, 2017 02:35 PM |
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Shotgun weddings are overrated. Tank weddings, complete with celebrant, are all the rage.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted October 10, 2017 03:33 PM |
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"What do you mean, forced religion? If you freely choose my faith, my son, you have nothing to fear of this tank!"
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted October 10, 2017 03:51 PM |
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The priest has blessed the tank. Now it does +10 holy damage.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted October 10, 2017 05:27 PM |
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I'll get this tank repaired before you even reach central command, watch me.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted October 10, 2017 05:47 PM |
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Edited by artu at 17:48, 10 Oct 2017.
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"I think the Sgt. took it way too literally when captain told him that we might have been riding in a coffin as well instead of this model in the Russian winter."
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted October 12, 2017 11:38 AM |
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As Matthew 22:39 told me: "The second is like it, "You shall love thy neighbor as yourself." But as I see this war, I have to add to this: "Unless he's Communist, in which case, we must kill the heretic!"
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No one knows my true nature here...
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 12, 2017 02:53 PM |
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"Are you sure this is my tank? The commander promised me one for my upcoming crusade. Driver? Driver???"
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted October 12, 2017 03:20 PM |
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Pictured: The world's first consecrated tank. Reports of its sentience may or may not be exaggerated, but it has proven to be particularly effective against all kinds of bloodsuckers. Including the clergy, ironically enough.
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Friend-shaped
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted October 12, 2017 07:50 PM |
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In a cunning new strategy from the Holy See, Water Cannon Tank can now baptize mass numbers of kebab soldiers at distances of over 100 meters.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted October 15, 2017 11:14 AM |
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Edited by Kipshasz at 16:07, 15 Oct 2017.
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Round 4 Rated!
Galaad
"Why should one always make people happy? It might be a good idea to tank them once in a while."
It sure is. 3 pts
fuChris
"Look, I'm not saying praying to Jesus is bad or anything but all those Muslims are praying to Allah and none of them have to deal with all this snow bullsh*t."
Envy is a sin my son. 3pts
NoobX
Hop on the DEUS VULT truck, my son.
If you're going to remove kebab, why not do it with some style? 3pts
AlkaRahn
We now commit Tankerton and um... What was the driver's name? You don't, never mind. We now commit Tankerton and Idunt Knollson to the grave. Now, may I have the bearers step forward?
That's why you only take a shot for courage, not the whole bottle. 2.5pts
Trogdor
Shotgun weddings are overrated. Tank weddings, complete with celebrant, are all the rage.
A Bridezilla's wet dream 3.5pts
Maurice
"What do you mean, forced religion? If you freely choose my faith, my son, you have nothing to fear of this tank!"
And don't forget to donate generously for the church's repair! 4pts
EnergyZ
The priest has blessed the tank. Now it does +10 holy damage.
If it was an orthodox priest it would've been +15. 3pts
Neraus
I'll get this tank repaired before you even reach central command, watch me.
Nothing related to the power of the lord and a new crusade to retake Jerusalem and rid the world of moors? weak sauce dude. 2pts
Artu
"I think the Sgt. took it way too literally when captain told him that we might have been riding in a coffin as well instead of this model in the Russian winter."
Make sure the politruki don't catch you doing that. If they do, make sure you have your pistol ready comrade. 4.5pts
Damacon_Ace
As Matthew 22:39 told me: "The second is like it, "You shall love thy neighbor as yourself." But as I see this war, I have to add to this: "Unless he's Communist, in which case, we must kill the heretic!"
Better dead than red. 3.5pts
Elvin
"Are you sure this is my tank? The commander promised me one for my upcoming crusade. Driver? Driver???"
The driver forgot to go to the confesson this one time, now he's avoiding the chaplain at all costs. 3.5pts
The_Polyglot
Pictured: The world's first consecrated tank. Reports of its sentience may or may not be exaggerated, but it has proven to be particularly effective against all kinds of bloodsuckers. Including the clergy, ironically enough.
Nobody expects the panzer inquisition! 3.5pts
BlizzardBoy
In a cunning new strategy from the Holy See, Water Cannon Tank can now baptize mass numbers of kebab soldiers at distances of over 100 meters.
Keep pumping that Holy Water. Deus Vult! 3.5pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 13.5
Maurice - 15
Blizzardboy - 6.5
Galaad - 9
NoobX - 15.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 15
Trogdor - 9
EnergyZ - 10
AlkarRahn - 12
Elvin - 10.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 11
Artu - 4.5
Round 5
(New Theme too)
Will be rated on October 20th.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted October 15, 2017 12:04 PM |
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"Kameradski! Sit up front, not in the seat, so you can catch everything that I can't miss in my drunken stupor! We'll share the spoils in the end, da?"
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted October 15, 2017 02:50 PM |
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A couple of enterprising young slavs have discovered the most punk rock way to ride.
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted October 15, 2017 03:24 PM |
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They rode happily in the sunset until they realized they forgot the most important thing: vodka.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted October 15, 2017 04:34 PM |
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The new 'Barbecue in the Park' delivery company, keeping speed and service well in mind. Remember, tip wisely.
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted October 15, 2017 06:04 PM |
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First it was drinking & driving. Then it was texting & driving. But the road hazard of the future is barbecuing and driving.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted October 15, 2017 07:26 PM |
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Edited by fuChris at 19:27, 15 Oct 2017.
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Hey! Wanna impress some hot chicks and make some sweet videos for YouTube about insane motorcycle stunts but don't wanna wear a helmet-cam because helmets are for p*ssies?!
Well search no more my friend! Let me introduce you to mother Russia's latest invention, the "Dashboard Camrade" or dash-cam for short. Not only can your "Dashboard Camrade" film videos of your sweet stunts but he can also make some some heavenly kebab while doing so! The kebab is heavenly because it is the last thing he makes before going to heaven.
*Kebab included. Camera sold separately.*
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted October 15, 2017 11:46 PM |
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Do you have problem with kebab ruining your perfectly planned squatting sessions? Do you feel like Amerikanski is trying to introduce to you democracy? Look no more for help. Blyatman and Shashlik-boy to rescue!
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted October 16, 2017 04:45 AM |
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Two of Vladimir Putin's new "Shish Kebab" guard proudly show their merchandise while jettisoning around the Ural Forests. It's basically Putin's way of saying "**** you" to the Armenians and the Turks.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted October 20, 2017 09:23 AM |
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Round 5 Rated!
Maurice
"Kameradski! Sit up front, not in the seat, so you can catch everything that I can't miss in my drunken stupor! We'll share the spoils in the end, da?"
Moskovskaya. A special vodka - 3.5pts
Trogdor
A couple of enterprising young slavs have discovered the most punk rock way to ride.
Slavs only listen to hardbass. 3pts
EnergyZ
They rode happily in the sunset until they realized they forgot the most important thing: vodka.
At which point they got to turn back and ride to the sunrise. 2.5pts
AlkarRahn
The new 'Barbecue in the Park' delivery company, keeping speed and service well in mind. Remember, tip wisely.
They accept vodka as a tip as well. 3pts
BlizzardBoy
First it was drinking & driving. Then it was texting & driving. But the road hazard of the future is barbecuing and driving.
Beat that americans. 3.5pts
fuChris
Hey! Wanna impress some hot chicks and make some sweet videos for YouTube about insane motorcycle stunts but don't wanna wear a helmet-cam because helmets are for p*ssies?!
Well search no more my friend! Let me introduce you to mother Russia's latest invention, the "Dashboard Camrade" or dash-cam for short. Not only can your "Dashboard Camrade" film videos of your sweet stunts but he can also make some some heavenly kebab while doing so! The kebab is heavenly because it is the last thing he makes before going to heaven.
*Kebab included. Camera sold separately.*
But wait! If you call in the next five minutes we'll throw in an extra bottle of vodka to keep your Dash-Cam going! 5pts
NoobX
Do you have problem with kebab ruining your perfectly planned squatting sessions? Do you feel like Amerikanski is trying to introduce to you democracy? Look no more for help. Blyatman and Shashlik-boy to rescue!
-Holy Vladimir Putin, Blyatman! We've ran out of vodka and semechki!
-To the Blyatmobile Shashlik-boy. Moscow is in danger!
*60's batman theme harbass remix plays in the background* 5pts
Damacon_Ace
Two of Vladimir Putin's new "Shish Kebab" guard proudly show their merchandise while jettisoning around the Ural Forests. It's basically Putin's way of saying "**** you" to the Armenians and the Turks.
The shashlik came to Russia from Georgia, as per order of Comrade Mustache. 4pts.
Scoreboard
fuChris - 18.5
Maurice - 18.5
Blizzardboy - 10
Galaad - 9
NoobX - 20.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 15
Trogdor - 12
EnergyZ - 12.5
AlkarRahn - 15
Elvin - 10.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 15
Artu - 4.5
Round 6
Will be rated on October 25th.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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