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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted October 20, 2017 09:38 AM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 11:12, 21 Oct 2017.
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Fools and horses - Balkan style.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted October 20, 2017 10:44 AM |
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"You see, Yaroslav, my mama always said I was genius! I knew from start there will be lack of benzin in future so I'm one step ahead, not to mention Svetlana and her friends would do anything to ride in mustang! See, is pure genius, runs in my blood like clean vodka, I tell you!"
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted October 20, 2017 01:28 PM |
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"Yuri's answer to driving a car with a vodka overdose in his blood: a car that would automatically find its way home regardless!"
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted October 21, 2017 07:04 AM |
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A vehicular concept for the next 'Grand Theft Auto' game.
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted October 21, 2017 07:43 PM |
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Fake Slavic engineering. The horse lacks Adidas stripes.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted October 23, 2017 03:57 AM |
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"Hey Miroslav, you call that piece of metal a car? This is a ******* car! It's got real horsepower, and it doesn't use polluting fuel!"
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No one knows my true nature here...
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 23, 2017 08:12 AM |
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Check my ride! Newest model with exhaust fumes that do not harm the environment!
Horse: *Prrrt*
See? Perfectly natural!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted October 24, 2017 02:53 PM |
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"My horse is best horse. My car is best bar."
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted October 25, 2017 02:12 PM |
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Round 5 Rated!
EnergyZ
Fools and horses - Balkan style.
I wonder who's the true fool here. 3 pts
NoobX
"You see, Yaroslav, my mama always said I was genius! I knew from start there will be lack of benzin in future so I'm one step ahead, not to mention Svetlana and her friends would do anything to ride in mustang! See, is pure genius, runs in my blood like clean vodka, I tell you!"
The politburo is pleased as well. 4pts
Maurice
"Yuri's answer to driving a car with a vodka overdose in his blood: a car that would automatically find its way home regardless!"
Soviet engineering is trully ahead of it's time. Suck it Elon Musk. 4pts
AlkarRahn
A vehicular concept for the next 'Grand Theft Auto' game.
GTA: Little Russia will be a smashing hit for sure. 3pts
fuChris
Fake Slavic engineering. The horse lacks Adidas stripes.
They've cut the budget for the agricultural experiments ever since Chruschev's corn fetish became public. Regular horse will have to cut it. 3.5pts
Damacon_Ace
Hey Miroslav, you call that piece of metal a car? This is a ******* car! It's got real horsepower, and it doesn't use polluting fuel!"
And more manly than a sissy hybrid as well. Take that hippies. 2.5 pts
Elvin
Check my ride! Newest model with exhaust fumes that do not harm the environment!
Horse: *Prrrt*
See? Perfectly natural!
It'll nail first prize for ecology at the Geneva car show for sure. 4.5pts
Galaad
"My horse is best horse. My car is best bar."
No need to worry about drinking and driving anymore! 3.5pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 22
Maurice - 22.5
Blizzardboy - 10
Galaad - 12.5
NoobX - 24.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 15
Trogdor - 12
EnergyZ - 15.5
AlkarRahn - 18
Elvin - 15
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 17.5
Artu - 4.5
Round 6!
Will be rated on October 30th.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted October 25, 2017 03:24 PM |
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"Are we sure uncle Istvan understands the principle of beer batter?"
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted October 25, 2017 05:16 PM |
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"Yop op op I'm gonna kick your butt, yop op op that will teach you staring at my wife, yop op op now she will cook you tonight".
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted October 25, 2017 05:32 PM |
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With recent seasons becoming repetitive, the next season of Survivor will be set in the most uninhabitable place on earth: the backwoods of Chechnya.
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted October 25, 2017 09:28 PM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 21:29, 25 Oct 2017.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted October 26, 2017 08:24 AM |
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Basically how Siberia was conquered, but minus the bat. It is here just for the artistic value.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted October 26, 2017 09:31 AM |
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Russia's version of Dancing with the Stars. You see the stars when either a Russian bear mauls you with it's paws or a Russian bear(sporting Adidas pants btw) smacks you with a club.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted October 27, 2017 01:56 AM |
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"Welcome to the Trans-Siberian version of It's a Knockout. Our first game, hit the bear on the head three times to win. If you get gassed on by the bear, you're out."
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No one knows my true nature here...
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted October 27, 2017 02:08 AM |
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Training the bears to play baseball has been a bit of a mess. There's no telling when they'll steal a base, relieve themselves on the base, or just plain eat the basemen.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted October 27, 2017 06:33 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 06:33, 27 Oct 2017.
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"I'm off, you guys are unbearable!"
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted October 30, 2017 01:58 PM |
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ROUND 6 RATED!
Maurice
"Are we sure uncle Istvan understands the principle of beer batter?"
Da, he is going to batter the bear, that's the babushka's old recipe! 4pts
Galaad
"Yop op op I'm gonna kick your butt, yop op op that will teach you staring at my wife, yop op op now she will cook you tonight".
Taken from USSR in the 1920s. 3.5pts
Trogdor
With recent seasons becoming repetitive, the next season of Survivor will be set in the most uninhabitable place on earth: the backwoods of Chechnya.
Not even Bear Grylls can survive that one. 3.5pts
EnergyZ
The bear might've been in deeper trouble if the guy took the Slav's weapon of choice for punishments - the leather belt.
What do you think the bear is going to end up as? 3.5pts
NoobX
Basically how Siberia was conquered, but minus the bat. It is here just for the artistic value.
That is known as the Medvedomor in Russian Annals. 3pts
fuChris
Russia's version of Dancing with the Stars. You see the stars when either a Russian bear mauls you with it's paws or a Russian bear(sporting Adidas pants btw) smacks you with a club.
Coming this fall on Gopnik TV! 4pts
Damacon_Ace
"Welcome to the Trans-Siberian version of It's a Knockout. Our first game, hit the bear on the head three times to win. If you get gassed on by the bear, you're out."
be sure to dodge those claws. 2.5pts
AlkarRahn
Training the bears to play baseball has been a bit of a mess. There's no telling when they'll steal a base, relieve themselves on the base, or just plain eat the basemen.
Either way it's going to be an interesing Major League Baseball season. go Cubs! 3.5pts
Elvin
"I'm off, you guys are unbearable!"
puns ahoy! 3.5pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 26
Maurice - 26.5
Blizzardboy - 10
Galaad - 16
NoobX - 27.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 15
Trogdor - 15.5
EnergyZ - 19
AlkarRahn - 21.5
Elvin - 15
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 20
Artu - 4.5
Round 7
Will be rated on November 4th
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted October 30, 2017 02:39 PM |
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Slavic women have the MOST DANGEROUS taste in sex toys.
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