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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted November 05, 2017 09:40 PM |
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Two hipster bears walk out of some mountains you've probably never heard of. One of them says:
"Winter is coming. Ugh! Hibernating sucks. There is nothing to Instagram."
"I know, right? Hibernating is so Mainstream. I heard migrating south is the new retro."
And so they went South. Before it got cool.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted November 05, 2017 11:16 PM |
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They couldn't bear moving on all-fours anymore....
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted November 06, 2017 04:10 AM |
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Bear 1 (with hat): Mrrrrooooo....you sure this is the way to the Valley O'Honey?
Bear 2 (with goggles): Brrrrrrrr...if I didn't know where I was going I wouldn't have asked Boris for this motorcycle...
Bear 1: Wait over there...is that a honey bee...
Bear 2: Honey-bee...over there...it's in Crimea! That's where the Valley O'Honey should be...darn Ukranians...
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No one knows my true nature here...
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted November 06, 2017 05:33 AM |
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On their most recent adventure, Indiana Jones and his woman decided to go on only the bear necessities.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted November 09, 2017 02:02 PM |
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Round 8 rated!
Trogdor
Just when you thought the last live action Yogi Bear movie was an atrocity, just wait until you see this footage from a recently-cancelled sequel.
Wait, you mean to tell me they've actually made a live action Yogi film?  3.5pts
EnergyZ
Paddington Bear 3: Visiting Russia
Featuring Mishka the Olympic bear! 3.5pts
Maurice
"When I told you I wanted some hash browns 'for the motorride, that was not what I meant ..."
420 fo life playa. 3.5pts
AlkarRahn
"Hmmm."
"I told you to ask for directions at that last fuel station."
"I know where I'm going!"
"Really..."
"Yeah, uh, ah-ha! That shrub looks familiar!"
"That's because we passed it over an hour ago."
"Oh. Well, how about we see if we can find a new cave?!"
"..."
"No? Okay. Now where do we go from here?"
Trouble brewing. 2.5pts
NoobX
From the bag: "Nobody expects the Picnic Bears. Neither did I, and here I am, rolling around as their lunch."
Doesn't he know that a fed bear is a dead bear? 4pts
Galaad
"So where are all the goats? Liars, and here I had everything ready for that feast!"
Things just aren't the same after the "syrians" came to Europe... 3.5pts
fuChris
Two hipster bears walk out of some mountains you've probably never heard of. One of them says:
"Winter is coming. Ugh! Hibernating sucks. There is nothing to Instagram."
"I know, right? Hibernating is so Mainstream. I heard migrating south is the new retro."
And so they went South. Before it got cool.
Hipsters make no sense... 5pts
Markmasters
They couldn't bear moving on all-fours anymore....
So they've started to ride on threes. 4pts
Damacon_Ace
Bear 1 (with hat): Mrrrrooooo....you sure this is the way to the Valley O'Honey?
Bear 2 (with goggles): Brrrrrrrr...if I didn't know where I was going I wouldn't have asked Boris for this motorcycle...
Bear 1: Wait over there...is that a honey bee...
Bear 2: Honey-bee...over there...it's in Crimea! That's where the Valley O'Honey should be...darn Ukranians...
Little did they knew that Ukrainians stole all the honey, and the valley is now full of drunk, stoned and angry pravi sektor gopniks. 4pts
Blizzardboy
On their most recent adventure, Indiana Jones and his woman decided to go on only the bear necessities.
That movie sucked as well. back to the drawing board I guess. 2.5pts
Scoreboard
fuChris - 34.5
Maurice - 32.5
Blizzardboy - 15.5
Galaad - 22.5
NoobX - 34.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 19
Trogdor - 22.5
EnergyZ - 25.5
AlkarRahn - 27
Elvin - 18.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 27.5
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 7
Round 9
Will be rated on November 14th.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted November 09, 2017 02:51 PM |
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Russia's next best weapon: a stealth tank. They only had blue paint for the camouflage, though.
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted November 09, 2017 03:18 PM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 15:19, 09 Nov 2017.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted November 09, 2017 04:09 PM |
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With an elite squad like this, it's no wonder the German Reich fell in the Soviet counteroffensive. They make the Motherland proud.
Cue the music.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted November 09, 2017 04:10 PM |
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Just a few comrades travelling to the inaugural Moscow SEMA show.
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted November 09, 2017 04:24 PM |
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Edited by fuChris at 16:25, 09 Nov 2017.
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"Alert! Pussy Riot is at it again! They are protesting against our Glorious Lea... I mean President Putin!"
"Quick! Send in the Symbolic Penis Squad with the Penismobile!!"
"Sir, don't you mean the water-canno..."
" PENIS SQUAD! TO THE PENISMOBILE!!!"
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted November 10, 2017 12:25 AM |
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Come on. Everybody's driving a hybrid now.
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted November 11, 2017 01:13 AM |
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I can't say how many times I wanted one of those on my car while driving behind a slow person.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted November 11, 2017 04:24 AM |
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Shoots potatoes. Runs on vodka. The countryside revolution has begun!
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Damacon_Ace
Famous Hero
Also known as Nobris Agni
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posted November 13, 2017 05:35 AM |
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Hired by the Russian and Ukranian governments, this crude makeover of a car is specifically hired to kill those vermin known as FEMEN. Because it's not a tank, FEMEN will never know what's coming to them.
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No one knows my true nature here...
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted November 13, 2017 06:45 AM |
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Commander: The enemy won't see THAT coming!
Meanwhile the enemy commander: Wtf is that? Well, I did not see THAT coming! Men, shoot those idiots.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted November 13, 2017 11:29 AM |
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Yies my friends join us in our campaign to legalize back that cheap vodka that is so bad for health they say! Not all can afford the expensive stuff, let's go comrades and make our point pass across like the bullets it will be! Naaaaaaah!
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted November 14, 2017 08:44 AM |
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A famous photography of modernized KV-1 Zhiguli from the First Belorussian Front shortly after the start of operation "Merkel Kaputt". A Swedish war trophy can be seen on the right.
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted November 14, 2017 09:14 AM |
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You gotta come up with a new theme, Kip. We had too many of these "Eastern Bloc dudes going A-Team on a vehicle" pictures.
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted November 14, 2017 09:34 AM |
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artu said:
You gotta come up with a new theme, Kip. We had too many of these "Eastern Bloc dudes going A-Team on a vehicle" pictures.
I know just the thing. 
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted November 14, 2017 01:52 PM |
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Edited by Kipshasz at 20:31, 14 Nov 2017.
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Round 9 RATED
Maurice
Russia's next best weapon: a stealth tank. They only had blue paint for the camouflage, though.
That's a perfect camoflage to annex the rest of "ukraine", whatever that is. 3,5pts
EnergyZ
Guys wanted to go to a party in their own vehicle. The only thing left they could ride was the old KGB car.
And boy, what a party it was. 3pts
NoobX
With an elite squad like this, it's no wonder the German Reich fell in the Soviet counteroffensive. They make the Motherland proud.
Cue the music.
Not sure if cue the USSR anthem or the Remove Kebab song. 3pts
Trogdor
Just a few comrades travelling to the inaugural Moscow SEMA show.
The Gopnik mobile is sure to be the crownjewel in the show. Suck it ricers! 3pts
fuChris
"Alert! Pussy Riot is at it again! They are protesting against our Glorious Lea... I mean President Putin!"
"Quick! Send in the Symbolic Penis Squad with the Penismobile!!"
"Sir, don't you mean the water-canno..."
" PENIS SQUAD! TO THE PENISMOBILE!!!"
For doubting the Glorious leadership of Great Comrade Putin, you and your family get 25 years of gulag. 5pts
AlkarRahn
Come on. Everybody's driving a hybrid now.
Cali hippies don't approve man. 3pts
Blizzardboy
I can't say how many times I wanted one of those on my car while driving behind a slow person.
You can! You live in the land of the free! Practice your 2nd amendment right or be deported to Mexico! 3pts
Friendofgunnar
Shoots potatoes. Runs on vodka. The countryside revolution has begun!
And the best part is, you can convert fuel to ammo and vice versa! 4pts
Damacon_Ace
Hired by the Russian and Ukranian governments, this crude makeover of a car is specifically hired to kill those vermin known as FEMEN. Because it's not a tank, FEMEN will never know what's coming to them.
Since Femen is a khokhol project, all of the ukrainians who cooperated with russia on this one, are being branded as vatniks. Pravy sektor death squads have been dispatched. 2,5pts.
Elvin
Commander: The enemy won't see THAT coming!
Meanwhile the enemy commander: Wtf is that? Well, I did not see THAT coming! Men, shoot those idiots.
What the commander didn't know tough, is that LADA actually is a T-34 tank made for the civilian market. 4pts
Galaad
Yies my friends join us in our campaign to legalize back that cheap vodka that is so bad for health they say! Not all can afford the expensive stuff, let's go comrades and make our point pass across like the bullets it will be! Naaaaaaah!
This turned out to be the most successful liquor store stick up ever. 4pts
Zenofex
A famous photography of modernized KV-1 Zhiguli from the First Belorussian Front shortly after the start of operation "Merkel Kaputt". A Swedish war trophy can be seen on the right.
Batka took revenge on the swedes for that teddy bear bombing a couple of years back. Sweden never recovered. 3,5pts
Artu
You gotta come up with a new theme, Kip. We had too many of these "Eastern Bloc dudes going A-Team on a vehicle" pictures.
There only been three slavianised vehicles this theme. 0pts.
Scoreboard
fuChris - 39.5
Maurice - 36
Blizzardboy - 18.5
Galaad - 26.5
NoobX - 37.5
Angelito - 2.5
The_Polyglot - 19
Trogdor - 25.5
EnergyZ - 28.5
AlkarRahn - 30
Elvin - 22.5
Minion - 9.5
Neraus - 9.5
Damacon_Ace - 30
Artu - 4.5
Gryphs - 3.5
Markmasters - 7
Friendofgunnar - 4
Zenofex - 3,5
Round 10
Will be rated on November 19th
Slavic lifestyle gives way to the haramest of haram. Your fault Artu.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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