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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 08, 2019 11:50 PM |
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Leonardo da Vinci's lesser known painting, eloquently known as Mafia Lisa.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 09, 2019 05:54 AM |
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Damn it Leonardo, I told you to draw me like your French girls!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 09, 2019 10:22 PM |
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Mona Lisa: "Okay Signor, but I'm only having one glass"
*4 hours later*
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 12, 2019 11:43 AM |
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Edited by Galaad at 12:19, 12 May 2019.
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RATED! fuChris
Even in centuries past men already knew that after a bottle of wine every wench starts looking like a ****kin Mona Lisa. And every wench knew that after a bottle of wine he'll forget that you have syphilis.
Gross mate. 0 pts
Maurice
"In this recently uncovered first concept of the Mona Lisa painting, we see that the Flower Power time was actually another of DaVinci's inventions!"
What did that man didnt come up with? 2,5 pts
Trogdor
The last known photograph of the Mona Lisa before she joined the 27 Club.
I see what you did there. 2 pts
friendofgunnar
This picture is obviously a fake because the Martin '57 Strat hadn't even been invented yet.
Cheers! 3 pts
Ghost
Mona Lisa is multi-occupation woman. She shows escort.
Or she plays guitar. 1,5 pts
Zenofex
It is rumoured that the director of "Basic Instinct" didn't have Sharon Stone as his first choice for the lead female role but had to settle with her because the primary candidate was forcefully detained in the Louvre after announcing her intention to "change the scenery".
These damn film directors! 5 pts
Oddball
Leonardo da Vinci's lesser known painting, eloquently known as Mafia Lisa.
They teach us all wrong at school! 2,5 pts
Elvin
Damn it Leonardo, I told you to draw me like your French girls!
Ma quι 3 pts
Blizzardboy
Mona Lisa: "Okay Signor, but I'm only having one glass"
*4 hours later*
Why 4 hours? 2,5 pts Scoreboard Maurice 14,5 pts
Oddball 12,5 pts
fuChris 10 pts
Zenofex 10 pts
Elvin 10 pts
friendofgunnar 9 pts
Trogdor 8,5 pts
Blizzardboy 7,5 pts
Ghost 6 pts
Kipshasz 4 pts
verriker 4 pts
NoobX 3 pts
Stevie 1 pts ROUND 5
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 12, 2019 01:18 PM |
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Alright, doggone it! Where's our dinner? No more cute photo's for Facebook!
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The_Polyglot
Promising
Supreme Hero
channeling capybara energy
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posted May 12, 2019 02:24 PM |
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Is he off playing fetch again?
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Friend-shaped
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted May 12, 2019 03:45 PM |
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The feels when there is no pussy at home.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 12, 2019 04:13 PM |
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Vida: "Why do you keep looking at her, especially since I'm still your wife?"
Alex: "Sometimes I'm not even sure why I'm married to you."
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 12, 2019 08:15 PM |
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-*sniff, sniff* "You've been with a woman haven't you? Who was it? Is is that poodle Elanor?"
-"For Christ sake's Edith just get dinner on the table."
-"What does she have that I don't?"
-"For starters she gets dinner on the table at a reasonable hour."
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 13, 2019 04:36 PM |
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"No matter how close they come to being man's best friend, they're still ballparks away from cats when it comes to being attended to ..."
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted May 13, 2019 06:21 PM |
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"Hey, hey! psst! Hey!......Wanna sniff my butt?"
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 13, 2019 07:14 PM |
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- Hey hey hey, I think we can yoink those steaks right now, he's not looking!
- Goddamnit Snuffles, last time we did that, I woke up with my balls missing.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted May 13, 2019 08:38 PM |
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- It's a dog's life, Margarethe, that's what it is. We can't even afford a proper dinner anymore. Next month the bailiff will kick us out like animals if we don't pay the mortgage. Is this it? Is this what happened to our dreams?
- Oh, Harold, don't despair. You still have your big strong hands which can shape wonders from any material. You have me. We'll make it through.
- Don't know, darling... I'm just not sure anymore...
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 18, 2019 03:29 AM |
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I think Galaad has died or something.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted May 18, 2019 07:11 AM |
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The helpstaff is late again with my breakfast! With dog as my witness I'm going to fire every single one of them!
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 18, 2019 03:11 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 15:14, 18 May 2019.
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Galaad said: RATED!
fred79
Alright, doggone it! Where's our dinner? No more cute photo's for Facebook!
Now I wonder how his peaceful look would look like. 3 pts +2 Raise from the dead bonus points!! 5 pts
The_Polyglot
Is he off playing fetch again?
Sure hope he finds it this time... 5 pts
CountBezuhoff
The feels when there is no pussy at home.
Easy. 2 pts
Trogdor
Vida: "Why do you keep looking at her, especially since I'm still your wife?"
Alex: "Sometimes I'm not even sure why I'm married to you."
Should I cry? 1,5 pts
Oddball
-*sniff, sniff* "You've been with a woman haven't you? Who was it? Is is that poodle Elanor?"
-"For Christ sake's Edith just get dinner on the table."
-"What does she have that I don't?"
-"For starters she gets dinner on the table at a reasonable hour."
Eh. 2 pts
Maurice
"No matter how close they come to being man's best friend, they're still ballparks away from cats when it comes to being attended to ..."
Oh desillusion. 3 pts
fuChris
"Hey, hey! psst! Hey!......Wanna sniff my butt?"
Basic but funny. 2,5 pts
Kipshasz
- Hey hey hey, I think we can yoink those steaks right now, he's not looking!
- Goddamnit Snuffles, last time we did that, I woke up with my balls missing.
Ouch. 4 pts
Zenofex
- It's a dog's life, Margarethe, that's what it is. We can't even afford a proper dinner anymore. Next month the bailiff will kick us out like animals if we don't pay the mortgage. Is this it? Is this what happened to our dreams?
- Oh, Harold, don't despair. You still have your big strong hands which can shape wonders from any material. You have me. We'll make it through.
- Don't know, darling... I'm just not sure anymore...
Loving the names. 2,5 pts
friendofgunnar
The helpstaff is late again with my breakfast! With dog as my witness I'm going to fire every single one of them!
No kidding! 3,5 pts Scoreboard Maurice 17,5 pts
Oddball 14,5 pts
fuChris 12,5 pts
Zenofex 12,5 pts
friendofgunnar 12,5 pts
Elvin 10 pts
Trogdor 10 pts
Kipshasz 8 pts
Blizzardboy 7,5 pts
Ghost 6 pts
fred79 5 pts
The_Polyglot 5 pts
verriker 4 pts
NoobX 3 pts
CountBezuhoff 2 pts
Stevie 1 pts ROUND 6
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 18, 2019 04:08 PM |
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Someone's finally managed to create a live-action 2D platformer, but should've used something more stable, like bricks.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted May 18, 2019 04:21 PM |
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Britain after Brexit. A rain-based economy where the upper class somehow stays magically afloat. The lower classes, well...
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted May 18, 2019 07:21 PM |
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A squad of Mary Poppins clones now upgraded with stealth technology.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 19, 2019 10:52 PM |
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How it feels trying not to offend anyone on the internet.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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