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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 20, 2019 02:08 AM |
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Early versions of Tiny Tim's "tiptoe through the tulips" lacked the right visuals for a song that would drive ALL the girls crazy.
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted May 20, 2019 04:34 PM |
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-Alright, I can get behind the concept of a hero flying using the angel feather wings, but what about his troops? How the heck are they supposed to foll-
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted May 20, 2019 06:19 PM |
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"I'm raining in the sing, just raining in the sing.."
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 20, 2019 06:41 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 10:35, 21 May 2019.
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"Our desparate single Harry took it quite literal when he heard the lyrics of that particular song,
"So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
Oh, it's raining men, yeah".
His chances at the bookmakers are inversely proportional to the number of umbrella's, however."
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted May 22, 2019 08:04 AM |
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A a censored cut from a forgotten commercial showing "Umbrella Corp" in their early days when they were still making only what their name suggests. The umbrella Jim is about to step on was produced in China however and that is believed to be the turning point to their notorious transformation...
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 22, 2019 08:59 PM |
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Ratings soon!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 22, 2019 09:28 PM |
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All stocked up on umbrellas and lsd, now to go find some rain!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted May 23, 2019 04:30 AM |
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Edward was the smallest of the seven brothers and when the autumn gales kicked up it was him that would frequently get blown into the next county.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted May 25, 2019 03:57 PM |
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Edited by Galaad at 15:57, 25 May 2019.
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Galaad said: RATED!
Trogdor
Someone's finally managed to create a live-action 2D platformer, but should've used something more stable, like bricks.
The designer told me these umbrellas are rock solid! 3 pts
fuChris
Britain after Brexit. A rain-based economy where the upper class somehow stays magically afloat. The lower classes, well...
Not funny. 1 pts
Blizzardboy
A squad of Mary Poppins clones now upgraded with stealth technology.
LOL 5 pts
Oddball
How it feels trying not to offend anyone on the internet.
Nice. 4,5 pts
fred79
Early versions of Tiny Tim's "tiptoe through the tulips" lacked the right visuals for a song that would drive ALL the girls crazy.
Are you so sure about that? 3 pts
CountBezuhoff
-Alright, I can get behind the concept of a hero flying using the angel feather wings, but what about his troops? How the heck are they supposed to foll-
what can I- 2,5 pts
Kipshasz
"I'm raining in the sing, just raining in the sing.."
Aren’t you drinking in the drink? 2 pts
Maurice
"Our desparate single Harry took it quite literal when he heard the lyrics of that particular song, "So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
Oh, it's raining men, yeah".
His chances at the bookmakers are inversely proportional to the number of umbrella's, however."
Aww. 2,5 pts
Zenofex
A a censored cut from a forgotten commercial showing "Umbrella Corp" in their early days when they were still making only what their name suggests. The umbrella Jim is about to step on was produced in China however and that is believed to be the turning point to their notorious transformation...
Dun-dun-DUN! 3,5 pts
Elvin
All stocked up on umbrellas and lsd, now to go find some rain!
It doesn’t rain between the drops. 2 pts
friendofgunnar
Edward was the smallest of the seven brothers and when the autumn gales kicked up it was him that would frequently get blown into the next county.
He could go see the world! 4 pts Scoreboard Maurice – 20 pts
Oddball – 19 pts
friendofgunnar – 16,5 pts
Zenofex – 16 pts
fuChris – 13,5 pts
Trogdor – 13 pts
Blizzardboy – 12,5 pts
Elvin – 12 pts
Kipshasz – 10 pts
fred79 – 8 pts
Ghost – 6 pts
The_Polyglot – 5 pts
CountBezuhoff – 4,5 pts
verriker – 4 pts
NoobX – 3 pts
Stevie – 1 pts ROUND 6
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted May 25, 2019 04:45 PM |
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At least they ordered all that beer to hide the eventual taste of the night's mystery meat. (HINT: The mystery meat is actually from a critically endangered species)
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted May 25, 2019 04:51 PM |
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Irma and Greg doing their "let's drink beer and pretend Tom isn't stealing our appetizer again" move.
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted May 26, 2019 08:41 AM |
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"So you are saying that this is all Kosher, right?"
"Yes it's all Kölsher."
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted May 27, 2019 01:47 AM |
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While Emma was looking at the camera, ready for the picture, Chris was in fact looking at a different kind of "sausage" that he wanted.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted May 27, 2019 08:54 AM |
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Woman: (Ooh, he's looking my way! <3)
Man: (She's using both hands, I feel so humiliated!!)
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted May 27, 2019 10:40 AM |
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"When Greta and Adam agreed to do a drinking contest to "take home the meat", it's not clear if Adam had the same idea as Greta about the actual meat involved ..."
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted May 27, 2019 02:31 PM |
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As they down their first beer for the evening in the small provincial beer house, Obergruppenführer Klaus von Eisenschaft and Kriminalsekretärin Helga Geehart share a meaningful look. The Führer must be made privy to their discovery as soon as possible. That night an encrypted message was received in Berlin. Unbeknownst to the sleeping megapolis, the future of the world had been sealed. Europe would soon be engulfed by the flames of war. The message read:"I have managed to confirm the validity of the rumours... Czech beer is truly the best!"
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friendofgunnar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
able to speed up time
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posted May 27, 2019 03:27 PM |
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Hazin looked over in glee, thinking about the golden shower he would be receiving later.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted May 27, 2019 07:27 PM |
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Sometimes it seems as if people look at your suffering with scorn, laughing and joking as if nothing is wrong, the worst of it is when you're working and you can feel the patrons mocking you with their smug smiles.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted May 27, 2019 08:05 PM |
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Soon after tasting the German hospitality toward illegal immigrants, Amir sent a message to his seventeen brothers and sisters blocked at the Hungarian border, reading: "Tell Orban's dogs that I'm getting married and you're invited to the wedding, that's how you'll cross the border. The beer these infidels make is worthy of the palate of the Prophet. Allah über alles!"
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted May 27, 2019 08:35 PM |
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Picture proving Germany is the best country: 1) a thin woman 2) beer 3) food 4) color 5) culture 6) music to hearing 7) cheap
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