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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted June 24, 2019 01:06 PM |
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George S Patton marries Thumbelina. He takes her everywhere now.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted June 29, 2019 09:31 AM |
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"That's what I could afford after 25 years of hard work. And it has a mortgage on it already. The bank sent some Cherokee the other day, said he'll scalp everything above the doorstep if I'm late again..."
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 29, 2019 02:50 PM |
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Ratings coming up in a bit, last chance for this round!
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted June 29, 2019 07:21 PM |
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I hereby declare my head to a new independent nation, henceforth called "New Scalpland". New Scalpland has a 0% tax on everything.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted June 30, 2019 10:07 AM |
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Galaad said: RATED!
Trogdor
The first known sighting of the elusive "Human Happy Meal Toy", circa 1996.
For the modest price of... 2,5 pts
fred79
The house screamed in terror that it had been put on t.v. against it's will...
But it would never take Miguel's threats lightly again...
Dark times... 3 pts
CountBezuhoff
"Breaking news: Lady Gaga denied entrance at Heathrow airport upon arrival. Airport security claims that her newest outfit poses a violation of safety protocols. Lady Gaga's official spokesperson had this to say:
"This setback might upset our schedule a bit, though tonight's performance probably won't need to be postponed..."
"...Our team is still baffled by the decision. Lady G's outfit, made up entirely of utensils, is completely harmless..."
According to witnesses, UK police have already performed a weapon search on Lady Gaga and have confiscated 34 butter knives. Lady Gaga has also been fined with 55000£ for unloicensed spoon possession and with 5000£ for public indecency, since her outfit now consists of very revealing forks only. This endeavour might be further prolonged, as the UK High Court has been petitioned by concerned citizens to review the problem of unregulated fork carriage..."
Meh 1 pts
Oddball
British Columbians trying to find a house to live in like
British Columbians? 1,5 pts
Maurice
"When my wife said she was sad I didn't look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his younger years, I decided to try and make that work. I don't understand why she was so furious about the way I tried to re-enact his role as an undercover Kindergarten Cop! How can I help it that those children at that school ran off in panic!? Children are so sensitive these days!"
Are they? 2,5 pts
Blizzardboy
George S Patton marries Thumbelina. He takes her everywhere now.
Lol wtf 2,5 pts
Zenofex
"That's what I could afford after 25 years of hard work. And it has a mortgage on it already. The bank sent some Cherokee the other day, said he'll scalp everything above the doorstep if I'm late again..."
That should make for interesting scalps. 3 pts
fuChris
I hereby declare my head to a new independent nation, henceforth called "New Scalpland". New Scalpland has a 0% tax on everything.
Sounds almost legit. 2,5 pts Scoreboard Maurice 32 pts
Oddball 27 pts
Blizzardboy 27 pts
Zenofex 26,5 pts
fuChris 25 pts
friendofgunnar 23 pts
Trogdor 22,5 pts
fred79 20,5 pts
Elvin 17 pts
Ghost 16 pts
CountBezuhoff 15,5 pts
Kipshasz 13 pts
Gnomes2169 8 pts
The_Polyglot 5 pts
Neraus 4,5 pts
verriker 4 pts
NoobX 3 pts
Stevie 1 pts ROUND 10
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted June 30, 2019 12:02 PM |
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"Hey, chaps, what do you think of my new mod idea?"
"OK, Count, let's see i- Oh holy mother of *****!"
"Is it that bad?"
"BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted June 30, 2019 12:24 PM |
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'Stralia mate! Spiders the size of armadillos.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted June 30, 2019 03:41 PM |
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"What we see here, ladies and gentlemen, is that it's far easier to mod reallife than what Heroes 7 ever allowed."
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted June 30, 2019 05:06 PM |
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Someone's finally made a real-life version of Jurassic, but couldn't find many dinosaurs and thus had to make do with what was at hand.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted June 30, 2019 05:16 PM |
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It was only when we gave God photoshop that we realized how dangerous it would be to put thought into physical form.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted June 30, 2019 07:47 PM |
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When you're in Create a Character and keep hitting randomize and start to get some very freaky results.
((Galaad has never heard of British Columbians confirmed! ))
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted July 02, 2019 01:38 PM |
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The terrors of miscegenation in society.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 02, 2019 01:59 PM |
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Here you see the populace of the U.S., in an alternate dimension where humans don't exist.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 02, 2019 04:14 PM |
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*lsd kicks in*
Duuuuuuuuuude... there's like, bacon and crap in my sight now.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted July 03, 2019 07:31 PM |
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According to a recently conducted global poll, women have put the members of the opposite sex in 7 distinct categories - illustrated for clarity:
Top left: Soft-d**k egomaniacs
Center left: Lazy reptiles
Lower left: Thick-skinned creeps
Top right: Shifting freaks
Center right: Bird-brained machos
Lower right: Latent gays
The seventh category - Real men - could not be depicted as it appears to exist only on quantum level.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 08, 2019 12:00 PM |
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Galaad said: RATED!
CountBezuhoff
"Hey, chaps, what do you think of my new mod idea?"
"OK, Count, let's see i- Oh holy mother of *****!"
"Is it that bad?"
"BURN IT! BURN IT WITH FIRE!
Calm down... 1 pts
fuChris
'Stralia mate! Spiders the size of armadillos.
Oof 2 pts
Maurice
"What we see here, ladies and gentlemen, is that it's far easier to mod reallife than what Heroes 7 ever allowed."
No fair you take me by the sentiments! 5 pts
Trogdor
Someone's finally made a real-life version of Jurassic, but couldn't find many dinosaurs and thus had to make do with what was at hand.
Ok... 1,5 pts
Neraus
It was only when we gave God photoshop that we realized how dangerous it would be to put thought into physical form
Imagine what hed do with pasta. 2 pts
Oddball
When you're in Create a Character and keep hitting randomize and start to get some very freaky results
Heh. 1 pts
Blizzardboy
The terrors of miscegenation in society.
Lol. 3 pts
fred79
Here you see the populace of the U.S., in an alternate dimension where humans don't exist.
Wonder if they are any safer 2 pts
Kipshasz
*lsd kicks in*
Duuuuuuuuuude... there's like, bacon and crap in my sight now
Ill take that as a Pink Floyd reference. 2,5 pts
Zenofex
According to a recently conducted global poll, women have put the members of the opposite sex in 7 distinct categories - illustrated for clarity:
Top left: Soft-d**k egomaniacs
Center left: Lazy reptiles
Lower left: Thick-skinned creeps
Top right: Shifting freaks
Center right: Bird-brained machos
Lower right: Latent gays
The seventh category - Real men - could not be depicted as it appears to exist only on quantum level.
Omg youve gone quite far in this one havent you 3,5 pts Scoreboard Maurice 37 pts
Blizzardboy 30 pts
Zenofex 30 pts
Oddball 28 pts
fuChris 27 pts
Trogdor 24 pts
friendofgunnar 23 pts
fred79 22,5 pts
Elvin 17 pts
CountBezuhoff 16,5 pts
Ghost 16 pts
Kipshasz 15,5 pts
Gnomes2169 8 pts
Neraus 6,5 pts
The_Polyglot 5 pts
verriker 4 pts
NoobX 3 pts
Stevie 1 pts ROUND 11
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted July 08, 2019 01:37 PM |
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"The latest Marvel Superhero movie villain has finally been revealed: Traffic Cone Man! The terror of all vehicle drivers in the world, his power grab involves the creation of a world-wide traffic jam!"
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted July 08, 2019 01:47 PM |
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Unable to stop the youth from street racing, the police deployed their ultimate weapon: Conehead.
With its mighty conenon anyone who crosses him will only be able to yield.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 08, 2019 04:02 PM |
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The Conebody Statue has come to life and and is on a rampage. That'll teach ol' White Van Man to call him a Sweded version of Finding Nemo.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted July 08, 2019 11:40 PM |
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Megatron's lesser known younger brother Trafficcon.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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