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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted July 09, 2019 10:07 AM |
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Picture taken by Galaad as he flees in terror from one of Macron's Traffic Cone Robots deployed to destroy the yellow vest protesters.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted July 11, 2019 07:57 AM |
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The last known shot of the prototype autonomous traffic police bot after being deployed for testing in an unnamed Eastern European country. According to witnesses, the bot tried to stop a multi-coloured Soviet-era Lada with welded racing spoilers and modified exhaust emitting a sound similar to "a thunderstorm coming out of your toilet" driving at 50 kmph above the speed limit which seemingly frustrated the 5 young-to-mid-aged men in training suits who emerged out of the car. Parts of the bot have later been found in an nearby back alley. Unconfirmed rumours state that experimental CPU of the bot, capable of supporting "the first real AI in the world", has been extracted by one of the vandals and is currently used to mine bitcoins.
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted July 17, 2019 10:27 AM |
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Scarecone 2000. Slightly more efficient than your average traffic police officer due to its inability to accept bribes and superior intelligence, this, uhm, ingeniously designed pile of cones are said to "scare speed off the road".
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted July 18, 2019 12:11 AM |
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Beware, it's the cone artist!
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 18, 2019 05:56 AM |
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The reason why drinking during meetings was disallowed at M.A.D.D. hq...
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 18, 2019 01:47 PM |
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Edited by Elvin at 14:37, 18 Jul 2019.
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Grandpa Yuri: Drive safely kids. Bump on enough cones and you will come face to face with the Final Boss!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 18, 2019 02:20 PM |
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Ratings are coming late for the summer, hopefully this round will be rated this Saturday.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 23, 2019 08:29 PM |
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Galaad said: RATED!
Maurice
"The latest Marvel Superhero movie villain has finally been revealed: Traffic Cone Man! The terror of all vehicle drivers in the world, his power grab involves the creation of a world-wide traffic jam!"
Spiderman tried something but couldnt stop laughing. 2 pts
Neraus
Unable to stop the youth from street racing, the police deployed their ultimate weapon: Conehead.
With its mighty conenon anyone who crosses him will only be able to yield.
Yield before Coneman. 2 pts
Trogdor
The Conebody Statue has come to life and and is on a rampage. That'll teach ol' White Van Man to call him a Sweded version of Finding Nemo.
Damn. 2 pts
Oddball
Megatron's lesser known younger brother Trafficcon.
Ok. 1,5 pts
Blizzardboy
Picture taken by Galaad as he flees in terror from one of Macron's Traffic Cone Robots deployed to destroy the yellow vest protesters.
Lol. 3 pts
Zenofex
The last known shot of the prototype autonomous traffic police bot after being deployed for testing in an unnamed Eastern European country. According to witnesses, the bot tried to stop a multi-coloured Soviet-era Lada with welded racing spoilers and modified exhaust emitting a sound similar to "a thunderstorm coming out of your toilet" driving at 50 kmph above the speed limit which seemingly frustrated the 5 young-to-mid-aged men in training suits who emerged out of the car. Parts of the bot have later been found in an nearby back alley. Unconfirmed rumours state that experimental CPU of the bot, capable of supporting "the first real AI in the world", has been extracted by one of the vandals and is currently used to mine bitcoins.
What did I just read :grin : 4 pts
CountBezuhoff
Scarecone 2000. Slightly more efficient than your average traffic police officer due to its inability to accept bribes and superior intelligence, this, uhm, ingeniously designed pile of cones are said to "scare speed off the road".
Now thats sophisticated 3 pts
EnergyZ
Beware, it's the cone artist!
Beware! 2 pts
fred79
The reason why drinking during meetings was disallowed at M.A.D.D. hq
What is wrong with applejuice... 3 pts
Elvin
Grandpa Yuri: Drive safely kids. Bump on enough cones and you will come face to face with the Final Boss!
That is nowhere close to be the final boss 2 pts Scoreboard Maurice 39 pts
Zenofex 34 pts
Blizzardboy 33 pts
Oddball 29,5 pts
fuChris 27 pts
Trogdor 26 pts
fred79 25,5 pts
friendofgunnar 23 pts
CountBezuhoff 19,5 pts
Elvin 19 pts
Ghost 16 pts
Kipshasz 15,5 pts
Neraus 8,5 pts
Gnomes2169 8 pts
The_Polyglot 5 pts
verriker 4 pts
NoobX 3 pts
EnergyZ 2 pts
Stevie 1 pts ROUND 12
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 23, 2019 08:30 PM |
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Next ratings early August.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted July 23, 2019 09:53 PM |
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Edited by fred79 at 21:54, 23 Jul 2019.
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With the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire was forced to revert to an earlier means of transportation technology. Many, many TWA employees were subsequently lost to the "force choke", much to the enjoyment of millions of Empire affiliates, their Resistance, and all those in-between...
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 24, 2019 05:11 PM |
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Moments later, the Stormtroopers forgot how to wave and their master just kept walking by.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted July 25, 2019 10:56 PM |
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"Latest footage of Darth Vader, who seems to suffer from an old age "problem". Last seen yelling "The Force! The Force! My Empire for the Force!"
A few Storm Troopers still support him, though, uncertain if he is just pretending or if he might ever find some Force Viagra ..."
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The last Reasonable Steward of Good Game Design and a Responsible Hero of HC. - Verriker
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Zenofex
Responsible
Legendary Hero
Kreegan-atheist
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posted July 26, 2019 11:45 PM |
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Unconfirmed shot from "Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker". J. J. Abrams has allegedly been secretly recorded during one of the Disney cabal gatherings, saying: "They all think it's gonna be about Rey and some metaphorical s*** about personal moral ascendance - imagine their surprise when they find out it's about Vader and planes. Rise of Skywalker in your face, plebes!". It's also rumoured that Samuel Jackson has been engaged for the production and will play Mace Wandu's force spirit on one of the planes where he'll be hunting Dark Side-corrupted porgs released on board to kill a witness against Jabba the Hutt.
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Oddball13579
Supreme Hero
Grandmaster of the Hunt
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posted July 27, 2019 02:04 AM |
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All I see is Vader arriving on his ISD and Vader's Fist cheering for his arrival.
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"Just slide her down a bit farther. I could wear her like a hat." - Gnomes
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted August 03, 2019 11:38 AM |
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Ratings soon!
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CountBezuhoff
Supreme Hero
Nihil sub sole novum
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posted August 03, 2019 02:34 PM |
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The mod squad greeting Val in the very first secret HC meetup, ca. 2005.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted August 05, 2019 02:01 PM |
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Galaad said: RATED!
fred
With the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire was forced to revert to an earlier means of transportation technology. Many, many TWA employees were subsequently lost to the "force choke", much to the enjoyment of millions of Empire affiliates, their Resistance, and all those in-between...
[Damn./i] 2 pts
Trogdor
Moments later, the Stormtroopers forgot how to wave and their master just kept walking by.
I guess they werent on the same *wavelength* 2 pts
Maurice
"Latest footage of Darth Vader, who seems to suffer from an old age "problem". Last seen yelling "The Force! The Force! My Empire for the Force!"
A few Storm Troopers still support him, though, uncertain if he is just pretending or if he might ever find some Force Viagra
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That took an odd turn. 2 pts
ZenofexUnconfirmed shot from "Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker". J. J. Abrams has allegedly been secretly recorded during one of the Disney cabal gatherings, saying: "They all think it's gonna be about Rey and some metaphorical **** about personal moral ascendance - imagine their surprise when they find out it's about Vader and planes. Rise of Skywalker in your face, plebes!". It's also rumoured that Samuel Jackson has been engaged for the production and will play Mace Wandu's force spirit on one of the planes where he'll be hunting Dark Side-corrupted porgs released on board to kill a witness against Jabba the Hutt.
The plot is getting thicker by the day. 2,5 pts
Oddball
All I see is Vader arriving on his ISD and Vader's Fist cheering for his arrival.
Ok. 1,5 pts
CountBezuhoff
The mod squad greeting Val in the very first secret HC meetup, ca. 2005.
Already looking for the donuts. 3 pts Scoreboard Maurice 41 pts
Zenofex 36,5 pts
Blizzardboy 33 pts
Oddball 31 pts
fuChris 27 pts
fred79 28,5 pts
Trogdor 28 pts
friendofgunnar 23 pts
CountBezuhoff 22,5 pts
Elvin 19 pts
Ghost 16 pts
Kipshasz 15,5 pts
Neraus 8,5 pts
Gnomes2169 8 pts
The_Polyglot 5 pts
verriker 4 pts
NoobX 3 pts
EnergyZ 2 pts
Stevie 1 pts ROUND 13
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Ghost
Undefeatable Hero
Therefore I am
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posted August 05, 2019 04:37 PM |
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A simple sand sculptor and photoshop. Would be the first time for a user. Promising user, but if pro made a picture. He's a soy boy.
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Kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 05, 2019 05:11 PM |
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bloody hell, the ancient aliens guy was right. pyramids were built by giant alien toddlers.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 05, 2019 06:10 PM |
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Never-before-seen images show that the Pyramids were built by the same people behind those Russian nesting dolls.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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