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Golemcrafter
Promising
Famous Hero
Unlimited Fantasy Master
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posted June 05, 2008 06:32 PM |
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Ms. Brown, please type my answer: "I am busy at the moment so f**k off and end the meeting! Then go home and wake me up in the next morning! Prepare a coffee for me immediately!"
Ok, Boss, ready!
?????
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted June 05, 2008 08:49 PM |
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"does he know that the buttons are fake?"
"he still doesn't know his computer is an Etch-a-sketch..."
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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violent_flower
Promising
Supreme Hero
Almost there.
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posted June 05, 2008 10:33 PM |
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VF and Gootch? If that picture was reversed maybe then it would be right.
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Learn how to duck and weave because I will throw truth at you all day!
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The_Gootch
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Kneel Before Me Sons of HC!!
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posted June 05, 2008 11:31 PM |
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If only that were true.
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popular_feeds
Adventuring Hero
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posted June 06, 2008 04:16 AM |
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proposed customized keyboard for graveyard shift call center agents
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted June 06, 2008 05:09 AM |
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God's keyboard has the damn priorities in the correct order.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 06, 2008 09:09 AM |
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Hah! Made it in time for this round!... Now if only I knew what to write...
(Below the buttons)
Warning:
Use of the new delete button may cause an outburst of flames in your monitor.
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Nikita
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted June 06, 2008 10:22 AM |
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No wonder our country is bad at buisness.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted June 06, 2008 01:47 PM |
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"We couldn't find room for the 'fake a sick day' button".
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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del_diablo
Legendary Hero
Manifest
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posted June 06, 2008 02:19 PM |
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I made an robot, and i controll it 20 floors away with my masterpiece: The 6-key keyboard!
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emilsn
Legendary Hero
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posted June 06, 2008 10:14 PM |
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... - No , there is nothing funny to be said about that picture.. Nothing is coming to my puny little HEAD!
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Don't walk behind me; I may not
lead. Don't walk in front of me;
I may not follow. Just walk
beside me and be my friend.
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Minion
Legendary Hero
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posted June 07, 2008 12:01 PM |
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What do you mean I am cruel? I am only thinking your best interest, remember how all my yelling used to make you cry.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted June 07, 2008 12:23 PM |
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Besides my dream keyboard? 
The keyboard from the one company Microsoft can not seem to take control of.
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Message received.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 07, 2008 11:22 PM |
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Getting busy again, I may not be able to update every two days for a while. Will probably halt the game during exams.
Add in a hide porn button and I'm buying!
B-E-T-A: The sientist in Norway are working on a simple android that busy men uses so they can go on vacations. Unfortunally their just done with the controller
Too self explanatory and not amusing. 0pts.
TnT: I always Page Up at 6 in the morning, I used to Page Down but it caused me to frequently be late to work where I tried to Insert but with no success and got fired by the big boss guy but not before I told him to Delete infront of the entire directors board which made him End, satisfied with my accomplishment I decided it was time to Home
 3pts.
Omega: Boss: "I should delete that last statement."
Secretary: "So you are going to f**k off?"
Boss: "WHAT'D YOU SAY?!"
Secretary: "..."
Boss: "Oh, yes. I am going to fire whoever ordered my new keyboard!"
Secretary: Quietly walks away.
Haha nice  3pts.
Homer: I have the same keyboard at work, very handy
1pt.
DagothGares: boss: Are you sure about this?
advertiser: are you kidding? This'll be the next best thing besides sliced insulting bread...
Umm ok. 1pt.
executor: Sir, this six buttons are a demo version. You need to get the whole keyboard - it is for just 15,99 euro, until June 15th!
2pts.
Vokial: This is new keyboard by Microsoft, for faster chating, you can write full sentence with a single button, of course for now there are only the most common sentences in the internet.
Too standard. 0pts.
william: The ultimate tool for people playing games at work.
1pt.
TheDeath: Now I know why my friend was fired when he told his boss to Delete.
Already used twice sorry. 0pts.
Fauch: how the hell do you hit the "wake up" button if you are sleeping???
Maybe it does not wake you up?  2pts.
Lexxan: The above picture is the male version of the new lame@$$-keyboard
This is the female version:
page up: Gossip with Cathy.
page down: Breakfast in bed.
insert: Improve make up.
end: Dump Lover.
home: Get massage.
delete: Go shopping. (with ALT GR, you can get your husbands credit card number )
Good job  3pts.
mvass: Ctrl + Alt + Delete = Blow up office.
That reminds me: For the end of the world spell press ctrl, alt, del
2pts.
Spectrum: "I pulled the shortest straw and I have to work with Clive the mechanical co-worker. Now just tell me that his f**k off-button doesn't work and I'll be officially owned."
lol? 3pts.
Golemcrafter: Ms. Brown, please type my answer: "I am busy at the moment so f**k off and end the meeting! Then go home and wake me up in the next morning! Prepare a coffee for me immediately!"
Ok, Boss, ready!
?????
Getting old by now. 1pt.
mamga: "does he know that the buttons are fake?"
"he still doesn't know his computer is an Etch-a-sketch..."
Hehe  2pts.
popular_feeds: proposed customized keyboard for graveyard shift call center agents
Why not 1pt.
PhoenixReborn: God's keyboard has the damn priorities in the correct order.
Amusing thought 2pts.
Geny: Warning:
Use of the new delete button may cause an outburst of flames in your monitor.
Nice 2pts.
NiKitA: No wonder our country is bad at buisness.
Simple, too simple. 1pt.
Trogdor: "We couldn't find room for the 'fake a sick day' button".
Dammit! 2pts.
del_diablo: I made an robot, and i controll it 20 floors away with my masterpiece: The 6-key keyboard!
1pt..
Mytical: Besides my dream keyboard?
The keyboard from the one company Microsoft can not seem to take control of.
Imagine that 2pts.
ROUND 21
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted June 07, 2008 11:26 PM |
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted June 07, 2008 11:31 PM |
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turns out that delivering coal to children wasn't a very good idea as coal is worth quite a bit now. luckily santa has come up with a different punishment.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 07, 2008 11:52 PM |
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Christmas morning:
Mom: And what's in your stocking, Johnny?
Johnny: My presents are a pile of ****!
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
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Eccentric Opinion
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted June 07, 2008 11:58 PM |
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Some people say they get cocoa creams for Christmas from Santa himself... this basically proves it 
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted June 08, 2008 12:34 AM |
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"This is for leaving me raisins and V8!"
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted June 08, 2008 12:43 AM |
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Never trust a gift wrapped in brown paper...
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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