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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 08, 2008 08:03 PM |
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While normal kids ask Santa for firetrucks, Green Peace members' children ask for fertilizers.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 08, 2008 08:39 PM |
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LoL at Mvass', The Death's and Geny's posts!  
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Nikita
Famous Hero
Meepo is underrated
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posted June 09, 2008 12:54 AM |
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Quote:
*Sigh* Forget the morning paper home!
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted June 09, 2008 04:14 AM |
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Even Santa suffers job dis-satisfaction. Talk about going out with a bang!
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 09, 2008 05:00 AM |
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Why have I not joined this game yet? I want to make witty comments about Santa crapping uncontrollably.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted June 09, 2008 06:52 AM |
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Having recieved Johnie's letter about how horrible his dad's boss was, Santa decided to give that boss a extra special delivery.
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Message received.
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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 11, 2008 05:09 PM |
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Hey,Elvin
When do we get our results ?
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 11, 2008 06:20 PM |
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Later this day, I am busy studying for a presentation tomorrow.
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted June 11, 2008 07:08 PM |
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Edited by VokialBG at 19:09, 11 Jun 2008.
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Well.... Santa has to visit all houses on the world for one night! He has biological needs like all of us!
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted June 11, 2008 07:12 PM |
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Santa has to do his business in only a fracture of a second so he doesn't fall behind from his schedule.
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 11, 2008 11:45 PM |
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Not biological fertilizers again!!
TnT: That's what Santa uses as lubricant so he could squeeze through our chimneys Ho ho ho...
Eww. -1pts.
mamga: turns out that delivering coal to children wasn't a very good idea as coal is worth quite a bit now. luckily santa has come up with a different punishment.
Coal? 1pt.
mvass: Christmas morning:
Mom: And what's in your stocking, Johnny?
Johnny: My presents are a pile of ****!
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!
Hahaha 3pts.
TheDeath: Some people say they get cocoa creams for Christmas from Santa himself... this basically proves it
Meh 0pts.
Omega: "This is for leaving me raisins and V8!"
Heehee 2pts.
DagothGares: Never trust a gift wrapped in brown paper...
And avoid yellow snow, tastes funny. 1pt.
Trogdor: There wasn't any well-behaved children in the Jones household this Christmas.
Probably not  2pts.
NiKitA: Santaohhh,I'm so tired maybe ill just sit here for a while............crap,my bud is frozen to the chimney.
Happy child:mom?when are the presents coming?Could we start a fire,it is getting cold in here?
Now that would be amusing 2pts.
emilsn: santa forgot to take his pills.
That's no fun, can't spot a WC in time. 1pt.
executor: I feel I am doing it the wrong way. Heck, my predecessor gave me clear instructions: "reach every home, find the damn chimney and get the crap down there...".
Lol  3pts.
B-E-T-A: That is what bad kids get for christmas.
Yep, 2pts.
Galev: This is a rather confusing picture about the famous WC-expo. By some reason many winter-time actors wanted to try the "Chimney Comfort"...
Confusing indeed. 1pt.
Homer: *Sigh* Forget the morning paper home!
Daamn 2pts.
Radar: "Honey, we must clean the chimney, it is so blocked it turns smoke back "
Suspicious. 1pt.
Spectrum: "Dear Santa, every year I've been badly-behaved, unpolite, arrogant and a generally unlikeable twatface, but you still bring me these fabulous Christmas presents. And frankly, it's getting hard on my concience, so this year I wish you'd bring me some useless crap, just to compensate. Hope you understand."
Wow he indeed grants wishes. I would probably not have read all this 1pt.
Lexxan: Now, that's Comic Relief.
Yeah 2pts.
Geny: While normal kids ask Santa for firetrucks, Green Peace members' children ask for fertilizers.
You got me 3pts.
PhoenixReborn: Even Santa suffers job dis-satisfaction. Talk about going out with a bang!
He's not getting hired again 3pts.
Mytical: Having recieved Johnie's letter about how horrible his dad's boss was, Santa decided to give that boss a extra special delivery.
Good santa 2pts.
Vokial: Well.... Santa has to visit all houses on the world for one night! He has biological needs like all of us!
If you put it that way it's a small sacrifice  2pts.
Keksimaton: Santa has to do his business in only a fracture of a second so he doesn't fall behind from his schedule.
Please, Vokial basically said the same thing one post above. 0pts.
ROUND 22
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted June 12, 2008 12:09 AM |
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Lady: "Hello, who is this?"
Dog: *pant pant*
Lady: "PERVERT!!!"
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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mvassilev
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted June 12, 2008 12:11 AM |
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When nature calls, this dog will finally be able to answer.
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Eccentric Opinion
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Cepheus
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Far-flung Keeper
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posted June 12, 2008 12:27 AM |
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Breaking news: shock collars just became obsolete! Wire in your favourite Paris Hilton track, set this up as shown above and boom, he'll think twice next time before letting one loose in your bedroom.
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted June 12, 2008 08:10 AM |
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Cell Phone: Okay, I got this dog as a hostage, if you dosen't do exactly as I say, this dog is a gonner!
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eugen_cosmarul
Famous Hero
hey
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posted June 12, 2008 08:30 AM |
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yea I know it's not a cat but...
IM ON URZ FONE..
WESTING UR CREDITZ.
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Keksimaton
Promising
Supreme Hero
Talk to the hand
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posted June 12, 2008 08:32 AM |
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"If people went to watch a movie titled: 'Snakes on a Plane' why the heck they would not go and watch 'Dogs on Cellphones'?"
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Noone shall pass, but no one besides him shall pass.
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Darkshadow
Legendary Hero
Cerise Princess
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posted June 12, 2008 08:45 AM |
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It's agreed then, our World domination plan shall begin tomorrow.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted June 12, 2008 09:11 AM |
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Edited by Geny at 11:42, 12 Jun 2008.
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Plagiarism rules
"Aren't you afraid your dog will get cancer?"
"It's nothing, you should watch him lick the microwave."
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Galev
Famous Hero
Galiv :D
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posted June 12, 2008 11:20 AM |
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probably not the final version, but let's give it a try...
aunt Ludmilla: "...and then, imagine, they went out to the garden just to find old Maggie sleeping in the armchair. Hah...! but its not the end of the story... But, tell me, if you are bored, my sweet.
dog: ...
aunt Ludmilla: Oh, I love you, my sweet, you are just such a great audience. So, she was sleeping there, in the armchair of uncle Freddy...
little boy: Mum, don't you think, it counts as torture?
Mum, (aunt Ludmilla's favourite niece): Well, if the police arrest me, don't tell Ludmilla which prison I'm in, OK?
note: I don't know if there is a phrase to say "torture of animal(s)" in English. If there is, please insert it in the right place.
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Incidence? I think it's cummulative!
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