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Lexxan
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Unimpressed by your logic
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posted June 12, 2008 11:24 AM |
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Edited by Lexxan at 20:56, 13 Jun 2008.
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May Change ?
Geny informes Pupdora about what happened a HC during her absence.
Geny: (...)
Pupdora: "What? Lexxan created yet another thread ?" *sign*
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Coincidence? I think not!!!!
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B-E-T-A
Promising
Legendary Hero
Guess Who is Back?
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posted June 12, 2008 03:39 PM |
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Better idea:
Dog: Hello! Is this "The-most-expensive-but-best" Gourme resturan? I should have the best and most expensive steak you have.
*Later that day*
Ownder: Okay, why have I lost 5000$?!
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted June 12, 2008 06:19 PM |
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'Why is it that they didn't get me a paws-free model? It took me five minutes to get this thing up here. Now I've got to figure out how to do it quicker; post-dial.'
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted June 12, 2008 08:45 PM |
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Now testing dog whistle ringtones... do not disturb
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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DagothGares
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
No gods or kings
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posted June 12, 2008 08:47 PM |
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Now Paris can talk to someone of her own level anytime she wants to...
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If you have any more questions, go to Dagoth Cares.
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TheDeath
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
with serious business
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posted June 12, 2008 08:52 PM |
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Guy: "I'd like to speak with Dawg"
Secretary: "Excuse me?"
Guy: "Give me Dawg now, I know he's there!"
Secretary: "If you insist..."
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Homer171
Promising
Supreme Hero
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posted June 12, 2008 10:51 PM |
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No, I don't want to change my operator! It does not mater if it's cheaper. Besides my owner pays the bill  *Hangs up*
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Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted June 13, 2008 01:08 AM |
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"Is your Electric Fence running? Then you better go catch it!!"
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popular_feeds
Adventuring Hero
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posted June 13, 2008 04:11 AM |
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"...no mom, i didn't spoil the damn sofa!!!" *winces*
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted June 13, 2008 05:29 AM |
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No, this isn't taco bell!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted June 13, 2008 01:11 PM |
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Bush accidentally dialed the wrong number when trying to call Eli Manning after winning the Superbowl.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Asheera
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Elite Assassin
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posted June 14, 2008 07:41 PM |
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Angry Man: You know, I'm getting tired of you. You give me that 5 grand right now or I'll come and gut you.
Dog: WOOF! GRRRR!
Angry Man: Jesus man, relax. You can keep the damn money; didn't know you are a werewolf.
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted June 14, 2008 07:48 PM |
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"Yes dad, I know I should have started taking cell phone radiation warnings seriously... Now it's too late. What? No I do not need a flea collar..."
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 15, 2008 02:25 AM |
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Edited by Elvin at 02:30, 15 Jun 2008.
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Huh..? No I don't remember you, was too drunk last night.
I am sorry if I sound too negative lately but some comments are simply not funny. I don't enjoy repetitive ideas and others while smart they miss the point by being too serious. Don't think things too much as planning is a joke-killer - if not for me then for you - but on the other hand try to understand what your audience would consider funny. How many times have you heard of Paris Hilton for instance? Would she make you laugh? Why not? What usually makes you smile? If the answer is something dirty don't dare post it 
Omega: Lady: "Hello, who is this?"
Dog: *pant pant*
Lady: "PERVERT!!!"
Hehehe 3pts
mvass: When nature calls, this dog will finally be able to answer.
Smart, 3pts.
Cepheus: Breaking news: shock collars just became obsolete! Wire in your favourite Paris Hilton track, set this up as shown above and boom, he'll think twice next time before letting one loose in your bedroom.
Umm what? 1pt.
B-E-T-A: Dog: Hello! Is this "The-most-expensive-but-best" Gourme resturan? I should have the best and most expensive steak you have.
*Later that day*
Ownder: Okay, why have I lost 5000$?!
2pts.
Eugen_Cosmarul: IM ON URZ FONE..
WESTING UR CREDITZ.
Way too overused. Besides it lacks the charm of lolcats. 0pts.
Keksimaton: "If people went to watch a movie titled: 'Snakes on a Plane' why the heck they would not go and watch 'Dogs on Cellphones'?"
Meh. 0pts.
DarkShadow: It's agreed then, our World domination plan shall begin tomorrow.
Is it this time of the year of something? Meh. 1pt.
Geny: "Aren't you afraid your dog will get cancer?"
"It's nothing, you should watch him lick the microwave."
My face is an emotionless mask as I read this. 0pts.
Galev: aunt Ludmilla: "...and then, imagine, they went out to the garden just to find old Maggie sleeping in the armchair. Hah...! but its not the end of the story... But, tell me, if you are bored, my sweet.
dog: ...
aunt Ludmilla: Oh, I love you, my sweet, you are just such a great audience. So, she was sleeping there, in the armchair of uncle Freddy...
little boy: Mum, don't you think, it counts as torture?
Mum, (aunt Ludmilla's favourite niece): Well, if the police arrest me, don't tell Ludmilla which prison I'm in, OK?
Boring, it's not as if I have not given hints about gargantuan tickle-me posts. 0pts.
Lexxan: Geny informes Pupdora about what happened a HC during her absence.
Geny: (...)
Pupdora: "What? Lexxan created yet another thread ?" *sign*
Heh 2pts.
AlkarRahn: 'Why is it that they didn't get me a paws-free model? It took me five minutes to get this thing up here. Now I've got to figure out how to do it quicker; post-dial.'
Dogs are certainly smart 2pts.
mamga: Now testing dog whistle ringtones... do not disturb
1pt.
DagothGares: Now Paris can talk to someone of her own level anytime she wants to...
I'm sick of hearing about her all the time, next time I'm penalizing 1pt.
TheDeath: Guy: "I'd like to speak with Dawg"
Secretary: "Excuse me?"
Guy: "Give me Dawg now, I know he's there!"
Secretary: "If you insist..."
 Who's the man now dawg! 3pts.
Homer: No, I don't want to change my operator! It does not mater if it's cheaper. Besides my owner pays the bill *Hangs up*
2pts.
Daystar: "Is your Electric Fence running? Then you better go catch it!!"
2ps.
popular_feeds: "...no mom, i didn't spoil the damn sofa!!!" *winces*
2pts.
PhoenixReborn: No, this isn't taco bell!
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Trogdor: Bush accidentally dialed the wrong number when trying to call Eli Manning after winning the Superbowl.
Not Bush again. 0pts.
Asheera: Angry Man: You know, I'm getting tired of you. You give me that 5 grand right now or I'll come and gut you.
Dog: WOOF! GRRRR!
Angry Man: Jesus man, relax. You can keep the damn money; didn't know you are a werewolf.
That was rather weird. 1pt.
TnT: "Yes dad, I know I should have started taking cell phone radiation warnings seriously... Now it's too late. What? No I do not need a flea collar..."
That is the antithesis of comedy, 0pts.
ROUND 23
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Daystar
Honorable
Legendary Hero
Back from the Dead
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posted June 15, 2008 02:38 AM |
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Meddle freely in the affairs of puppies, for they are soggy, but don't care so much.
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How exactly is luck a skill?
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Mamgaeater
Legendary Hero
Shroud, Flying, Trample, Haste
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posted June 15, 2008 03:53 AM |
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i should've known that umbrella isn't really a shampoo company.
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Protection From Everything.
dota
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OmegaDestroyer
Hero of Order
Fox or Chicken?
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posted June 15, 2008 04:43 AM |
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Scientist: "Looks like the pH levels were off. Too acidic."
PR Guy: "Don't worry about it, Bill. We'll just say 'use our bodywash and watch the pounds melt away!'"
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The giant has awakened
You drink my blood and drown
Wrath and raving I will not stop
You'll never take me down
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phoenixreborn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Unicorn
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posted June 15, 2008 04:54 AM |
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Quote:
Geny: "Aren't you afraid your dog will get cancer?"
"It's nothing, you should watch him lick the microwave."
My face is an emotionless mask as I read this. 0pts.
LOL Trouble among the peanutbutterers?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted June 15, 2008 04:57 AM |
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Not really I'm just being creatively descriptive.
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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TnT_Addict
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Beautiful Liar
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posted June 15, 2008 05:14 AM |
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