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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 22, 2003 05:40 PM |
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Cool LT. You got the job. I still need a basic researcher to fill Fantusta's position.
Anyway, BACK TO THE BUYING PEOPLE. Lets go.
Lots of magic stuff here. What, do I need a sale?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted May 25, 2003 09:26 PM |
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I have just made a discovery! It is possible to forge a sword out of pure darkness! I shall start work on it right away.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 27, 2003 01:42 PM |
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Hear that everybody, A sword...OF DARKNESS. Hurry while they are still in stock. Also new on the shelf today, a pair of magic boots that give the one who own's the pair the ability walk and run faster for longer periods of time. They are specially equipped with a space/time equilizer so you don't accdently blast off to some unknown time and get your head bitten off by some dino or somthing.
You can get these today for a low price of 15 gold.
Remember, we are still hireing so apply today.
The Sword of Darkness
Also take a look at our new item, the magic bottle.
This awesome item can hold just about anything from mana to potions of all kinds. Its magic will also purify water when placed in it.
These useful items are only 5 gold each.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted May 29, 2003 03:42 PM |
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as much as i hate to say this but i neeeeeeeeeee i neeeeeeeeeeeee i nnneed to to to buy something from you that sword of darkness. Damn i hate saying that. he pays with a endless sack of gold and grabs the sword fearing spam dragons are coming and runs through the wilderness
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 29, 2003 07:39 PM |
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Well what do you know. 
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted May 29, 2003 09:05 PM |
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* a voice fills mighty mages head i heard that and by the way in a couple of mintues a fate will besige you and these so called gods
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted May 30, 2003 06:28 PM |
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Uh huh. Right. Supreme Magi,hut down argaze and destoy his ultimate-artifact. Leave him to me and Woock. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted June 20, 2003 07:27 PM |
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Now available for a limited Time only:
Tickets to see a live performance by:
A trial offer with:
Biohazardous Advils:
Sulfur Crystals:
The Bottomless Cauldron of toys and such:
A self-replicating, dual transmition, double galatical ghlom de schlopy Vachydermsmall. Actual purpose unknow, but is sounds pretty cool:
More strange Dark items coming soon!
EDITS: Typos and images.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted June 21, 2003 03:30 AM |
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Very good Saurman. Heres your check. It's a little late but we havn't been having any money come in. Nobody likes magic anymore...cept me.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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stargazer
Famous Hero
hero of order and life
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posted July 07, 2003 03:45 AM |
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* a body bag is sent to mighty mage and in side is his mage. he has what looks like a blade wound on his stomick you cant tell attached to the body by a dagger through his heart you begin to read.*
*Stargazers note* ( no matter what you send no matter what you do i a m c o m i n g for ..... you.) one more to go and then ...
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When we are young
Wandering the face of the Earth
Wondering what our dreams might be worth
Learning that we're only Mortal for a little while
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted July 09, 2003 03:03 AM |
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Yeah, right. That's what you said last time and you ran away...to the 'real' world.
Anyway, back to business.
Conn's shop no longer deals directly in magic.
So for all of your magical spells and Expert magical artifacts, stop by the R.O.S.M.
Saurman, you still work for me right?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 06, 2003 08:46 PM |
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Of course.
New Item Available!
Shower Skock Caffeinated Soap
It means what it says. Shower Shock is caffeinated soap. Soap with caffeine in it. And guess what, our caffeinated soap is even self-cleaning. Think about that for a second. Now buy some.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 06, 2003 11:25 PM |
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I'm not putting down your hard work or anything but what the hell does that have to do with magic? Did you make it with magic? Is it magically enchanted?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Lith-Maethor
Honorable
Legendary Hero
paid in Coin and Cleavage
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posted September 07, 2003 02:56 AM |
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...walks in...
- hey Mighty Mage, you still have the artifacts stored?
...looks around and notices Saruman...
- ...didn't know you are affiliated with ThinkGeek
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You are suffering from delusions of adequacy.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 07, 2003 08:35 PM |
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I'm not, I just found the site through Google.
Since no one is buying ANYTHING, I suggest we throw this in with any 2000 gp purchase.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted September 08, 2003 05:48 AM |
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woooooow!!!
its the disneyland castle?how come its up for sale?
nah,I dun want that!
yeah,I'll take the cool knife thingy there...what was it?...sword of darkness?..yeah,thas it,do u take gold watches?I don't carry coins around much...
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BountyHunter97
Famous Hero
King of all that is Chicken
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posted September 08, 2003 05:49 AM |
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hey i can i work?
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 08, 2003 08:24 AM |
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Hey im working as a sales person at the New
Shop Opening thread, Am i also working here?
If so then look at this lion heart sword i
picked up during my search of peoples
hous....i mean the forest.....yeh well any
way have a look. It it extremely strong and
seems to do more damage against undead
opponents.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 08, 2003 05:07 PM |
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Nice Stuff Dragon slayer.
I hired you to work here as
a sales person so you're in the right place.
I'm letting Lith take care of the hireing
for the shop from now on. I kinda screwed
up when I hired Silx.
And yes Lith, the stuff is all in the south end
of the tower all nice and neat.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted September 09, 2003 05:28 AM |
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Quote:
I kinda screwed
up when I hired Silx.
WHAAAAT!
waddaya sain!
I made that place real popular,cuz now everyone thinks they get cheap stuff there and ppl actually start goin there...
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