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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 12, 2003 01:12 AM |
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No they don't. That's why we tore the place down. Me and Lith are rebuilding it from the ground up. Hopefully it's nice new look will attract more customers.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 12, 2003 02:57 AM |
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Cool
Do you have a picture of what the finished building will look like?
BTW, I suggest we lock up Silx so he doesn't steal anything while the stuff's in the garage.
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Thank god I'm an atheist.
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 12, 2003 09:28 AM |
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hey MM whats the pay like around here??? Us sales people dont work for free 
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silx87
Supreme Hero
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posted September 12, 2003 12:42 PM |
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u can't lock me up!
u gotta catch me 1st!
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princess_fire
Tavern Dweller
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posted September 14, 2003 03:08 AM |
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help!!!
helpp!!! Mighty Mage! i need a spell that will cure sumone else's head lice without lettin em know they have it lol .. help!! itz a complicated situation
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 15, 2003 03:48 AM |
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Will an Elixir do?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 15, 2003 09:10 PM |
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Actually, I believe I should handle this one.
*walking up to the counter, Mighty Mage directs Princess Fire to follow him.*
If you come this way we enter the spell archives section.
*once in the room, we see large walls with framed spells lining them as far as the eye can see. Mighty Mage walks towards the left to an indent in the wall. Dusting off a small door, Mighty Mage opens it revealing an even dustier wooden box. With a quick swipe a cloud of dust fills the air. Inside the box is a shiny scroll neatly rolled up.*
Ahhhh, the Magic Rid spell. One of my favorites. This lovely little spell was origionally created to dispose of much larger things but the lite version would be perfact for this situation. If this is all you need for today than I can go ahead and ring you up. Don't forget though, we have tons of spells and magical artifacts. Do remember to tell your friends about us. Remember, Spell Books are free.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 16, 2003 08:40 AM |
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Well look what i found, its a spell book. Now it may look quite boring on the outside but that eye at the front can act as a magical camera device.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 17, 2003 04:53 PM |
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You know we give out spell books for free right?
That's right everyone, why go to some small mage guild where you have to dish out 500 gold for some cheap spell book and then not find the spell you're looking for?
That's what I'm here for. Come on down to the Royal Order of Supreme Magi for all your magical needs.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 18, 2003 02:04 AM |
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Goes outside and rings a bell
DING! DING! DING!
"Free Spellbooks! Lowest Prices around! For a limited time only get a castle with a 2000gp purchase!"
5 hours later, Saruman returns inside, looking depressed
"It's no use. People just don't like Magic anymore."
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Dingo
Responsible
Legendary Hero
God of Dark SPAM
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posted September 18, 2003 02:07 AM |
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I'll take the book for free, if it contains SPAM spells.
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The Above Post/Thread/Idea Is CopyRighted by, The Dingo Corp.
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 18, 2003 02:21 AM |
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Flicks through te pages
Well, there's a Food Spell. I suppose you could use it to make some canned spam. 
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 19, 2003 12:38 AM |
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The spell books contain all of the basic level one spells and are available free to anyone, assuming they can cast spells. Any further spells can be taught or purchased here at the Supreme Magi Tower.
Also as a side note, anyone interested in magic may become a supreme magi if qualified. You heard me, the Royal Order of Supreme Magi are recruiting. Please ask to see me and I'll give you the application.
Remember, for all your magical needs, stop by the Royal Order of Supreme Magi......Your neighborhood magic shop.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Saruman
Famous Hero
On academic leave
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posted September 21, 2003 03:16 AM |
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Returns to Mage Form
Saruman casts Samma's Irresistable dinner bell on his bell.
He then uses the Food Spell to make all kinds of food outside. He also conjures up a signs that says:
Quote:
Food is only for paying customers
Saruman rings the bell.
Within miutes, people are swarming to the tower.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 27, 2003 12:42 AM |
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That does it. I'm calling all my emplyees together for a meeting. We need to come up with a way to attract more customers.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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Dragon_Slayer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
toss toss toss
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posted September 28, 2003 03:13 AM |
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I'm here MM. Whats up?
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 28, 2003 06:52 PM |
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Well, at least somone could come. As you can see we haven't been very busy lately. Not only does that hurt my business but your paychecks too. We need new and ingenious ways to attract customers. Maybe if I put on that Battle of the mages it will get people to buy spells and magic stuff. This time however I'll open it to everyone who wants to participate. What do you think?
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted September 28, 2003 08:09 PM |
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I think... we should star selling Homm.
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MightyMage
Honorable
Legendary Hero
of INSANITY and DELICIOUSNESS
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posted September 28, 2003 09:02 PM |
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uh huh...has it occured to you that this is a magic shop? Not a game store.
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Though I must still bow
in awe for the awesomeness that is
MightyMage. For he is all I could ever
want to be! - OhforfSake
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LordTitan
Famous Hero
Hit Dice: 76d12+608 HP
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posted September 29, 2003 10:05 PM |
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oh, how's about selling spell scrolls, with no warrenty.
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