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deth8
Promising
Known Hero
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posted July 31, 2001 03:31 PM |
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glad to see you back so quick
Now earn your keep! 
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted July 31, 2001 03:42 PM |
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Oh, you didn't understand...
Deth...
I said I quit.
This has nothing to do with the storm here.
Too many teenagers here and as I'm not here all the time it's **** in the rear end to watch for those kids...
It will be somebody elses job in the future...
I think I goto sleep upstairs. There's an empty room back of the corridor. There I can rest for a while.
And anybody that sees Kuma...
Inform that I have quitted.
*Walks upstairs and opens the door of empty room*
*ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz*
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 01, 2001 03:58 PM |
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what do you mean?! ive been here all along! im just waiting for someone to pull out a weapon...
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted August 03, 2001 10:51 AM |
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hehe... Hey Murphy!!!
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted August 03, 2001 11:33 PM |
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Good thing I got back.
Sending some beer upstairs, Guess Zud must be tired
Opening my best bottle of wine for Misses Mel. After 2 months of marriage ur drinking wine alone in a bar. Guess I'll have to give him the win in our campaign-match, so he'll be home a little more
Giving some last minute traveling advice to Shamen (he'll be back, no worries.) Give us some stories along the way will ya?
And looking to c if Murphy is ok.
So, my dear costumers. Anything else u be wanting?
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted August 04, 2001 09:06 PM |
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turning big 3-0
hey guys, tonite (in less than 3 hours) I'll be turning 30.
As always, I seek a nice a quiet place to think my last year over; kinda of a tradition.
Maybe I'll be back here after that.
Drinks r on the house
Hey Ves, as a birthdaygift, can't my tavern be "inspiring" instead of "unrelated" for let's say... a week?
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 04, 2001 10:35 PM |
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*Wakes up because of loud sound*
Assault Rifle?
Hmm...I hope Murphy is OK.
I think I create some nice mirror image and prowl into downstairs maybe I can knock that one attacker down...
*With small thievery skill knocks Pleuris unconscious as Pleuris is shooting mirror image to small pieces*
What?! Toy gun?...
Hmm...so Murphy is OK. Murphy must have fainted because all that pressure and excitement...
Now I have to get some beer for Pleuris so he wakes up.
Of course...not free beer!
*Takes some coins from Pleuris pocket and starts pour some dark ale to down Pleuris throat*
*Then remembers Kumas birthday and puts coins back into Pleuris' pocket*
Congratulations Kuma!
Big numbers, eh?
I could sing you but it would mean that this would be either my last day or your last birthday...so let's forget that...However, I just want to say:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(BTW this tavern is always inspiring in my mind. First time I came here I was kinda down but in few moments I was fully "up")
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted August 04, 2001 11:49 PM |
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FREE DRINKS!!! :)
<gets free fifth of Jaeger......ahhhhhh.....another day or two of bliss>
Happy Birthday, Old man! 
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted August 06, 2001 09:58 AM |
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*Waking up*
Pfhew...
*Shaking my head*
Wow... I got this gun at Toys 'R Us...
*Disposes gun in trashcan, because obviously it looks too real*
I need a beer...
Kuma: Happy Birthday!!! Welcome to the club of 30!!! (y,y, that's my age too)
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted August 06, 2001 12:22 PM |
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Wow
You guys are all soooo old!
*sob*
I wish I could be thirty. Maybe then people would start respecting me!
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Chariotess
Hired Hero
Ancient Vampire
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posted August 06, 2001 12:27 PM |
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*Wanders in*
*Looks around and is amazed by how strange this place is*
*Sits down to empty corner table*
*Thinking* What was that word again? Yes.
-One free beard for the lady here!
*Everybody starts staring her*
-NO, I meant one beer for the lady. And is it free today?
-Happy birthday to tavern owner, Kuma.
-Could somebody tell me what are the most exciting scenes here in town? I mean board.
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Progress is inevitable
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted August 06, 2001 12:30 PM |
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Quote:
I wish I could be thirty. Maybe then people would start respecting me!
I wish I could be thirty...then maybe my arthritis wouldn't keep me awake nights. :-)
Roughest thing for me turning 30 was not being able to trust myself anymore. After all, one of the big slogans of my misspent youth was "Don't trust anybody over thirty!"
::quickly checks to see if the free beer offer is still good::
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted August 06, 2001 12:52 PM |
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LOL!
Now that the barTENDER has reached the RIPE old age of thirty, I think (just like Haak said) that he can't be trusted any more! So therefore the free beer thing is officially off!
Us girls though, are always on the free beer thang! And even if we weren't, you bunch of drunk old farts would shout us anyways!
*smile*
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted August 07, 2001 09:03 AM |
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Alright, alright!!! Now let'shave another beer over here, Shae! I'll pay for it!!!
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Chariotess
Hired Hero
Ancient Vampire
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posted August 07, 2001 12:16 PM |
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Now that I read this whole thread..seen things what happen in tavern I got this one idea. I could maybe start entertain people upstairs because it seems that when Shae is downstairs there are only some men doing whatever they can by themselves. And that's pretty unpleasant stuff for tavern owner. You know everybody can do those things at home too you don't need to go upstairs of tavern to play oneshot and hotfive. 
Kuma and Shae what do you think? And what kind of entertainment is needed upstairs? I need to know what kind of clothes to buy so I can look really professional and not such some cheap with attitude trying to be one.
What da ya say?
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Progress is inevitable
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Zud
Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
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posted August 07, 2001 03:22 PM |
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And what kind of entertainment is needed upstairs? I need to know what kind of clothes to buy so I can look really professional and not such some cheap with attitude trying to be one.
What da ya say?
We prefer lap dances upstairs and for that truly professional look, I suggest a nice leather thong (top optional) dont worry, I do consultant work, come on upstairs to my private room and we can work on your technique
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Winner or Whiner?
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted August 07, 2001 03:42 PM |
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A leather thong???
I've got a leather tongue!!!
(Dutch word-joke)
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Chariotess
Hired Hero
Ancient Vampire
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posted August 07, 2001 03:44 PM |
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I have to ask first from Kuma are these activities really legal. I also choose my own customers so I think Zud what I have heard about you it's possible you're not in the list. You got your fair share already. But I have to think about it. If the payment is right, everything is possible. We have to wait for Kuma first then I can show you some techniques how to make man scream. And I don't mean from enjoyment I mean PAIN, real pain. Talking about leather I have fine leather costume and with rope I will tie you up and I think whip would be very suitable for this occasion, don't you think?
Enjoy your stay Zud today you're not going to walk tomorrow
and not in the next week either if it depends on me.
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Progress is inevitable
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Zud
Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
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posted August 07, 2001 04:17 PM |
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ummmm.....OUCH!!!
Well. call me old fashioned I guess, The leather thong is a nice style, when you start with the whip....thats a different story. Keep the whips, chains, piercings for yourselves.
But I guess ill watch from over here in my room
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Winner or Whiner?
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted August 07, 2001 06:17 PM |
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LOOOOL!
Ahem....
You mean MY room....
*smile*
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