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Tamanrasset
Hired Hero
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posted August 13, 2001 02:49 AM |
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*An olé stinkinī Swedish goblin enters the tavern - meeting his eyes are quite a lot of odd characters, including a red dragon entangled with a green something - mind, not another goblin - a lady  dressed up in leather, a big ugly bull that looks to have spent the day running from some fearsome foe, and a mixture of oldies and youngsters.*
*A Revelation hits him. This tavern is like any other tavern, just for fun.*
*Searching their beers, he decides to speak up.*
HEY, GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DRINK WILL YOU?
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MidnightWraith
Adventuring Hero
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posted August 13, 2001 03:17 AM |
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there is no point to drinking beer, but it tastes great, esp. from Kuma's tavern, next question...
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted August 13, 2001 11:58 AM |
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ok
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Win or lose, it doesn't matter. The way it happens is what is important
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted August 13, 2001 12:44 PM |
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Too Much Time On Hands
Me thinks Pleuris has much too much time to be able to play HOMM, make many posts to boards, and find all these neat little animated ditties.....hehe.
Speaking of never-ending bottles, I will take one of those never-ending fifths of Jaeger. +15 Morale, +5 Attack, -5 Defense, -15 Accuracy.
<thinks he is seeing smoke from upstairs.....comingled green and orangish-red.....must be his imagination>
Nice to see you back, Kuma!
<goes back into corner....thinking, plotting, planning, waiting>
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted August 13, 2001 12:51 PM |
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I have been gone for a while
Things are not going well for you kuma, i havenīt been here for a while and this is what i find.
Iīm telling you Kuma, you should watch who you let in!!
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Win or lose, it doesn't matter. The way it happens is what is important
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Titan_888
Known Hero
Wind of Change
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posted August 13, 2001 12:59 PM |
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lol .... this looks like a battlefield...
Kuma please bring 2 bears for me and cheesus. bottom up
hehe
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted August 13, 2001 01:32 PM |
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2 bears???
Coming up!!!
btw, I'm posting during the day, at my work, if I'm not too busy, but obviously I can't play HoMM here, so I'm posting and finding pictures to post
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Titan_888
Known Hero
Wind of Change
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posted August 13, 2001 01:42 PM |
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I would like to re-order please...
I would like 2 Beers
LoL
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted August 13, 2001 01:54 PM |
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lol
I wonder where that beer is... i still havenīt seen anything. Letīs go steal some from them babies...
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Win or lose, it doesn't matter. The way it happens is what is important
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zonekill
Adventuring Hero
Wiedzmin
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posted August 13, 2001 07:47 PM |
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Ooooooh Chessus..... Pedofiles and Zoofiles around here. Pfui!!! I better call the sheriff.
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Kwisatz-Hade...
Hired Hero
For Paul maud'dib
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posted August 13, 2001 09:27 PM |
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chik
And then to please y'all
Just take a nice beatiful girl and make love to her
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You only have control of
something when you have the power to destroy it.
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Oldtimer
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Please leave a message after..
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posted August 14, 2001 02:12 AM |
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He said get the P@$$! drunk and she'll be real nice....
She's a wildcat in the sack...
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<PLEASE DO NOT WAKE THE OLD MAN!>
"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted August 14, 2001 06:44 AM |
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::looks up from his everfull glass of beer so thoughtfully provided by Pleuris, and sees beer-drinking babies, an obviously smashed kittycat, and bears at the bar::
Hey! How in the heck did I end up in Montana again?!?!?!?
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 14, 2001 06:54 AM |
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*Wakes up into loud sound*
Assaul rifle?
(Gets HUGE Deja Vu)
No it's some sort of high sound. Screaming maybe?
And it comes from room right next to this one...wait a minute...
I know that voice! It's...it's...now I know who it is...
I just have one question...
Who is serving beer then?
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Cheesus
Known Hero
The Untouchable
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posted August 14, 2001 04:06 PM |
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somewhere i saw people asking for tv, iīll be generous and give you mine.
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Win or lose, it doesn't matter. The way it happens is what is important
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_seiken_
Hired Hero
Dragon Slayer
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posted August 14, 2001 04:12 PM |
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wow
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There can only be one...
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Titan_888
Known Hero
Wind of Change
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posted August 15, 2001 08:12 AM |
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lmao cheesus ... lmao.. i like your little movie here
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted August 15, 2001 01:19 PM |
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Sticker show
Are this Shamen and Shae??? P)
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 15, 2001 01:25 PM |
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LMAO!
That was funny Pleuris. Don't say that twice. I almost went unconscious when I heard that one...
All those things fit in. Our avatar color, "Jerry Sticker" show...
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Shae_Trielle
Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted August 15, 2001 01:39 PM |
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NOOOOOO
You know one thing that I can't seem to stand is being called a guy! I'm not the green stick thing sitting in the chair who gets her (HIS) head blown off!
I swear!
LMAO!
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