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Heroes Community > Tournament of Honor > Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM
Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM This thread is 36 pages long: 1 10 ... 14 15 16 17 18 ... 20 30 36 · «PREV / NEXT»
UnkaHaakon
UnkaHaakon


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happily tilting at windmills
posted August 15, 2001 01:42 PM

hey Pleuris ..the cigarette was ok, since I'm in a tavern, but I really do prefer a pipe almost exclusively.

And yeah, I know, tobacco is a foul nasty evil habit that's bad for me, but if I gave it up, I'd have to find another foul nasty evil habit that's bad for me to take its place, and there isn't a whole lot left. Unless I went into politics, in which case my family'd disown me.
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pleuris
pleuris


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Look ma! No hair!
posted August 15, 2001 01:50 PM

Largest Thread!!!

hehehehe

UnkaHaakon: Fancy a game on my ol'comp?
It's called Tennis!

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Sha_Men
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posted August 15, 2001 01:50 PM

Easy to say Shae...

If it is Arachnic to say I'm the one with microphone pissing under him and taken gunshot into head.

LMAO!
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UnkaHaakon
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happily tilting at windmills
posted August 15, 2001 02:37 PM
Edited By: UnkaHaakon on 15 Aug 2001

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgh

:: pointing at Pleuris ::

Make him stop! Make the bad man stop!!!!

Now I know I'm in Montana ..back at the ole Student Union building at Montana State. Crud! I'm probably having a bad dream, and when I wake up, it'll be time for that exam I didn't study for!!!


LMFOAO
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Kuma
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u can type so much text in her
posted August 15, 2001 06:48 PM

Hehehehe, great posts so far guys.
Me I'm rather busy at the moment. With 'something nice' Maybe let u know later

But just enuf time to serve u guys some beer.
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ugene_de_mue...
ugene_de_muerte


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Romanii ca brazii
posted August 15, 2001 10:17 PM

Who the hell is Herman Bread?

Who the hell is Herman Bread?
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Kuma
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u can type so much text in her
posted August 15, 2001 11:00 PM

Rock & Roll baby!

Herman Bread was a national cult-figure; he was named "The rock & roll junky" and he jumped from the Hilton Hotel last month. Weird guy, but a big loss (i.m.o.) for our country.
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Oldtimer
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posted August 15, 2001 11:52 PM

"Did you guys see the blue guy and the green girl go at it?"

"is it just me or was that kinda HOT..."

"I gotta go upstairs..."
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ugene_de_mue...
ugene_de_muerte


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Romanii ca brazii
posted August 16, 2001 12:39 AM

NO OLDTIMER !!!

Don't follow them, Sha_Men is gonna trick you in handling both of them !!!
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Oldtimer
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posted August 16, 2001 12:41 AM

That sounds....what word am I looking for...intriguing or was it disturbing?
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Sha_Men
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posted August 16, 2001 12:50 AM

Bad english...

Just read my last post (not this one)
I'm pissing under who (Arachnid?)

Hmm...Ugyne or Ugune...just wait till Shae gets here...
I think we are gonna see some action here. Maybe another Jerry Sticker show...
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Defreni
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posted August 16, 2001 01:55 AM

Damn Kuma, are u open every night?????

I mean it sounds like it, just moved in next door. So can I please have some quiet nights once in awhile. I mean I keep coming here, sitting in my corner, drinking my Carlsberg or Leffe. I started with one, and now Im at 20 every night

And all my money down in ur pocket Kuma
Could u at least fix me up with a date then

Defreni
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ugene_de_mue...
ugene_de_muerte


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Romanii ca brazii
posted August 16, 2001 03:44 AM

Hmmm, Sha_Men, why do you threaten me with Shae? Why do you think she will do something bad to me? Didn't you noticed that we are both green?
Maybe you should take matters into your own hand.
Maybe it's just a huge green conspiracy.
Maybe, just maybe, those stars are not what they seem to be.

Think about it.
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Sha_Men
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posted August 16, 2001 08:48 AM

Dear Ugyne..(Did I mispelled it again? Pity).

I have no idea what you are talking about.
Maybe you green people have conspiracy going on.
What ever this "conspiracy" means.
Maybe you two or in fact all green people are married to each other or something.

I think you will see some more "stars" if Shae gets back here and you still try to tell people we two are married. You should yourself know wo you are married with...

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Darxion
Darxion


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For The Honor......
posted August 17, 2001 12:32 PM

ALIENS!!!

Sha: UGENE is an ALIEN (green = alien)!  He and other green ones are plotting to take over the world (conspiracy).......or so he would have us believe.

<----has sword by side, ready to defend agains alien, troll, lizard, or gnoll.

<takes another swig off Jaeger bottle and watches as others "work out" while watching Shae and Zud......business is booming!  Now to only increase the profits a bit more...>
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Shae_Trielle
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posted August 17, 2001 01:32 PM

I'm about to kick you all outta here

Blue, green, yellow pee, blood, guns and gats and broken chairs. That's what the hell this place is gonna look like after I rip you all a new hole. No watching me and Zud play 'dock the ship', any of you even GLIMPSE this way, I'll put on my hockey mask, take out my chainsaw and see how well I can cut your eyeballs out.

Oldtimer, if you think stick figures going at it is kinda hot, wait until you tear your eyes away from the monitor and see a real girl...

Me and Sha are the furthest from marriage as any of you freaks can get! The next one who suggests so will be barred from Kuma's (right kuma?) or better yet, your next beer will actually be fermented rats urine which we have stored in the stankest funkiest smelliest corner of our cellar. I'll make you LOOK like your avatar.

Now heads down, stay drunk and shut the hell up!

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Cheesus
Cheesus


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posted August 17, 2001 01:42 PM

shae...

what up with this? why are you so angry?? Itīs a pub, what do you expect? everybody praying here? geez
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UnkaHaakon
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happily tilting at windmills
posted August 17, 2001 01:51 PM
Edited By: UnkaHaakon on 17 Aug 2001

Quote:
your next beer will actually be fermented rats urine which we have stored in the stankest funkiest smelliest corner of our cellar.



You mean we'll be forced to drink Foster's? No! No! I'll be good ..honest!!


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Shae_Trielle
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posted August 17, 2001 02:18 PM

LOL Chee

I kinda feel like the topless barmaid around here sometimes, except you guys aren't looking at my breasts, you're looking further south...

*smile*


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Darxion
Darxion


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For The Honor......
posted August 17, 2001 06:22 PM

ROFLMAO

What else can one say to top this fun bar talk.....lol.
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