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Oldtimer
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posted August 17, 2001 09:15 PM |
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Shae.. Darlin.. Don't get mad.. Ya know we all love ya..
And if you like we'll all stop treating you as a sex object(winking to all the other patrons).
So come on and tell your good friend Oldtimer whats bothering you. We'll pull through this together.
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"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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Oldtimer
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posted August 18, 2001 01:19 AM |
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I don't know who's holding who's "microphone" or who's peeing on who, but I vote for dropping that whole topic. I think most agree.
Bad english is the same as bad typing.
DYSLECTICS of the World, UNTIE!!
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Sha_Men
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posted August 18, 2001 01:29 AM |
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Just checking...
How drunk you are...
If you would have really tried to answer that question I would have thought you are too drink to ride those horses.
Yes, let's drop that subject.
Here's your keys for the stable.
Do you remember what is your horse?
The Old grey one is yours, Oldtimer.
There is workhorse Unkahaakon,
The stallion is Zuds,
The broom in the corner is Shaes
And the mule...let the mule just be there...Shall we?
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Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
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Shae_Trielle
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Famous Hero
of Heroes
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posted August 18, 2001 11:19 AM |
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I seem to be a monster
Am I that bad? You guys (not pointing to anyone...) make me out to be some sort of wicked witch with green hair! That's unfair! (lol I'm a poet and didn't know it!)
I'm really a nice person. Really. I smile a lot (no, not bare my teeth!) in rl and I laugh a lot too! I think maybe you're all bothered that I'm not cold and clinical and I always feel what I say. Okay, this rum is getting to my head now, Kuma, pass me another shottie....
Or maybe you're just all scared of a girl who can think for herself, has her own opinions and isn't afraid to speak them. Oh yes, and so what? I like sex! Don't you?
*smile*
Now who wants another beer?
PS: The first person to agree with me will get a free round! LMAO!
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UnkaHaakon
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happily tilting at windmills
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posted August 18, 2001 11:24 AM |
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That would be me LOL
(Two rules to live by: Always stand up for a lady's honor, and Never turn down a free round in any case)
(well, almost never, depending on what the round is)
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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Sha_Men
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posted August 18, 2001 12:47 PM |
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Man's honor...
I think man's honor is honor woman's honor.
Those who did get that one are too drink to ride so you must spend the night here...
Shae you are extremely nice person but I didn't notice it before now in just recent times...
Want to ask you question though...
What is free round for those who don't drink beer or are not thirsty (to drink) right now?...
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Oldtimer
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posted August 18, 2001 10:17 PM |
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Shae no one thinks you're a monster...
Those guys wanted you in that cage for entirely different reasons...let's just say we straightened them out.
Toss back a Foster's and have a G'Day.
Foster's means beer in Austrailia or thats what the T.V. tells me.
(This post mentioned beer, TV, and girls in cages, where's the quaility point?)
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"Zzzz...Zzzz...Zzzz..."
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zsa
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posted August 18, 2001 11:16 PM |
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Yo guys , chill! I brought this sh#t here and it is sweeeeet!! Yo , come here and have some , you'll get off real fast.
Don't forget, "Merry Christmas!" and if you were really good Santa is going to bring u something to suck on for the whole year.
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"You sound like zsa who only plays the game on forums" - Russ
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pleuris
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Look ma! No hair!
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posted August 19, 2001 05:41 AM |
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To the green woman...
Shae...
Quote:
(lol I'm a poet and didn't know it!)
You like Ford Fairlane??? hehehe
Even though you're green... I don't want any other bartender or bartendress (Is that a word??)
Kuma: take a note of this!!!  p)
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Blackdeath
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posted August 19, 2001 08:28 AM |
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To the midget guy...
Has the casting crew for The Lord of The Rings called you yet??? They should call anytime tiny...
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Kuma
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Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted August 19, 2001 09:07 AM |
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Pleuris: note taken. But Shae knows she can't be missed here, she's the heart and soul of this tavern.
And Ford Fairlane? Got to love it....
"If u ever get a son, I hope his dog dies.." Brilliant movie.
Defreni: setting u up for a date? Sorry man, that's Phantom's job. I'm just here to give u beer and collect ur money...
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Titan_888
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Wind of Change
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posted August 19, 2001 10:09 AM |
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Sunday Morning 10.04 am:
My brothers (Sir_Christian) wedding is over. I see some sort of flashback from yesterday, how i was dancing with some very nice girls 
I just woke up and had the bad breath in my mouth. It was clear for me that i needed something to drink.
Then i striked me.... I must go to kuma's tavern. I open the door and enters this smelly rooom. I like the smell, the smell of beer and smoke. Like a Giant "only" i slentered towards the bar...
as it was my last words in this life... i whisper "Please, bring me a beer"....
the barman answers.....!!!!??
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Kuma
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u can type so much text in her
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posted August 19, 2001 10:42 AM |
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Here's ur beer man. Now tell us all about last night...
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Shae_Trielle
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Famous Hero
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posted August 19, 2001 01:02 PM |
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Ford FAIRLANES?!
EEEEEEK!
Number Two rule of this tavern is NEVER bring up the Blue Oval in Kuma's! Fairlanes are in the same league as... well Hyundais. LOL I won't hear anything except Holdens, Statesmans and SS Commodores. Oh and HSVs too.
No Fords. Ever!
PS: If none of y'all know what a Holden, Statesman or a Commodore is, well, you're all missing out on real cars.
*smile*
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Kuma
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u can type so much text in her
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posted August 19, 2001 05:27 PM |
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Ford Fairlane is a car; sure.
"Well, here's to you.... ####### my ####, WOOHOOO!!"
Best movie to watch when drunk. Ever.
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 20, 2001 01:07 AM |
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"Ford Fairlane".....
Any movie where Gilbert Gottfried dies a horrible death can't be all bad LOL
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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Defreni
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posted August 20, 2001 12:06 PM |
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But where is Phantom, Kuma??????
Havent seen him lately, and I really need a date
Well then Ill have 5 shots of Stoli, and a Carlsberg to wash em down with. Nothing like 6 Stolis to start the week with
Defreni
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pleuris
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Look ma! No hair!
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posted August 21, 2001 10:27 AM |
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Kuma:
What cleaning company do you use??? I mean...
hehehe
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UnkaHaakon
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posted August 21, 2001 10:30 AM |
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So that's where the "free crab buffet" came from....
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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ugene_de_mue...
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Romanii ca brazii
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posted August 21, 2001 02:49 PM |
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Hey, I just came back from the seaside and I'm kinda thirsty...Shae, how about that rat drink, huh, sounds good...
And you can joke about the conspiracy while you are getting drunk, but lemme tell ya, you are all on those lists...HUHAAAAA !!!!!
Oh...Shae, I don't hate you, I am secretly in love with you and that affair of yours with Zud is causing me a real pain.
<blushes>
Qui s'aime se taquine...mwahahahahaha
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