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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted August 23, 2001 03:47 PM |
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No p*ssing against the bar... damn it!
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 23, 2001 04:55 PM |
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We could need a bouncer here....
Don't look at me that way.
It's Murphy that I'm talking about.
That big oak tree is for men with those large branches. And that tall but thin now greening willow tree is for women. Hey, why it does grow so quickly? Someone must be fertilizing it very often...
BTW One of my best friends is homosexual. Nice fellow can't tell the difference really from heterosexual if met first time. Maybe the handshake is different, maybe not...
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 24, 2001 03:17 AM |
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BEER, goddamn give me some beer
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titan
Known Hero
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posted August 24, 2001 03:28 AM |
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GIVE ME A BREEZER !!!!
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 If we ever will time travel in the future . Why haven't people from the future visited us yet
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted August 24, 2001 04:11 AM |
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Comes back inside looking a bit battered.....
Important safety tip: Some 'oak trees' are dendroids....
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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bort
Honorable
Supreme Hero
Discarded foreskin of morality
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posted August 24, 2001 04:36 AM |
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Quote:
Important safety tip: Some 'oak trees' are dendroids....
Good one, Unka. Sort of like, "don't piss on the electric fence," but with more limbs being ripped off!
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 24, 2001 07:22 AM |
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If you are drunk or recently got high:
WATCH OUT FOR MOVING OBJECTS!
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Life is like a carousel. Spinning fast you got to ride them well. The only time you speak is in your dreams.
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 24, 2001 10:55 AM |
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*Whole building is shaking*
It seems that proof is going to collapse any second now...
What did you do Unkahaakon?!
What did you do?!!!!!!!
Now the dendroids are angry.
Well, you can't really blame them can you?
Has anyone some diplomatic skills? Maybe they will listen...
Or otherwise we need axes and quick!
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UnkaHaakon
Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
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posted August 24, 2001 12:56 PM |
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What did I do? You're the one who said "use the oak tree"!!
Diplomatic skills? In here? Why don't you ask for a virgin sacrifice while you're at it? 
::whips out his pocket copy of "Jane's Guide to the Inhabitants of Erathia:: hmmmm ..says here "Enraged Dendroids may be sometimes be calmed down by the sight of something blue. Although they may tear the blue object apart, they will return to their peaceful glades afterwards."
Hmm ..do we have anything blue around here?
::reads on:: "Like all truly intelligent beings, they are fond of beer and good conversation..."
Heck, I say let 'em come in... can't be any more chaotic than usual. I just hope the bar doesn't turn out to have been a relative of theirs.
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"
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Darxion
Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
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posted August 24, 2001 01:16 PM |
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ZZZZZZZZZZ
<woken up from drunken stupor by something scratching at his back.....>
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
<startled to see a female dendroid (is there such a thing) trying to get "friendly">
Figures.....all I can attract are sticks and stones.
<tries to see if there is any interesting anatomical parts to the dendroid>
So, what's a cute tree like.....clgclgclg.....sorry. I mean, dendroid, doing in a place like this?
<thinking, damn, this tree has a good grip....could be useful....wonder if this tree has any good orifices>
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
<wakes up again, bleary eyed and hair all amiss>
I need to either stop dreaming or drinking!
Kuma, another bottle of Jaeger, please!
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Power of Might, Power of Magic!
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 24, 2001 01:18 PM |
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Good idea!
Beer we have...
All we do need is good conservation..
Anyone got any ideas for that?
Axes? No, no...not that one. That came first to my mind...
Women? No, no...they don't get the women subjects...
Cars? No, no...they are getting terrorized by those motorways...
Wait...how about...
Trees?
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pleuris
Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
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posted August 24, 2001 01:40 PM |
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(just picture him in a snowy environment, that's even better for conservation purpuses)
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 24, 2001 08:51 PM |
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hey, im going down to mexico to get some "supplies" anyone want something?
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Kuma
Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
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posted August 24, 2001 08:53 PM |
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No Corona....
I know where this is leading to....
No Corona is my Tavern!
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People used to call me crazy, but now that I'm rich I am excentric.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 24, 2001 08:55 PM |
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i think sha men hid some under the dumpster outside
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 24, 2001 09:04 PM |
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hey what about the pimps outside, they seem to be trying to sell Pixies for $500. A little strange maybe, or are my eyes playing tricks on me?.
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 24, 2001 09:08 PM |
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ok, last call! bye! (fades away, comes back with several suitcases and some baggies)
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ozzyosbourne
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
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posted August 24, 2001 09:14 PM |
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Ozzy: (takes a bag full of magic dust and puts it on a tree outside....)
What will come?..
Find out in the next 15 posts..
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Murphy
Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
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posted August 24, 2001 09:23 PM |
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((goes into corner, lights up))
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Sha_Men
Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
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posted August 24, 2001 10:26 PM |
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So...
Let me get this straight?...
I'm behind the dumpster now?...
Murphy into the reality I could beat you with one finger Or let that illusionary troll to give you some hard time
so what makes you think I'm hiding anywhere?
I was in cellar to take some more free beer for those Dendroids so they cool up.
And where is that barmaid when we need him?
But...*Thinks*...Ozzy could be our new barmaid!
He could also work upstair for women...
Isn't that what "spawned midian" is all about?
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