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Heroes Community > Tournament of Honor > Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM
Thread: Kuma's Tavern: a home away from HoMM This thread is 36 pages long: 1 10 ... 12 13 14 15 16 ... 20 30 36 · «PREV / NEXT»
ozzyosbourne
ozzyosbourne


Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
Riddler of the Sky
posted August 07, 2001 08:00 PM

hmm some Cybering in here..

::Give Me Another Beer! And two ladies to go!::
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Darxion
Darxion


Adventuring Hero
For The Honor......
posted August 08, 2001 03:40 PM

In Da Corner

<sitting in his corner drinking on his Jaeger watching the scene play out before him....thinking about the peep show>

I think we shall need to charge more for the peep shows, Mr. Blue, if we start seeing S&M stuff upstairs.  Split the extra proceeds as normally, eh?  That's 75% for me, 25% for you.....my idea, remember?!?!?  

<takes another swig>

Ahhhhhhhh.....so good on a hot, muggy day!

<watches for the next event to happen - the next opportunity to arise....speaking of rise......ummmmm....never mind....hehe)  
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted August 08, 2001 05:21 PM

Phantom's house of fun & Chariotess' house of pain

Quote:
I have to ask first from Kuma are these activities really legal.


Ah what the heck. I'll split Phantom's house of fun and devide it in two.

Sorry, have been away for a week or so. Must have been knocked out by the free beer.

Thankx for for all the birthday wishes
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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted August 08, 2001 06:57 PM
Edited By: Murphy on 8 Aug 2001

hi everyone! ive been in camp, and still am, in Maine, so i havent been able to go on my laptop much...
btw, THIS is what i did to the smiley wit the AK:   hehe...
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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted August 08, 2001 07:02 PM

"Camp" is that another word for prison?
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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted August 08, 2001 07:03 PM

hehe yup, pretty much...
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pleuris
pleuris


Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
posted August 09, 2001 03:42 PM

Now let's have another drink


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UnkaHaakon
UnkaHaakon


Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
posted August 10, 2001 04:44 AM

well, if you're going to twist my arm like that!!!


ooo ...ouch ...ok


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pleuris
pleuris


Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
posted August 10, 2001 01:47 PM

Ooh, I forgot: I'm from , so I'm not gonna buy you such a big one!

Here, have this one, maybe it's better for your arms also

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UnkaHaakon
UnkaHaakon


Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
posted August 10, 2001 01:50 PM
Edited By: UnkaHaakon on 10 Aug 2001

Well, I'm not wild about the size, but I like the fact that it keeps refilling itself.

Hey, THAT'S the new resource needed in Heroes: Beer! Would do wonders for morale, if not so good for morals. Besides, would you want to tangle with a bunch of hungover behemoths?
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Some people say the glass is half full..Some people say it's half empty... I say "What're you asking me to drink?"

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Kuma
Kuma


Promising
Supreme Hero
u can type so much text in her
posted August 11, 2001 12:08 AM

Yes and the tavern's in H4 should be named Kuma's Tavern.
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UnkaHaakon
UnkaHaakon


Responsible
Famous Hero
happily tilting at windmills
posted August 11, 2001 11:52 AM

Tell ya what ..the first map I try and make in H4, I'll put Kuma's Tavern in somehow.

And I'm not just saying that to try and get a drink. Thanks to Pleuris's everfull glass of beer, I'm set there.

Hey Pleuris, now, can ye possibly be fer doin' that same wee trick wi' me tobacco pouch?
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Shae_Trielle
Shae_Trielle


Honorable
Famous Hero
of Heroes
posted August 11, 2001 12:19 PM

LOL! New resource!

Glass of Everfilling Ale! New +1 bonus to morale artifact!
LOL!

Don't know what you're all talking about Phantom's house of fun. Don't you all know that the dolla stops right here in the palm of MY hand? And I ain't giving away no secrets about what you dirty old men gonna get for your money either! You cough up the money and I'll decide the reward! Y'all better be clear about this or I'm gonna burn the house of fun right down the damn ground and the only fun you'll be getting is dreaming about me naked tanning in front of the pool. Not that $20 dollaz is going to get you cheap ass drunks a shot at me.

I'll tell you what, how about we start a nice bid...

Start at $300 hunnerd dollaz. What the highest bidder gets is entirely up to me of course, but I promise you... I don't disappoint...

*smile*

LMAO!

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Chariotess
Chariotess


Hired Hero
Ancient Vampire
posted August 11, 2001 04:11 PM

You really seem to be really profession Shae. I think I won't be joining this phantom house of fun now. But now that you said it let's give guys something to think about so I offer 350$ ! My whip is ready for you Shae.

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Zud
Zud


Promising
Famous Hero
box worshipper
posted August 11, 2001 07:12 PM

Zud walks in

brimming with loot from insatiable and 2 utopia's Zud walks in buys a round a drinks for all, hands shae 20 K and the heavenly helm.
Takes her hand and walks upstairs
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_Seiken_
_Seiken_


Hired Hero
Dragon Slayer
posted August 11, 2001 07:27 PM

I'll have a Heineken

After smashing those stinkin goblins I am thirsty, let's have some beer.

New artifact suggestion : The endless Cutty Sark Bottle ( Relic, gives +10 morale but you see all the enemy's troops twice and your's speed is halved
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Sha_Men
Sha_Men


Responsible
Supreme Hero
Jack-Of-No-Trades
posted August 11, 2001 11:57 PM

*Enter the tavern dripping wet*

It just rains there! *Shouts*
Nothing else! Rain after rain after rain.
Then little sunshine and then again RAIN!
*Calms down as people start to notice him little too much*

Well, now that I'm back here to this warm place or is it really warm here? What does warm up this place up anyway? Girls? There are only two of them...
Heat from upstairs?
Shae and Zud?
*Thinks*

Sits down really tired and is falling into sleep...
Does something he haven't done for long time...Wants to order a beer....
*Orders a beer*
Shae just shakes his head as it turns out that ale has run out from all tavern.
*Swears and then runs to downstairs to check the barrels*
They are all empty!
Who has robbed the tavern or has someone drinked all the beer here? Kuma itself maybe?
NOOOOooooooooooo!

*Wakes up as is shaked by some customer*
*Wanders upstairs to sleep into that empty room again*
and everything is the same as always before...
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pleuris
pleuris


Promising
Known Hero
Look ma! No hair!
posted August 12, 2001 05:39 AM

to UnkaHaakon

Sure.... But tobacco's bad fo ya ...
But whatever... here you go!



hehehehe

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Murphy
Murphy


Disgraceful
Famous Hero
banned
posted August 12, 2001 06:44 PM

hi. i would like a double vodka again.
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revelation
revelation

Tavern Dweller
posted August 13, 2001 12:48 AM

What is this?

What is this tavern?  I don't understand the point of it or why everyone keeps wanting beer?  I know its supposed to be a tavern and you get beer from taverns but....why?? So many posts too.

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