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Herry
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
100% Devil
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posted July 12, 2016 02:54 PM |
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Life. It makes you feel good, then makes you do random ****, then tosses a hangover unto the mix.
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frostysh
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
WHY?
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posted July 13, 2016 01:02 AM |
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Edited by frostysh at 01:03, 13 Jul 2016.
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the main idea is to describe what I see in the picture? Okey, this is looks not so difficult.
"So the very strange picture, with a name 8146345_qieuntpb_c the actually name can have a many meanings, obviously the abbreviate TPB - is widely used in a many social networks..
The picture itself, hosted by website of some Interior design service that works in Dallas.
Actually what have been described on the picture: On the central plane we can see a bucket, obviously not a real bucket but very likely decorative.
The bucket contains some bottles 8x large dark colored bottles with cap upside, and perhaps 3x the smaller transparent bottles with cap upside, with unknown content inside (perhaps the content is mostly liquid). On the top of the larger bottles we can observe a weird pinned off mechanism that perhaps can be used to open the bottles
Little bit left side we can observe a some cylindrical metallic - perhaps a barrel.
Right and up from the bucket we can see some unknown purpose switches which is two of them.
The final suggestion: if you will find the bucket described on this picture near your main door, better check it to High Explosive, Biohazardous, Nuclear, and Toxin content, before you will touch it. And use a some heavy protected gloves before you will open the bottles, the "opening mechanism" looks a pretty dangerous to your hands. 
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 16, 2016 09:06 AM |
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"Christmas in Canada"
EnergyZ
A junkie and Santa Claus talk.
"Santa Claus, what is this?"
"That is my Rudolph... or is it Rudolphs, ho ho ho! I need them to ride my sledge."
"What have you been smoking to have done this? Cause I really want some for Christmas."
Don't drink and drive! - 1pt.
Angelito
"The result of Santa going through the chimney of a brewery..."
Snow small glasses of sherry! - 2pt.
kip
"The gifts of Sinterklaas to the gut kinder of Bundesrepublic Deutschland Heil Merkel."
Doesn't look enough... - 2pt.
NoobX
"Thr true spirit of Chistmas."
I think you mean "spirits" - 2pt.
markmasters
" It's gonna be a cold cooold Christmas, without beer....wait, is that the right text? *hic* "
Beer is life - 1pt.
fred
what i see in this picture, is a nutless husband who lets his wife decorate his goddamn beer for a party. i see his married buddies' spirits drop a little more at the sight of it. i see one of them committing suicide not far in the future.
your next picture should be an inkblot, geny. that should provide more interesting results.
well, you should get a negative point. But I am a merciful ruler - 1pt.
Alkar
Ranger Rob: So, Mr Kringle. You do know that it's no longer deer hunting season, right?
Mr Kringle: Yesh 'tis, you shilly lil ewlf.
Ranger Rob: No, and you're a few months past your Christmas season too.
Mr Kringle: *hic*
Ranger Rob: Plus drunk driving... I'm going to have to call this in.
And Mr Kringle goes off to jail.
At least he is happy - 1pt.
fuCHris
*lemonade song*
Try Harder! - 0pt.
Trogdor
"Just what we need, more underage drinkers".
If it has decoration, it's child friendly - 2pt.
Maurice
"For all the people who wanted to know what it's like to be Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, we present our special Nose Glow Beer! Now comes with the full herd, all dressed up like Rudolph for the occasion!"
Don't stop using until nose glows red - 3pt.
Elvin
" Small beer: Damn it guys, you didn't tell me it was gonna be a themed costume party! "
Is that why dressed like a chicken? - 1pt.
Sleeping_Sun
" All you need for a Christmas party are beers, deers and a bucket - each serving a different purpose, of course. "
What are the deers for? - 2pt.
bliz
"And lo, after their tardy delivery of the presents, Santa henceforth entombed the souls of his slothful reindeer in the beer bottles for all of eternity as a warning to their successors. "
They re-fill every morning for all eternity - 3pt.
Stevie
" Budweiser in disguise. "
Rollout! - 2pt.
Herry
" Life. It makes you feel good, then makes you do random ****, then tosses a hangover unto the mix. "
Huh... I guess I was right when I said that beer is life. - 1pt.
frostysh
*something long and not interesting*
yeah... welcome to the game and all, but no. - 0pt.
Ok, so this round is over. Unfortunately, every party has its end, so now its time for...
ROUND 12!
CRASH!
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted July 16, 2016 09:14 AM |
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The moment you realize you need hands instead of paws to open the booze.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 16, 2016 09:31 AM |
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Sadly, he didn't manage to pull an ace out of his sleeve.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted July 16, 2016 11:12 AM |
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That moment where you splash out for a proper piss-up and then feel totally wasted after wimpy shot of absinthe. In that moment you feel the utter pits of despair as your prideful heart pictures your man-card burned to ashes before your eyes.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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frostysh
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
WHY?
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posted July 16, 2016 02:47 PM |
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I pushing so hard my sense of humor ... 
"This is a pretty rich cat male (huge head, good looks skin with cathair), he trying to reach his reproductive and defecation systems to clean it with his tongue, and the digital wooden desk is the problem on the way  "
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frostymuaddib
Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
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posted July 16, 2016 02:51 PM |
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted July 16, 2016 02:55 PM |
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The cat tried to make a picture akin "Dogs playing poker" and miserably failed. He took the wrong cards.
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LizardWarrior
Honorable
Legendary Hero
the reckoning is at hand
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posted July 16, 2016 03:48 PM |
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You never bet on your balls! 
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted July 16, 2016 03:51 PM |
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"That moment when you spend more cash on booze than on playing cards ... despite having the constitution of nine in one!"
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted July 16, 2016 04:16 PM |
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The sly cat was an impeccable poker player, but a pussy when it came to holding his alcohol.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Herry
Bad-mannered
Famous Hero
100% Devil
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posted July 16, 2016 04:47 PM |
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I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted July 16, 2016 05:05 PM |
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But little did Mr.Mittens know, the cap was stuck.
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 16, 2016 05:23 PM |
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The result of being unable to provide any humans for the latest alcohol awareness PSA campaign.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted July 16, 2016 06:29 PM |
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Fluffy comes to the realization that this has gone too far.
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted July 16, 2016 08:27 PM |
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He just heard the bad news...he can't become a professional poker player.
You know...because he is a cat and stuff?
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 17, 2016 01:28 PM |
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Ugh.. Someone remind me, how much catnip's worth of money did I lose last night?
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted July 17, 2016 01:56 PM |
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He had the dead cat's paw.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted July 23, 2016 09:28 AM |
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"NO! I gambled away all my booze!"
fuChris
" The moment you realize you need hands instead of paws to open the booze. "
Why God? WHY!? - 2pt.
NoobX
" Sadly, he didn't manage to pull an ace out of his sleeve. "
Damn it, I knew I forgot to bring something. - 2pt.
Tsar
" That moment where you splash out for a proper piss-up and then feel totally wasted after wimpy shot of absinthe. In that moment you feel the utter pits of despair as your prideful heart pictures your man-card burned to ashes before your eyes. "
Weird, never happened to me. - 1pt.
fake frosty
"This is a pretty rich cat male (huge head, good looks skin with cathair), he trying to reach his reproductive and defecation systems to clean it with his tongue, and the digital wooden desk is the problem on the way "
Digital desk? - 1pt.
real frosty
" Saturday night live. "
Why am I watching this again? - 2pt.
EnergyZ
" The cat tried to make a picture akin "Dogs playing poker" and miserably failed. He took the wrong cards. "
And forgot he doesn't have any friends. - 2pt.
LizardWarrior
" You never bet on your balls! "
You do if you're already neutered! - 1pt.
Maurice
"That moment when you spend more cash on booze than on playing cards ... despite having the constitution of nine in one!"
The ninth cat never gets anything - 3pt.
bliz
" The sly cat was an impeccable poker player, but a pussy when it came to holding his alcohol. "
And that's how he lost his boots. - 3pt.
herry
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
Huh... never realized this song was about gambling. - 2pt.
Neraus
" But little did Mr.Mittens know, the cap was stuck. "
Screw this unscrewable bottle! - 2pt.
Trogdor
" The result of being unable to provide any humans for the latest alcohol awareness PSA campaign. "
Surprisingly enough, the ratings sky-rocketed. - 1pt.
Gryphs
" Fluffy comes to the realization that this has gone too far. "
Gambling, booze and pussy... I think we're good. - 1pt.
mark
"He just heard the bad news...he can't become a professional poker player.
You know...because he is a cat and stuff?"
That's unfair! He's got the perfect poker face! - 1pt.
Elvin
" Ugh.. Someone remind me, how much catnip's worth of money did I lose last night? "
Well... let's just say the tomcats will swing by to bust your kneecaps. All four of them. - 2pt.
Alkar
" He had the dead cat's paw. "
That's the worst hand ever! - 2pt.
Phew, I think we survived the night. But what exactly happened?
ROUND 13!
REMEMBER!
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