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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted July 23, 2016 10:12 AM |
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The guy wanted a centaur badly, but what he didn't know is that ramming it in the wrong hole wouldn't help the cause.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted July 23, 2016 12:40 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 13:47, 23 Jul 2016.
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"Obviously, the Animal Rights Party has infiltrated the maffia; they no longer harm the horse with their threat!"
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted July 23, 2016 12:50 PM |
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"Please check if he has a boner."
"Who, the horse or the man?"
"Both of them."
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VokialBG
Honorable
Legendary Hero
First in line
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posted July 23, 2016 01:27 PM |
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Young Caligula in our days 
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted July 23, 2016 02:11 PM |
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Following the huge popularity of the Donkey Simulator game, we are proud to announce its sequel Donkey Stimulator.
You can apply for an early beta testing copy at your local police station.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted July 23, 2016 04:19 PM |
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This "Donkey Punch" movie just went in an even weirder direction.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted July 23, 2016 04:20 PM |
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NEWSFLASH! Does Sarah Jessica Parker got a new boyfriend? stay tuned!
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted July 23, 2016 04:53 PM |
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Maurice said:
"Obviously, the Animal Rights Party has infiltrated the maffia; they no longer harm the horse with their threat!"
Really lol'ed at this one. Why is it in qoutation marks, someone else's joke?
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted July 23, 2016 05:18 PM |
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artu said:
Really lol'ed at this one. Why is it in qoutation marks, someone else's joke?
No, it's just my method of trying to indicate it's like a meme text that you could put into the picture . Not as if it's personally mine. I do that with all such texts .
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frostymuaddib
Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
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posted July 23, 2016 05:55 PM |
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Birth of Aplpha Centauri.
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"Occam's shuriken: when the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas." -- Dr. Gordon Freeman (Freeman's Mind)
"lol" -- VERRIKER VON ERWINSSEN
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted July 23, 2016 08:51 PM |
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*Horse wakes up*
Oh neeigh!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted July 23, 2016 09:12 PM |
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One happy farmer.
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted July 23, 2016 09:17 PM |
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Edited by Gryphs at 21:19, 23 Jul 2016.
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Welcome to Midwest America.
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted July 23, 2016 09:29 PM |
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She was so pretty that night can't wait to make her breakfast. Wait...
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted July 24, 2016 12:25 AM |
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Jail-bait! Seriously, how old is that horse!?
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Raenus
Famous Hero
Grouchy curmudgeon
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posted July 24, 2016 12:30 AM |
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Less menage a trois, more menagerie.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 01, 2016 07:54 PM |
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"The things a horse must do to sleep in a real bed..."
NoobX
" The guy wanted a centaur badly, but what he didn't know is that ramming it in the wrong hole wouldn't help the cause. "
Watching where you're shoving that thing! - 2pt.
Maurice
"Obviously, the Animal Rights Party has infiltrated the maffia; they no longer harm the horse with their threat!"
There was also a note on how to properly care for the horse - 3pt.
EnergyZ
"Please check if he has a boner."
"Who, the horse or the man?"
"Both of them."
Do you? - 1pt.
Vokial
" Young Caligula in our days "
Riding that horse all night long - 1pt.
fuChris
"Following the huge popularity of the Donkey Simulator game, we are proud to announce its sequel Donkey Stimulator.
You can apply for an early beta testing copy at your local police station. "
It's rumored to be a huge hit in Japan - 3pt.
Trogdor
" This "Donkey Punch" movie just went in an even weirder direction. "
It's not hate, it's passion - 2pt.
markmasters
" NEWSFLASH! Does Sarah Jessica Parker got a new boyfriend? stay tuned! "
Nah, that's just a stud she met yesterday. - 1pt.
frosty
"Birth of Aplpha Centauri. "
First of his name - 2pt.
Elvin
"*Horse wakes up*
Oh neeigh! "
You didn't complain last night - 1pt.
kip
" One happy farmer. "
Actually, he prefers sheep. They're more cuddly. - 1pt.
Gryphs
" Welcome to Midwest America. "
We're very liberal here - 1pt.
Galaad
" She was so pretty that night can't wait to make her breakfast. Wait... "
...I've run out of hay! - 1pt.
Alkar
" Jail-bait! Seriously, how old is that horse!? "
In what years? - 2pt.
Raenus
" Less menage a trois, more menagerie. "
Damn French! - 3pt.
Well... let's just not talk about this... EVER.
Oh snow, what time is it? We need to get...
ROUND 14!
BACK TO WORK!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted August 01, 2016 07:57 PM |
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Smells good.
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 01, 2016 08:08 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 20:08, 01 Aug 2016.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 01, 2016 08:29 PM |
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The guy on the right be like: "That's what I'm gonna do to you tonight, babe."
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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