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kipshasz
Undefeatable Hero
Elvin's Darkside
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posted August 01, 2016 08:32 PM |
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"and at this moment, Joe regretted ever signing into veterinary school."
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"Kip is the Gavin McInnes of HC" - Salamandre
"Ashan to the Trashcan", "I got PTSD from H7. " - LizardWarrior
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markmasters
Famous Hero
Dragon of justice
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posted August 01, 2016 09:14 PM |
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The perfect spot to ambush poachers from...
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted August 01, 2016 09:40 PM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 21:43, 01 Aug 2016.
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We tried to do something with the elephant and have fed him with laxatives. We never knew something like *that* would come out. Huh, I thought one of our employees just took a vacation.
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted August 01, 2016 10:55 PM |
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"We got bored of waiting for him to crap out our car keys so we decided to go in manually, but by god please don't clench!!!"
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 01, 2016 11:24 PM |
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The other children nodded their heads that the seriousness of the Easter Egg hunt had gone too far.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 01, 2016 11:24 PM |
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The other children nodded their heads that the seriousness of the Easter Egg hunt had gone too far.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted August 01, 2016 11:26 PM |
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Edited by Maurice at 20:43, 04 Aug 2016.
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"Someone finally decided to pick up on the request to "put Heroes 7 in a place where the sun doesn't shine". He just wasn't told in advance to what depths this sh*tty job would take him."
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 02, 2016 05:13 PM |
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"Did anyone find any drugs in there?"
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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frostymuaddib
Promising
Supreme Hero
育碧是白痴
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posted August 02, 2016 06:55 PM |
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted August 04, 2016 04:18 PM |
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You don't want to know what happened to the guy who went with the donkey...
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted August 04, 2016 05:46 PM |
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The Republicans searching for anybody that the GOP can sh*t out that is more electable then Donald Trump. But all they find is a note written by tiny hands that says: I'm the greatest sh*t there ever was!
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 13, 2016 10:03 AM |
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You thought I forgot about this, didn't you?! Well, I did... but now I remembered!
"Oh God, I think I have huge worms..."
Galaad
" Smells good. "
He ate roses. - 1pt.
Stevie
" Elephant defecating people. "
What has science done!!! - 2pt.
Nooby
" The guy on the right be like: "That's what I'm gonna do to you tonight, babe." "
You know me so well - 2pt.
Kip
"and at this moment, Joe regretted ever signing into veterinary school."
And he didn't even graduated yet - 2pt.
marks
" The perfect spot to ambush poachers from... "
Ace Ventura style! - 3pt.
EnergyZ
" We tried to do something with the elephant and have fed him with laxatives. We never knew something like *that* would come out. Huh, I thought one of our employees just took a vacation. "
He did. He's an anatomy student. - 2pt.
Tsar
"We got bored of waiting for him to crap out our car keys so we decided to go in manually, but by god please don't clench!!!"
The things we do for a beer run... - 2pt.
bliz
" The other children nodded their heads that the seriousness of the Easter Egg hunt had gone too far. "
Wait, those are not eggs! - 2pt.
bliz
*double post*
Noob mistake - 0pt.
Maurice
"Someone finally decided to pick up on the request to "put Heroes 7 in a place where the sun doesn't shine". He just wasn't told in advance to what depths this sh*tty job would take him."
Now the question is: who will put in on fire? - 3pt.
Trogdor
"Did anyone find any drugs in there?"
Traffickers get more creative by the day. - 2pt.
frosty
" Human shaped dildo. "
For those especially perverted elephants - 1pt.
Alkar
" You don't want to know what happened to the guy who went with the donkey... "
Let's just say the human centipede was just a prototype. - 1pt.
fuChris
" The Republicans searching for anybody that the GOP can sh*t out that is more electable then Donald Trump. But all they find is a note written by tiny hands that says: I'm the greatest sh*t there ever was! "
He's everywhere... like God. - 1pt.
We are now taking a break from our regularly scheduled program to bring you a special round for a special returning member.
ROUND 15!
Welcome back, Mytical!
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted August 13, 2016 10:10 AM |
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Heroes VII retconned vampires again. This time, they suck a girl's boobs. I don't even want to think what they'd do to men.
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 13, 2016 10:19 AM |
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That's what I'd be aiming for, as well.
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Ghost said: Door knob resembles anus tap.
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fuChris
Promising
Supreme Hero
Master to the Speed of Light
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posted August 13, 2016 12:09 PM |
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Come down to your local Red Cross and donate blood to receive a pair of free breast implants to make your boobs vampire proof.
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"Now I am become Chris, the destroyer of worlds." - Robert Oppenheimer.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted August 13, 2016 12:24 PM |
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"With baby Vampires, breast feeding gains a whole new meaning!"
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted August 13, 2016 12:33 PM |
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Not getting old certainly never felt better.
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 13, 2016 01:30 PM |
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 13, 2016 04:16 PM |
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How to tell if your baby will grow up to become ruler of Romania.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Blizzardboy
Honorable
Undefeatable Hero
Nerf Herder
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posted August 16, 2016 03:01 AM |
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The wet nurse agreed that breastfeeding a baby for 2 centuries was a bit excessive and it was time for the bottle, though unfortunately the young Vladimir was not handling the transition as well as was hoped.
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"Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
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