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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted August 16, 2016 08:47 AM |
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From his face it appears he just realized they were implants.
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 16, 2016 09:14 AM |
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"Your drunk again Vlaady pooh, the bottle is over here!"
"Who said I was after the bottle?"
((Though.. a smarter vampire would aim lower *grins*))
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Message received.
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted August 19, 2016 01:17 PM |
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Wow, and I was only expecting some red Jello.
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Geny
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
What if Elvin was female?
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posted August 20, 2016 12:33 PM |
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"Blood and boobs, everything a growing vampire needs."
EnergyZ
" Heroes VII retconned vampires again. This time, they suck a girl's boobs. I don't even want to think what they'd do to men. "
Probably have a long and thoughtful conversation. - 1pt.
NoobX
" That's what I'd be aiming for, as well. "
See? We're not so different after all. - 1pt.
fuChris
" Come down to your local Red Cross and donate blood to receive a pair of free breast implants to make your boobs vampire proof. "
He just can't pierce silicon - 1pt.
Maurice
"With baby Vampires, breast feeding gains a whole new meaning!"
Only natural food for our little Nosferatu - 2pt.
artu
" Not getting old certainly never felt better. "
If all vampires can stop aging whenever they want, why won't more of them stop at the baby phase? - 2pt.
Stevie
" Once a month the blood's amazing. "
Although most doctors advise consuming it on a daily basis - 1pt.
Trogdor
" How to tell if your baby will grow up to become ruler of Romania. "
Let the builders of Rome feed on wolf's milk, the ruler of Romania will accept nothing but the blood of a maiden. - 3pt.
bliz
" The wet nurse agreed that breastfeeding a baby for 2 centuries was a bit excessive and it was time for the bottle, though unfortunately the young Vladimir was not handling the transition as well as was hoped. "
It just doesn't feel the same if you can't sink your teeth into it. - 2pt.
Gryphs
" From his face it appears he just realized they were implants. "
This is why it's called a horror movie - 2pt.
Mytical
"Your drunk again Vlaady pooh, the bottle is over here!"
"Who said I was after the bottle?"
You're drunk, you're drunk, you silly old fool... - 2pt.
Alkar
" Wow, and I was only expecting some red Jello. "
This retirement home really stepped up its standards - 1pt.
Thank you for participating in this round. We're going back to... where were we again? I forgot... Oh well, let's just go back to cats, you seemed to like them a lot.
ROUND 16!
Just... just do whatever you can...
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DON'T BE A NOOB, JOIN A.D.V.E.N.T.U.R.E.
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EnergyZ
Legendary Hero
President of MM Wiki
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posted August 20, 2016 12:50 PM |
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Edited by EnergyZ at 13:52, 20 Aug 2016.
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Shush. We are here to fill in your empty life with our presence and, uh, our liquid.
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Neraus
Promising
Legendary Hero
Pain relief cream seller
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posted August 20, 2016 01:05 PM |
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I have become Catman, destroyer of yarnballs
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Noli offendere Patriam Agathae quia ultrix iniuriarum est.
ANTUDO
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Elvin
Admirable
Omnipresent Hero
Endless Revival
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posted August 20, 2016 03:19 PM |
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Wearing fur is wrong.. Unless it consents!
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H5 is still alive and kicking, join us in the Duel Map discord server!
Map also hosted on Moddb
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Galaad
Hero of Order
Li mort as morz, li vif as vis
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posted August 20, 2016 04:50 PM |
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I will never shave again!
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Trogdor
Legendary Hero
Words in a custom title
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posted August 20, 2016 04:52 PM |
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The former Australian prime minister's latest political stunt.
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"Through the power of the dollar you can communicate with the dead." - Artu
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Tsar-Ivor
Promising
Legendary Hero
Scourge of God
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posted August 20, 2016 04:53 PM |
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Nothing quite compares to that look, when you question your own humanity.
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"No laughs were had. There is only shame and sadness." Jenny
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Stevie
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 20, 2016 04:54 PM |
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Edited by Stevie at 10:02, 28 Aug 2016.
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artu
Promising
Undefeatable Hero
My BS sensor is tingling again
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posted August 20, 2016 05:10 PM |
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"You don't own a cat, the cat owns you" Karl Marx
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Are you pretty? This is my occasion. - Ghost
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NoobX
Undefeatable Hero
Now, this is a paradox...
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posted August 20, 2016 05:10 PM |
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The hard part will be spitting out the fur-balls.
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Ghost said:
Door knob resembles anus tap.
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Maurice
Hero of Order
Part of the furniture
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posted August 21, 2016 12:39 PM |
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"He liked to bury his face in some soft pussy hair!"
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Celfious
Promising
Legendary Hero
From earth
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posted August 21, 2016 01:56 PM |
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Edited by Celfious at 13:58, 21 Aug 2016.
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blasted genie. This obviously was not the type of magnet I meant
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What are you up to
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AlkarRahn
Promising
Legendary Hero
Divine Arcanist
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posted August 21, 2016 03:00 PM |
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The store was out of Rogaine for Men. I figured, Why not give the for Women version a shot? Well, I suppose it could be worse.
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Mytical
Responsible
Undefeatable Hero
Chaos seeking Harmony
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posted August 21, 2016 10:31 PM |
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Maurice said:
"He liked to bury his face in some soft pussy hair!"
Dang it, was going to do something like this and was worried it would be against the CoC *laughs* Ah well.. time to go inception time.
"Cats?? What cats?? I have no idea what you are talking about."
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Message received.
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fred79
Disgraceful
Undefeatable Hero
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posted August 22, 2016 03:56 AM |
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"the new frat pledge woke up to find his hair shaved off and replaced with cats... again."
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Gryphs
Supreme Hero
The Clever Title
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posted August 22, 2016 08:52 AM |
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"I do not always have hair, but when I do, I prefer cats."
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"Don't resist the force. Redirect it. Water over rock."-blizzardboy
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Doomhammer
Known Hero
Smasher of pasties
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posted August 22, 2016 04:00 PM |
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Tim never could understand the art of camouflage....
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